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Elven ninja

@elvenninja.bsky.social
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Mom, gamer, witch, suspected elf Voracious reader, part time crafter

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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stole this from a Threads posting of Canadian jokes
A scene featuring William Shatner in a green uniform, facepalming in a spaceship setting, with humorous text about lingerie.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today feels like being hit in the face with a freshly boiled towel 🌡️42 degree humidex
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🖤
A Xenomorph from the Alien franchise wears a pink dress and drinks tea outdoors, referencing the caption about not wearing black.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Everyone out and about before the storm rolls in
A black crow perched on the upper branches of a bare tree against a gray sky.Two deer in a forest clearing; one stands alert among sparse trees, while another leaps away, tail up. Three deer stand among sparse, leafless trees in a tranquil clearing.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth be with you!
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Blessed Beltane to all who celebrate 💐
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
White and yellow daffodils with water droplets grow among green leaves and brown fallen leaves on the ground.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The neighbours are back!
A group of six deer stands alert on a leaf-covered forest floor. Bare trees surround them, creating a serene, natural setting.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today is the Trans Day of Visibility. I am very glad my many beloved trans friends and companions are visible, because my eyesight is bad enough without a bunch of invisible people cluttering up my living room.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Spaceship flying in space above a planet, with text: "Firefly Season 2 being animated is actually brilliant. This way, they don't have to shoot another pilot."
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@roshatheundying.bsky.social
Star Wars-style text in space reads, "THE SARCASM IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE," referencing the iconic opening crawl.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Both
Text displays two ways Gen X counts to 12: either as "1 2 3 4, 5, 6 7 8 9, 10, 11, 12" with pinballs, or "1 2 3, 4 5 6, 7 8 9, 10 11 12" with ladybugs.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Diagram comparing a joint under high pressure (stable) and low pressure (expanding tissue), with text: "I'm not a witch. I'm a barometer.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@roshatheundying.bsky.social @seanvmolloy.bsky.social
A tweet humorously compares body parts to pain relief meds: "iboobprofen," "asspirin," and "thighlenol.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Very chatty attempted murder by my house today
Snow-dusted bare tree branches against a clear blue sky, with two crows perched apart.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Aww!
A shark and a manta ray in Halloween attire, showcasing a fun and festive spirit for the holiday
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@roshatheundying.bsky.social He's going to squash the Decepticons!
A statue of Optimus Prime made of various fall gourds
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
A comic strip featuring a humorous interaction between an octopus, a jellyfish, and a friendly shark.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@roshatheundying.bsky.social this seems legit
Three panels showing increasing numbers of Transformers toy boxes: one in the first, several in the second, and a large collection in the third, labeled "one," "a couple," and "a few" respectively.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
When someone wakes up mid box-nap
A fluffy gray cat with wide eyes sits inside a cardboard box, looking directly at the camera.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
'Sup?
Fluffy dark grey cat with green eyes lies on top of a white refrigerator, with wooden cabinets in the background.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Books and cats go perfectly together ❤️
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
When you're bringing in the wash and the neighbors stop by! Always blows my mind how close they're willing to get
A young deer walking in grass in front of bushesA doe walking in grass in front of bushes
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The moon tonight:
In a grey hazy sky the moon appears as a red sphere
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
An image of a snake wrapped around a pile of hamburger buns with the caption: In an unforseen turn of events, it is actually the anaconda who's got buns, hun
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Haven't seen the neighbors in a bit
Deer standing amongst trees and greenery Deer standing amongst trees and greenery
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
In honor of National vanilla ice cream day National peanut butter and chocolate day And National sprinkles day- Dessert! (Not mine)
A white bowl and metal spoon with two scoops of vanilla ice cream, 3 peanut butter cups and colorful sprinkles
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
movieweb.com/ozzy-osbourn...
movieweb.com
Legendary Black Sabbath Frontman and Reality TV Icon Ozzy Osbourne Dies Aged 76; Tributes Pour In
The death of Ozzy Osbourne comes just weeks after he performed a farewell concert with his old band. The show is set to be released on streaming.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 26/06/2025
It's a sensitive subject among dragons, hoards. It's not polite to admit you compare sizes, though most do. And questioning another dragon's choice of subject is just not done. Except... hoards are, above all else, meant to be valuable. "Face it, Fafnir. It was a fad." "I love my Beanie Babies!"
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
High of 32 with 44 humidity. Bleh
Video game screenshot of Mario standing a desert with an angry sun and the caption "Remember that level in Super Mario 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That's today."
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Baby!
Mother deer and fawn standing on a forest path eating grass
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 16/06/2025
"May I have your name?" the faerie said. "William," she said with a smile. "Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!" "Thank you," she said. "To win it back, you must- what?" "I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The smell of summer at our house.
A purple lilac tree blooming in sunlight
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Mr. Robin hanging out in the backyard
A bird perched on a rock amidst lush grass, showcasing a peaceful outdoor scene
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A deer grazes on grass in a serene wooded area, surrounded by trees and dappled sunlightA deer stands in the grass beside a tree, surrounded by a peaceful natural setting.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Met some of the neighbours at lunch today.
 Two ducks gracefully swim in calm water, creating gentle ripples.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The deer and I crossing paths today
Two deer stroll along a dirt road, surrounded by greenery and soft sunlight filtering through the treesA deer stands gracefully in a wooded area, surrounded by tall trees and dappled sunlight filtering through the leaves.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Happy Towel Day for all the hoopy froods!
A towel hanging behind a glass panel with the words "In case of interstellar travel break glass and don't panic"
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Lindsay Buroker @lindsayburoker.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
🙄
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🦆
Duck swimming in water with it's head tucked down, surrounded by grassDuck swimming in water, surrounded by grass
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Babies! 🦆🐤
Mother duck and ten babies swimming in water, as seen through tree branches
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A morning visit from the neighbors
Six deer quietly grazing in a lush green forest, surrounded by tall trees.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
One of the fun parts of needing glasses- when you get new ones and can see again! 🤓
A pair of prescription glasses  resting on a black eyeglass case on a white surface
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Lunchtime break
A group of geese walking together across a green field under a clear blue sky.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother's Day!
LO-LA59 (Lola) toy on display stand in front of the box it came in
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Canadian Fraggle Rock offers up asylum to our American cousins at Sesame Street.
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Ladybug on parsley growing in a wooden container
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞
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Elven ninja @elvenninja.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Cat has the right idea 🥱
Fluffy gray cat peacefully sleeping in a sunlit patch on a carpet, with soft shadows cast around. A small blue toy is visible in the corner.
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