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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter

@elschorscho.bsky.social
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Finance by day. Building games & making music by night. Wishlist Drunk Woodcutter on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770 More games I made or contributed to: elschorscho.itch.io

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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
omg this is even better than I imagined
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why yes, I've been polishing my bamboo, what about it?
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By Zeus, this is all I want from a Steam review. 30 minutes playtime and the words fun and simple are mentioned too
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This guy's video about my silly demo got *how many views*?! 134k?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kUD...
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my wife is divorcing me simulator...
YouTube video by OTTER GAMES
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reddit moment of the day: getting my game called AI slop for *USING @kenney.nl 's INPUT PROMPT ICONS* in my game. Like - specifically the input icons! Even IF my game was looking like AI slop (I guess it would look "better"(?) if it was), the sheer ignorance has me at a loss of words
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you think getting people to wishlist your game is hard, try getting people to review your demo
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Split firewood for beer money! Upgrade your gear! Get drunk and faceplant in your backyard! Watch in horror as your axe buries itself in your kneecap! Chop on despite it all for a place on the online leaderboard! Steam Demo is out now! store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/... #indiegames #firewood
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can someone please give me a final kick in the butt I'm scared
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[x] all of the above
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Henke (Bounty Trail is ON SALE!) @henrikhermans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OUT NOW on Steam! Step into the boots of a wild west bounty hunter, grab your gun, saddle up. The Bounty Trail awaits. store.steampowered.com/app/4126530/...
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Screw this (sound on)
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A first build for the demo is up on Steam, the Steamworks API seems to work for stats and leaderboard, and it's frying my steam deck at 117 fps. Bunch of first times for me. Anyway, on to beta testing the demo!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As "balance max drunkenness levels per booze type" is long ticked off, this has to be my new favorite ticket
Github ticket reading "Implement culturally sensitive pink elephant"
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Describe your #IndieGame to a caveman! BIG STICK, SMASH WOOD! DRINK MAGIC WATER, MORE STRONG, SMASH HARDER WOOD! GET SHINY ROCKS, BIGGER STICK. NO HURT! Oh my, it's not so different from my regular pitch...
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Drunk Woodcutter Gameplay Trailer (June 2026)
YouTube video by ElSchorschoDev
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Play this beautifully absurd composing game (there's a demo out). My daughter and I are absolutely hooked. Excited for the release!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We all know what I'm gonna have to do
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MadChirpy | Shroud of Gloom @madchirpy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
#PitchYaGame Shroud of Gloom is a point-and-click horror adventure. Investigate an old manor, solve puzzles and discover dark secrets. Can you uncover the mystery… and make it out alive? Wishlist now: store.steampowered.com/app/3453420/... #pointandclick #gamedev #indiedev #puzzlegames
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Julian // Calm Pewter Games @calmpewter.games · 05/06/2026
Show off your brains AND brawn with 1-4 players (+CPU!) in ✨ THE QUIZARD'S DOMAIN ✨ A wild new mix of: 👊💥 Smash Bros platform fighting 😱🗡️ Among Us backstabbery 🧠⁉️ Jackbox shenanigans 🚫🤖 100% non-AI, lovingly crafted by your fellow meatbags! store.steampowered.com/app/3032770/... #PitchYaGame 💜
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Cody - games and such @codyswanson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's #PitchYaGame It's the early 2000s again! It's: Parent Printer Driver Simulator! That's right, you get to search the old Internet for a printer driver for your parents, like the good old days. Also there are viruses. Be careful. Demo soon-ish #indiedevs store.steampowered.com/app/4424620
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Parent Printer Driver Simulator on Steam
Relive the anguish of being your family's IT support! Scroll, paint, ski, type, and search through a wonderfully ugly internet of the past. Find the best, and least virus filled, printer driver for wh...
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OneBitWonder @onebitwonder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
2080: Operation Sunshield is a narrative space adventure game about saving humanity from climate crisis. Can a giant umbrella save Earth? Will you be able to lead this mission to success? Wishlist now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4383110/... #PitchYaGame #AdventureGame #PointAndClickFriday
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hi #PitchYaGame, ever wished for a safe way to handle sharp objects AND drink beer?! Drunk Woodcutter is a ridiculous woodchopping sim where your sidehustle goes completely off rails. ⭐ Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/... #indiegames
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Literally shitposting about my game #gamedev #indiegames
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This looks slightly concerning #unity3d #gamedev
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They say billboard ads do work, but after 2,000 browser plays on itch and just one prospective client calling, Larry Stumps is reconsidering his ad spend. #billboards #ads #indiegames
Screenshot from Drunk Woodcutter itch demo, showing a beer, an axe, blood spraying, and a billboard ad for a fictional injury attorney. He promises a fortune for a lost limb. Call him at +1 912 758 2913.
