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@eltonmcmanus.bsky.social
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 17h
Does this fix the PS4?
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 21h
Yay! You’re going to fix the PS4 version right? ….. Right?!?
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pretty impressive with the camera on my pocket telephone. Snapped this of Orion this morning.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I was a wee kid, I used to set my radio to AM and listen to police chatter. Can you still do that?
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone else just get lost in John Lewis Bluewater and had to ask for directions out? No?
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Put it on the tab. :-)
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
… it completely useless.” Silence…. Someone will call you back.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
…. Can you tell me how to take a screen shot on this tablet as it’s something I’ve never done”…. Silence. Take it with your phone they say, “sure, but there’s one problem, in the recent update you did to our company phones, you removed the gallery where the camera stores the pictures rendering ….
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IT desk frustration strikes again! I have a problem on a work app, call IT helpdesk (Ha!) to resolve issue. They aske if they can take control of my tablet, of course you can, that’s how we get things sorted. But the don’t take control… They ask me to take a screen shot of the problem, “sure,…
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morning boss man. Hope you’re well and your better half’s foot is getting better.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh Henry you silly sausage, what are you up to? Come down from there.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
youtu.be/SM1d1dFu-AY?...
youtu.be
Hope
YouTube video by The Winter Choir
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Mr Jim Moon @hypnogoria.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MICROGORIA 137 - Loner In this show we take an spoiler-free look at a new British folk horror footage horror movie Loner (2025) in which a hapless vlogger accepts the offer of staying in a remote glamping cabin in the wilds of Northumbria. However he's not quite alone...  links in the comments!
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, YOU’RE looking at Atari stuff to buy to scratch some sort of itch you’ve got. It’ll pass in a day or two.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sweet, sweet inability to sleep. Everything’s fine.
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Cartoon Beardy @cartoonbeardy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No AI! All painted in Procreate using an iPad Pro (gen 1) and Apple Pen
A lady with unnatural claw hand is framed against a dark red background and mostly cast in shadow. Her body highlighted by a pale blue / purple / white lightA black and white digital painting of a portrait of actor Peter Capaldi as The DoctorA digital black and white portrait of actor Malcom McDowella digital painting of a beached and rusting fishing boat. Resting on wet sand and listing to the left of the image
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t think there was a Flying Ant day this year. Poor show 2026, poor show.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve set ip a bandcamp at … thewinterchoir.bandcamp.com I’m not expecting anyone to visit or purchase. If you want them then let me know and I’ll email them to you. I’ve created it just because I should.
thewinterchoir.bandcamp.com
The Winter Choir
Guitars, memories of trips to school on the 51 bus, winding cassette tapes with pencils to save batteries, feedback, noise, nonsense, notepads full of lyrics, drawing, nice cup of tea, London, Essex.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Morning bastards.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s that time again…
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Let’s all run round to number 10 and see what KS had recorded on his Sky box.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck these two.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’ve finally done it, I’ve only gone and finished the blue and black pens in my multi pen before someone stole it or I lost track of this bad boy. I’d like to thank my family and friends who were there during the tough times. It’s sad to say goodbye but at least we have the memories.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I pity the fool!
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thank you! :-)
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Inspiration…
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Did a quick digital drawing, took two minutes. For some reason its not displaying here in full, .... It's called Down The Drain.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s that time again….
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Reddit says I need 100 points for my post to be seen?!? How the hell do you get points? Is there some sort of side mission?
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They look like they’re waiting in the wings of Britain’s Got Talent.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Think we may have missed that boat.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You’re welcome. Just another day innit.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Let’s all agree not to buy these Swatch Royal Pop watches from the scalpers.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I miss that font.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Morning boss, hope all is well.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Asked a building manager to open a door this morning. It was a cross between a loony toons character and that dude from the Matrix. A billion keys and not a clue.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
All I need is a name, an address and a time. First hit is free.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hang on!!!!! There were another two films after the original Crocodile Dundee and Crocodile Dundee 2?!?! Incredible behaviour.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I don’t know what an Andy Burnham is.
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Mr Jim Moon @hypnogoria.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Out now - my review of the excellent Sick Flicks Volume I by Mike Bracken Mike Bracken - an essential guide to all the splatter that matters! #books #horror #podcast #film
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Flemming Erik Carlson @flemmingcarlson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
🤣😂🤣 Whoever came up with this idea, brilliant.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That’s terrific.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The emails I receive from ‘higher ups’ has found a new level of bull shit…. “ Despite continuing macro headwinds, we are delivering growth by unleashing our potential….” Shoot me now.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
King Charles should slap Trumps legs.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
No, YOU’RE watching the snooker on two screens and enjoying how close the two feeds are because the clapping and ball strikes are syncing up. Wonderful stuff really.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You realise you don’t care when you get into a road rage incident and are not flustered.
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I thought that was Michael Mando at first glance. :-)
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Elton @eltonmcmanus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Happy Bridge day everyone.
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