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Elsajeni

@elsajeni.bsky.social
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ex-ToastieTwitter seeking old friends! fanfic, powerlifting, wrestling, baby anecdotes. she/her and he/him, mix it up.

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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I appreciate the couple of bakers whose response to the “bake with a relative” challenge was “my beloved family member! how wonderful! okay let’s see, a job for you in the kitchen, let’s see… okay your job is: stand at the end of the counter and don’t fucking touch anything”
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aw nice the kid discovered Ninja Turtles today
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's not an AI thing, but I was talking to someone the other day about how the student center is a nightmare to walk through now, there's always a huge crush around the fast food counters where people are waiting like half an hour for their order, and it occurred to me that it HAS to be--
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
water is gently flowing from a crack in the road in front of my office and three guys in work shirts are standing in the median with their hands on their hips, observing it
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The Dungeon Creep @dungeoncreep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Willie wants everyone to see his Lego tower
An irregular, multicolored, pretty tall tower made out of Legos
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This week’s Soccer Shots theme is “The Determined Kinkajou” and I can tell this one is going to make it into the household lexicon
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I watch these wrestling clip compilations sometimes and, man, there are guys doing incredible feats of athleticism every weekend in the multipurpose rooms of community colleges in front of crowds of up to 3 dozen people
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Daniel Pomarède @pomarede.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pikachu in the Cupola Credit: ESA/NASA – S. Adenot flic.kr/p/2sCdqCr 🔭🧪
A special Astronaut Pikachu plush travelled to the International Space Station to join ESA astronaut Sophie Adenot as part of a collaboration between ESA and The Pokémon Company International.
In this image, Astronaut Pikachu floats inside the Cupola, the European-built observation module that offers spectacular views of Earth and is a favourite spot for astronauts living and working on the Station to watch our home planet pass by below.
The International Space Station orbits Earth around 400 km above it, circling the planet every 90 minutes and treating its crew to around 16 sunrises and sunsets each day – a beautiful sight that has now been shared with Pikachu. Since 2000, astronauts have lived and worked continuously aboard the Station, carrying out science research using the unique microgravity conditions in orbit.
Sophie has spent more than 200 days in space as part of her εpsilon mission, conducting scientific research and completing three spacewalks over the summer to help maintain the orbiting laboratory.
ESA and Pokémon are teaming up to inspire the next generation of explorers. Whether through science or imagination, discovery begins with curiosity.
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luchablog.bsky.social @luchablog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
please move your baby out of the way, ma'am
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had a dream last night that took the form of a nature documentary about plant communication, fairly boring stuff, here we see these closely related plants sharing resource signals through their root networks, "but if these signals are interrupted, some plants can turn to alternatives" CUT TO
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
making a third attempt to get Walgreens to actually FILL this prescription rather than, as far as I can tell, briefly letting the pharmacist look at it and then putting it safely back away in the "your prescriptions" file
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A distinctive and goofy piece in my eBay saved search today
An oval platter with a blue and green geometric midcentury modern pattern around the rim, featuring starbursts, hip-looking trapezoids, etc. Unlike most dishes of this style, it also has a totally realistic and traditional scene of a turkey in the woods printed in the middle. There’s also a message under the turkey identifying the platter as a gift, presumably with purchase, from Globe Furniture Co.
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Would you guys like to see a terrible photo of a gravy ladle
A terrible photo of a Franciscan Starburst gravy ladle, from an eBay listing. The ladle is a speckled cream color, with a cool yellow starburst where the bowl meets the stem. The photo is generally kind of blurry, and specifically has a weird blurry aura around the ladle so it appears to be glowing.
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The birthday guy!
A 4(!)-year-old wearing a Princess Rosalina (from Mario) dress and crown, in midair as he jumps with both feet on the launch pad of a stomp rocket
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This little stray cat we’ve been feeding is hanging out in our backyard and Willie is showing her stuff through the window, such as “a cool jump” and “Rosalina from my Mario coloring book”
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I painted this little shrine at the paint-your-own-pottery a little while ago and never got a good photo of it while it was sitting empty, but yesterday Zack put Pikachu in there and it’s like it was made for him
A Pikachu model sitting in an arch-shaped ceramic shrine. The shrine is mostly light blue, with a red scalloped border around the niche, a yellow scalloped border around the outside, and some other red and yellow details.
