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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter

@elschorscho.bsky.social
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Finance by day. Building games & making music by night. Wishlist Drunk Woodcutter on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770 More games I made or contributed to: elschorscho.itch.io

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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 7h
Spent an afternoon in the yard with a rubber chicken for this. Priorities!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 7h
Sharpen your axes, unscrew your bottles, stretch your rubber chickens: Drunk Woodcutter releases December 2nd! 🪓🍺 The demo is live, and it’s part of Steam Next Fest starting Monday. Wishlist it here: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/... #indiegame #gamedev
ElSchorscho, dev of Drunk Woodcutter, is holding an axe and a bottle of rye whiskey. Appearing rather suprised, he eyeballs a chalkboard reading DEC 2. A rubber chicken is chilling in the background.
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 21h
An unhinged wood splitting, beer drinking, knee hitting experience: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/...
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Drunk Woodcutter on Steam
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecap. A physics-based incremental sim about splitting firewood, increasingly ridiculous equipment, and bad judgment.
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Luke Reilly @i2games.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm so happy to get 10 reviews on the demo! If you haven't played, please consider giving it a chance! My game is a little weird...but I hope you can find some fun 💜 store.steampowered.com/app/5299780/... #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #MadeWithUnity
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good news everyone!
Git commit messages reading "added banjo mesh", and "banjo destroyability. missing: sfx"
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's some serious attention to detail on your side too though, well done :)
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see an open back five string, I click on like
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
omg this is even better than I imagined
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does VocalPitchMonitor count? It's very bare bones. But technically you can use it to train pitch and intervals.
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Haha, amazing! What are the odds :) From one potato laptop user to another, thank you! Your review made my day. I'll dm you about your generous offer
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why yes, I've been polishing my bamboo, what about it?
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By Zeus, this is all I want from a Steam review. 30 minutes playtime and the words fun and simple are mentioned too
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sack811 Cereal Spit Take Meme
ALT: Sack811 Cereal Spit Take Meme
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This guy's video about my silly demo got *how many views*?! 134k?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kUD...
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my wife is divorcing me simulator...
YouTube video by OTTER GAMES
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not even mad! Just...surprised
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reddit moment of the day: getting my game called AI slop for *USING @kenney.nl 's INPUT PROMPT ICONS* in my game. Like - specifically the input icons! Even IF my game was looking like AI slop (I guess it would look "better"(?) if it was), the sheer ignorance has me at a loss of words
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you think getting people to wishlist your game is hard, try getting people to review your demo
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey, I just today dropped the Demo for my silly sidehustle sim, Drunk Woodcutter: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/...
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Drunk Woodcutter on Steam
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecap. A physics-based incremental sim about splitting firewood, increasingly ridiculous equipment, and bad judgment.
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Split firewood for beer money! Upgrade your gear! Get drunk and faceplant in your backyard! Watch in horror as your axe buries itself in your kneecap! Chop on despite it all for a place on the online leaderboard! Steam Demo is out now! store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/... #indiegames #firewood
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nevermind it's done
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can someone please give me a final kick in the butt I'm scared
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Can we simplify this system?"
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[x] all of the above
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Henke (Bounty Trail is ON SALE!) @henrikhermans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OUT NOW on Steam! Step into the boots of a wild west bounty hunter, grab your gun, saddle up. The Bounty Trail awaits. store.steampowered.com/app/4126530/...
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Screw this (sound on)
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A first build for the demo is up on Steam, the Steamworks API seems to work for stats and leaderboard, and it's frying my steam deck at 117 fps. Bunch of first times for me. Anyway, on to beta testing the demo!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Heilige Makrele, ihr gebt Gas! Ich freu mich :)
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As "balance max drunkenness levels per booze type" is long ticked off, this has to be my new favorite ticket
Github ticket reading "Implement culturally sensitive pink elephant"
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Genius, just what this game needed!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is great! Can we have a version with a scooting dog?
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Schönes Schnitty!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My 9yo was completely entranced :)
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Describe your #IndieGame to a caveman! BIG STICK, SMASH WOOD! DRINK MAGIC WATER, MORE STRONG, SMASH HARDER WOOD! GET SHINY ROCKS, BIGGER STICK. NO HURT! Oh my, it's not so different from my regular pitch...
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Drunk Woodcutter Gameplay Trailer (June 2026)
YouTube video by ElSchorschoDev
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Play this beautifully absurd composing game (there's a demo out). My daughter and I are absolutely hooked. Excited for the release!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Es platzt mir einfach der Kopf, warum macht die SPD da mit? Weil die Alternative wäre, die Koalition platzen zu lassen und ab morgen die AFD regieren zu sehen? Dann zerbomben sie lieber alles in der Hoffnung, dass die AFD erst übermorgen regiert, dann aber mit noch größerer Mehrheit?! Was soll das?
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh no...
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh no, I missed it! Are you keeping the demo up for a while?
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We all know what I'm gonna have to do
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh... Well seems you just have a good game then :D
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Release only a few days off? Might be the new Personal Calendar feature?
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MadChirpy | Shroud of Gloom @madchirpy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
#PitchYaGame Shroud of Gloom is a point-and-click horror adventure. Investigate an old manor, solve puzzles and discover dark secrets. Can you uncover the mystery… and make it out alive? Wishlist now: store.steampowered.com/app/3453420/... #pointandclick #gamedev #indiedev #puzzlegames
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Julian // Calm Pewter Games @calmpewter.games · 05/06/2026
Show off your brains AND brawn with 1-4 players (+CPU!) in ✨ THE QUIZARD'S DOMAIN ✨ A wild new mix of: 👊💥 Smash Bros platform fighting 😱🗡️ Among Us backstabbery 🧠⁉️ Jackbox shenanigans 🚫🤖 100% non-AI, lovingly crafted by your fellow meatbags! store.steampowered.com/app/3032770/... #PitchYaGame 💜
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Treehouse | Indie game by Cody @codyswanson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's #PitchYaGame It's the early 2000s again! It's: Parent Printer Driver Simulator! That's right, you get to search the old Internet for a printer driver for your parents, like the good old days. Also there are viruses. Be careful. Demo soon-ish #indiedevs store.steampowered.com/app/4424620
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Parent Printer Driver Simulator on Steam
Relive the anguish of being your family's IT support! Scroll, paint, ski, type, and search through a wonderfully ugly internet of the past. Find the best, and least virus filled, printer driver for wh...
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Thanks, I hate it :)
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Let's gooo :) bsky.app/profile/elsc...
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OneBitWonder @onebitwonder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
2080: Operation Sunshield is a narrative space adventure game about saving humanity from climate crisis. Can a giant umbrella save Earth? Will you be able to lead this mission to success? Wishlist now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4383110/... #PitchYaGame #AdventureGame #PointAndClickFriday
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hi #PitchYaGame, ever wished for a safe way to handle sharp objects AND drink beer?! Drunk Woodcutter is a ridiculous woodchopping sim where your sidehustle goes completely off rails. ⭐ Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/... #indiegames
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Literally shitposting about my game #gamedev #indiegames
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Interesting, that's one space I haven't dipped my toes into. Will check it out, thank you! Do you think the (supposedly or real) shortening of attention spans makes it even harder for purely text based games?
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Did they not get localized?" - "...to Dutch?!" cracked me up :D Follow up question, since you think text adventures have never gong away: What would it take for a text adventure to become a commercial success these days?
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