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! That we should with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause transform ourselves into beasts!" Othello, Act 2 Scene 3 #ShakespeareSunday
Screenshot from the game Drunk Woodcutter. Heavily blurred vision, as if drunk. First person perspective. An axe in the right hand and a bottle of liquor in the left hand are barely discernable.
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oh look, a Russian youtuber (1.7m subs) discovered my game organically! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU8o... I don't understand a word, but - it seems the gameplay came natural for him, and - he can talk for almost 15 mins straight without pausing for a single breath #indiegames #gamemarketing
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ПЬЮ СПИРТ, РУБЛЮ ДРОВА!
YouTube video by CRYSTAL
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
How does it feel to chop wood using an electric axe? Can you draw blood with a rubber chicken? And which of the 38 different chopping sounds I recorded lovingly is your favorite? This #WishlistWednesday, be sure to find out: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770/... #gamedev #indiegamedev
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This game gets a special kind of praise. Made my day
Comment praising Drunk Woodcutter on itch: "sometimes I listen to loud music and play this so I can pretend I am a deadbeat alcoholic 48yo dad using gathering firewood as an excuse to get as far from my wife and kids as possible and get wasted until I forget about my annoying son. 10/10 :)"
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If you can't guess what Drunk Woodcutter is about, let me show you! Also, you should play the current state on itch: elschorscho.itch.io/drunk-woodcu... #indiegame #gamedev #firewood
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps! Or, as a playtester put it: "A cozy 3D clicker game with a drinking problem" Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/4521770 Play the current state (free): elschorscho.itch.io/drunk-woodcu... #indiegame #gamedev
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Drunk Woodcutter on Steam
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Gulp. In other news, I now own a local phone number in Lumber City, Georgia. #gamedev
Screenshot from Steamworks that "your app is in the review queue"
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Turns out, people were right about this whole hardware thing. My 2021 Thinkpad T15 with integrated Intel graphics isnt handling video editing too well :/
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
After all...why not? Why shouldn't I add a banjo mixtape to my game?!
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Will Koehler @willk3d.com · 18/03/2026
Turns out the answer to "When will I ever use this type of math?" was "Video Games". cc: all teachers
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I was down to three tickets on the kanban for my demo. Then came another round of playtests #gamedev
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a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest stands with his hands on his hips in a crowd of people
ALT: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest stands with his hands on his hips in a crowd of people
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sure wish I had one of these in real life :/ #gamedev #firewood
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Now featuring Larry Stumps, Injury Attorney
Work-in-progress screenshot of Drunk Woodcutter. A can of beer, an axe and a chopping block in the foreground. In the background, a billboard ad reading "LOST A LIMB? You could gain a fortune. Larry Stumps, Injury Attorney"
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Oh, the joys of game audio design!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Goodbye, grey boxes. Hello, pink elephant! #gamedev
A screenshot of a game prototype about wood chopping. First person perspective, the player is wielding an axe. The vision is blurred. Barely visible is a pink elephant standing on a chopping block.
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh no. Anyway... #gamedev
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Clearly, this is not working as intended. Or is it...?!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A man has to wet his lips, what could possibly go wrong? #gamedev
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Now, wood you look at this? Here's an axe-pert with some cutting-edge technology. Anyway, time to log off. #dadjokes #gamedev
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Surely, this will never lead to any confusion, right?!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Holy worm, why did I not know about this game earlier?!
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Trying to figure out the best legal/tax set-up for a multinational #indiedev team that's not incorporated (yet). Between Steam royalties, tax treaties, the EU corporations available, and Permanent Establishment risk, there's definitely an opportunity for a tax advisor specializing on this niche.
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a cartoon of a lion and a snake with the words taxes written on the bottom
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Alex Johansson @alexvscoding.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The Kaisers fleet approaches! Use timing, tactics and telegraphy to thwart the attack and learn a lost language. MORSE is now available on Steam, give it a play and start your journey into amateur radio! store.steampowered.com/app/1976860/... #hamradio #gamedev #morsecode
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Alright, I'll play #PitchYaGame - You're a one-armed cook on a pirate ship - everything moves as the ship heaves and pitches with the waves - your crew needs to be fed before the battle begins - cut onions, cry your eyes out, butcher fish, throw around with veggies Coming 2026 - no Steam page yet :/
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
So, I made...uh, something. Game? Walking sim? Job sim? Critique of corporate culture? Provoker of existential dread? Introduction to Hole, Inc.'s vertical integration initiative? elschorscho.itch.io/holistic #indiedev #gamejam
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ElSchorscho | making Drunk Woodcutter @elschorscho.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Indie games, people. This mechanic is so obscure, I love it. The demo has been quite the experience. Also, just in time for me tackling the Short Range Certificate!
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