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Elven ninja

@elvenninja.bsky.social
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Mom, gamer, witch, suspected elf Voracious reader, part time crafter

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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Captain Pike Says Yeah Totally
Alt: Captain Pike Says Yeah Totally
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stole this from a Threads posting of Canadian jokes
A scene featuring William Shatner in a green uniform, facepalming in a spaceship setting, with humorous text about lingerie.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today feels like being hit in the face with a freshly boiled towel 🌡️42 degree humidex
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Garlic is to cooking as vanilla is to baking 😋
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🖤
A Xenomorph from the Alien franchise wears a pink dress and drinks tea outdoors, referencing the caption about not wearing black.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You don't. This is your life now 😺
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Having a cat that realizes that his humans will get the annoying mats out and thus actively seeks out help is also a plus 😁
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'd sleep with one eye open with the looks he'd giving 🤣
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Everyone out and about before the storm rolls in
A black crow perched on the upper branches of a bare tree against a gray sky.Two deer in a forest clearing; one stands alert among sparse trees, while another leaps away, tail up. Three deer stand among sparse, leafless trees in a tranquil clearing.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's just that kinda day
A long-haired gray cat is lying on its side on a textured beige carpet, looking toward the camera with one eye partially open.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth be with you!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Blessed Beltane to all who celebrate 💐
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
White and yellow daffodils with water droplets grow among green leaves and brown fallen leaves on the ground.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The neighbours are back!
A group of six deer stands alert on a leaf-covered forest floor. Bare trees surround them, creating a serene, natural setting.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today is the Trans Day of Visibility. I am very glad my many beloved trans friends and companions are visible, because my eyesight is bad enough without a bunch of invisible people cluttering up my living room.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Spaceship flying in space above a planet, with text: "Firefly Season 2 being animated is actually brilliant. This way, they don't have to shoot another pilot."
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@roshatheundying.bsky.social
Star Wars-style text in space reads, "THE SARCASM IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE," referencing the iconic opening crawl.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Both
Text displays two ways Gen X counts to 12: either as "1 2 3 4, 5, 6 7 8 9, 10, 11, 12" with pinballs, or "1 2 3, 4 5 6, 7 8 9, 10 11 12" with ladybugs.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words " i know " on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " i know " on the bottom
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Diagram comparing a joint under high pressure (stable) and low pressure (expanding tissue), with text: "I'm not a witch. I'm a barometer.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@roshatheundying.bsky.social @seanvmolloy.bsky.social
A tweet humorously compares body parts to pain relief meds: "iboobprofen," "asspirin," and "thighlenol.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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a close up of a person holding a child
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
A historical portrait of a stern woman in an elaborate bonnet and dark dress. Text humorously reads, “In case anyone was wondering, today is Mondseday, the 37th of December.”
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Very chatty attempted murder by my house today
Snow-dusted bare tree branches against a clear blue sky, with two crows perched apart.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Aww!
A shark and a manta ray in Halloween attire, showcasing a fun and festive spirit for the holiday
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@roshatheundying.bsky.social He's going to squash the Decepticons!
A statue of Optimus Prime made of various fall gourds
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
A comic strip featuring a humorous interaction between an octopus, a jellyfish, and a friendly shark.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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johnny depp 's mad hatter from alice in wonderland
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@roshatheundying.bsky.social this seems legit
Three panels showing increasing numbers of Transformers toy boxes: one in the first, several in the second, and a large collection in the third, labeled "one," "a couple," and "a few" respectively.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
🧡💛💚💜🤍💔
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
But, but they ARE going on adventures together!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
When someone wakes up mid box-nap
A fluffy gray cat with wide eyes sits inside a cardboard box, looking directly at the camera.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
'Sup?
Fluffy dark grey cat with green eyes lies on top of a white refrigerator, with wooden cabinets in the background.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Books and cats go perfectly together ❤️
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The 5th one is VASTLY exaggerated!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
When you're bringing in the wash and the neighbors stop by! Always blows my mind how close they're willing to get
A young deer walking in grass in front of bushesA doe walking in grass in front of bushes
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The moon tonight:
In a grey hazy sky the moon appears as a red sphere
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Here too!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
An image of a snake wrapped around a pile of hamburger buns with the caption: In an unforseen turn of events, it is actually the anaconda who's got buns, hun
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Haven't seen the neighbors in a bit
Deer standing amongst trees and greenery Deer standing amongst trees and greenery
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
In honor of National vanilla ice cream day National peanut butter and chocolate day And National sprinkles day- Dessert! (Not mine)
A white bowl and metal spoon with two scoops of vanilla ice cream, 3 peanut butter cups and colorful sprinkles
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Legendary Black Sabbath Frontman and Reality TV Icon Ozzy Osbourne Dies Aged 76; Tributes Pour In
The death of Ozzy Osbourne comes just weeks after he performed a farewell concert with his old band. The show is set to be released on streaming.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hopefully it all ends up how you wish it to!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it's too stupid!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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a pink cartoon character with the word narf on the bottom right
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 26/06/2025
It's a sensitive subject among dragons, hoards. It's not polite to admit you compare sizes, though most do. And questioning another dragon's choice of subject is just not done. Except... hoards are, above all else, meant to be valuable. "Face it, Fafnir. It was a fad." "I love my Beanie Babies!"
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
High of 32 with 44 humidity. Bleh
Video game screenshot of Mario standing a desert with an angry sun and the caption "Remember that level in Super Mario 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That's today."
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