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Jol @jolco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"I am no man" (is a dog)
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yoshinofuji got a new portrait again and you'll never guess: it's terrible! WHAT do they have against this man at Sumo Photography Headquarters
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You know, I didn’t think “don’t put a bunch of Hot Wheels in a cup and then dump the cup out onto your face” was an instruction I would need to give this guy. I thought he would be able to predict how that would go. But apparently,
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
IT’S HAPPENING WE’RE WATCHING PIKACHU
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
just got a work email that started "Goof morning," delightful
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In honor of the occasion we opened the Jaws blue wine spritzer
A bottle of Jaws blue wine spritzer sitting in the surf on a beach. There’s a swimmer printed on the front of the bottle at the level of the liquid inside, and the rising shark is printed on the inside of the back label so you can see it through the wine, making the bottle resemble the movie poster. I can’t emphasize enough that the wine is blue.
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This morning we went to the beach, which was where it normally is (by the ocean) and open its usual hours (all of ‘em)
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Man today has been a real cluster, activities-wise! We went to the Big Mall and the playground was GONE because they’re MOVING it! We went to the Y and the pool was CLOSED because they’re having a SWIM MEET!
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Happiness Uzumaki @sonofether.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Rifftrax Whurwilf
Alt: Rifftrax Whurwilf
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Zack got me a mini “fruit and floral” set of flavored syrups and I made a blueberry hibiscus soda, which is I have to admit not the most beautiful beverage I’ve ever seen, but it tastes good
A pint glass mostly full of soda that is… sort of grey, honestly? It looks a little more purple in person but grey is still definitely the dominant color story. If you saw someone drinking this you would not think “wow, that looks so summery and refreshing.” It is, though.
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I have some rando Pokemon friends who I connected to through raids or whatever and I enjoy trying to analyze where they send me gifts from to figure out something about them. Today: I knew this guy was a student but now I'm pretty sure he's an international student because he's home for the summer!
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It keeps being forecast to stop raining and it keeps not stopping raining
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Swedes! In the Target!
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
trying to draft an email that expresses "YES, I know this requirement is bullshit, please just write SOMETHING down so we can be done with it" in a way that will not get me in trouble if someone forwards it to the guys who set the bullshit requirement
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oof they’ve got the live reporter out at an underpass that is flooded up to the word “FLOOD” at the top of the flood gauge
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Some shifts in the preschool population mean that my kid now shares a cubby with the one kid who gets there before us in the morning, and I am starting to resent this kid’s parents for all of his bulky crap!
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rb @mostlyinane.quest · 14/06/2026
also the birth place of the inventor of the pivot table!
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have to admit I am enjoying various local World Cup ads (categories: “sure, we can tie our product vaguely to the World Cup without using any trademarked language” and “welcome, foreign visitors! here’s what we think you might like!”)
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I put on Plastic Models, which turns out to be about how Shizuoka is the world capital of model kit manufacturing, and they’ve just claimed that this history can be traced back “over 400 years, to a 17th-century shogun”
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my favorite neighborhood tex-mex joint is celebrating its EIGHTY-FIFTH anniversary this summer!
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
ah, that cherished summer tradition, setting up the Which Of These Electric Providers Are Trying To Scam Me comparison spreadsheet
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Pro wrestling is for the children #MysteryWrestling25andahalf Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I felt like it should be a Taco C one
The Gonzales flag ("Come And Take It" under a cannon) with a wrapped Taco Cabana potato breakfast taco poorly superimposed over the cannon
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Unsubscribe links that don’t fucking work!* Many variations (Sorry to see you go; it may take 6 to 8 weeks for your unsubscribe request to be fully processed. You have unsubscribed from our “Cheese Marketing” list; are you still subscribed to 8 other absurdly granular lists? who can say? etc.) BUT
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This would really kick ass if you’d been working in the yard in July for a couple hours
HEB brand limited edition Pickle Chamoy sherbet, pictured being held up over a cart of other groceries
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Honestly, are we sure this isn’t what’s happening in every Popeye’s all the time
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sometimes we get cosmic crisps when they’re on sale and you know what, these apples are simply Too Large. Can we get some scientists on breeding the single-serving cosmic crisp.
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I had to top up my pill keeper midweek and I did such a dogshit job of it I somehow launched a couple of the pills that were already in there halfway across the room
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Worn down by the threat that if I said no he would ask for a rubber chicken instead, I agreed that Willie could buy a cowbell
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I always enjoy the wide variety of stuff you get to scroll past on the NHK app on the way to the sumo, tonight featuring “Let’s Enjoy Math with Barky the Dog” AND “Easy Japanese: ‘Please don’t put wasabi in.’”
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Elsajeni @elsajeni.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Asleep on the job
A big orange pumpkin flower. A bee is snuggled in headfirst next to the stamen, just chilling.
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