funny @elysium.pet · 14/03/2026i thought this was funny. do you want to laugh with me? do you still smile with me 100
funny @elysium.pet · 06/02/2026call me ermengarde the way i put him in clothes he wouldn't wear with hairstyles 032
funny @elysium.pet · 25/12/2025I have no sympathy for this man or the situations he gets himself into. 000
funny @elysium.pet · 27/11/2025happy thanksgiving josh has a cold so we're at home while the family is out hehe 280
funny @elysium.pet · 26/11/2025the pokemon center and surrounding pokemon stores didn't have slurpuff but they did have a lot of swirlix. josh won't stop calling slurpuff "chopped unc" 1151
funny @elysium.pet · 25/08/2025gay emo kid i found in a box. not up for readoption he's my kid now 010
funny @elysium.pet · 25/08/2025art / cata / juniper / annie / whatever name u want/know. sure peggle. make phonecalls i draw and play arknights wrong they/them 151
funny @elysium.pet · 22/08/2025i think other than this (I SAVED 400 PULLS FOR THIS BANNER) i have no more life updates that aren't like. irl 010