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Profeta Baruc @profetabaruc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me imagino a ese búho que ve oscurecerse el día del eclipse y sale a cazar como cada noche y a los dos minutos de día otra vez murmurando: "Pero qué cojones...?"
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Edzard Ernst @edzard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/08/2026
This is Bonggu. His human took this "embarrassing" pic of him napping. Even shared them with us to humiliate him. Jokes on them though because he's still very handsome. 13/10 (IG: hi_bbomabbong_2)
bonggu, a black and tan dachshund, lies tucked under a black blanket with his head resting on a pillow. his eyes are closed, his tongue sticks out slightly, and his tiny front teeth peek through as he naps on his back.
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Xosé Castro 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @xosecastro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Puede que sea la rana más desinformada del mundo animal. Merecía el nombre.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/07/2026
This is Ozzy. His human made a lovely gallery wall just for him. Appreciates the gesture, but is a little preoccupied with trying to jailbreak this tennis ball. 13/10 (IG: ozzythelabmix)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
This is Simba. He is a martial arts master. Specializes in taekwondog, but has a black leash in karate too. 14/10 (TT: frivasboss)
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 25/07/2026
Same.
velma from scooby doo looking for her glasses
My subtitles. I can hear without my subtitles
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a bird saying, "Shall we plan our annual birt meeting? How's 7AM?"
The second panel shows two more birds, one saying "Yes!" and the other saying "Sounds good!"
The third panel shows two more birds, one saying "yep!" and the other saying "yup!"
The final panel shows an owl with an exhausted expression.
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𝖕𝖆𝖙 @sonorxus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
todo lo que se del Xocas es en contra de mi voluntad
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Profeta Baruc @profetabaruc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yo creo que de esta nos echan de IKEA.
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
danger
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/06/2026
This is Chocolate. He is supposed to be reffing the game, but it got a little boring, so he took audience entertainment into his own paws. 14/10 (TT: esmee_toledo)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026
This is Bagel. He has traveled far and wide, experienced many different cultures, seen all kinds of sights, and most importantly, figured out his best angles. 13/10 (IG: livingwithbagel)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026
This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10 (TT: golden_gang_tom_and_edie)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/06/2026
This dog just got a little brother two weeks ago, and he's already exhausted. 12/10 for both (u/ThinkingBud)
a chocolate lab on a couch rests his head on a pillow. his yellow eyes are droopy. the poor guy is capital T tired. the reason for his exhaustion sits right next to him: a yellow lab puppy with his mouth wide open as if he's telling a long story using run-on sentences. his head is blurry, presumably because he can't sit still.
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
heading in
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That sweet mother bird doing EVERYTHING to save her children. Hats off to the that farmer for paying attention, may his crop always be plentiful !! 🙌 TT: Tarimdairhayat
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 14/06/2026
Noticia completa: f.mtr.cool/frqzlwpvvc
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/06/2026
This is Henry. He was so focused on his goal of meeting a fish that he accidentally became one. 12/10 (TT: buckquacks)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/06/2026
This is Diesel. His bed has been taken over by a two-pound kitten. Wondering if you can ask them to please move. He is too scared. 13/10 (TT: lahdeedahdee)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/06/2026
This is Baker. He dances when it’s dinner time. 14/10 top-tier tippy taps #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: bakerbarnes)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/06/2026
This is Baby. She is celebrating her first ever International Corgi Day today. Personally thinks she should be celebrated every day, but this is a good start. 14/10 (IG: cooperandbaby_corgi)
a tiny corgi puppy sits atop a wood table and tilts her head dramatically at the camera. she resembles a fluffy toasted marshmallow. her ears are a little rounded at the points, and her markings make it look like she’s wearing two perfectly matched white ankle socks. she’s surrounded by lush greenery in the background.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/06/2026
This is Freddy and Ozzy. They are transferring data. Please do not disrupt them until the process is complete. 13/10 for both (TT: whatfreddyretrieves)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 01/06/2026
This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
a golden retriever puppy on a bright pink rope leash prances through some tall grass. he’s wearing a brightly patterned bandana around his neck and is carrying a miniature six-stripe pride flag in his mouth. his front right paw is raised mid-stride, like he’s ready to hop into a pride parade at any second.
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
going out
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I put myself on a severe weight loss diet ,(20kg in under a year) my farts would empty the wharehouse I worked at
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/05/2026
This is Eddie. He has been waving for over a decade and has gotten pretty good. Can even do it with both paws. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: the_adorable_eddie)
a white jack russell terrier with one tan ear and eye sits on a lush green hill with the ocean in the background. he's wearing a dolphin harness and waves at the camera with his right paw. all of his toe beans are on clear display.Eddie sits on a rock with the ocean in the distant background. he's wearing a Lilo and Stitch harness. he waves at you with his front right paw, his ears flopping and his tongue poking out.Eddie sits on a beach with both front paws in the air. all of his toe beans are covered in sand.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/05/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/05/2026
This is Daisy. She doesn't have time for all this pet gate nonsense. Has things to do and places to pee. 13/10 (IG: toyobsessed_and_unimpressed)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/05/2026
This is Tumbleweed. She is an artist, and this is her art. Doesn't expect everyone to understand. 13/10 (IG: winstonandtumble)
a gray pomeranian/chihuahua mix sits on a hardwood floor in front of a beige wall and looks slightly to one side. on her left, there is an enormous pile of her own fur, so large as to almost be mistaken for a second dog. it even has two little tufts toward the top that could be ears. fittingly, the dog’s name is tumbleweed.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/05/2026
This is Daisy. She just learned about the tooth fairy. Wanted to make sure they knew that she has teeth. Just in case. 12/10 (IG: daisythegoldiee)
a golden retriever puppy sits and smiles, looking up above the camera. her top lip is glued to her gums, so her jowls look a little puffed out, and her zigzagged little white teeth are on prime display. she is awaiting your praise.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/05/2026
This is Nacho. He has big feelings. Every stuffed animal he owns is very aware of this. 14/10 (IG: nacho_thekneadydog)
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
remembered
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/05/2026
This is Frank. He was getting checked out at the vet when he decided the appointment was over. Has things to do and places to be, but doesn't mind if you come along. 13/10 (TT: thatonevettech)
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/05/2026
Tired: this meeting could have been an email. Wired: this app could have been a website
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/05/2026
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/05/2026
This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/05/2026
This is Oliver. He might not be particularly enthusiastic about his birthday. But he will participate in the festivities. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: la_cabrita_kelly)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/05/2026
This is Moses. He saved his human from a rabid bobcat while on a walk. His mom said, "he's the hero of the day." We agree, so we're awarding him a 15/10 ❤️ (IG: wsfa12news)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 07/05/2026
This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10 (TT: daddymaddy19)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/05/2026
This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10 (TT: 24hddsd)
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Sucumbe a la nutria @subetealanutria.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Me alegra que saques este tema, que me he estado preparando últimamente. Los nombres colectivos de animales (a school of fish, a murder of crows) son un invento de siglo XV para que la realeza pudiese ir de guay. ABRO HILO
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 07/05/2026
This is Wynn. She insists on her human's full attention before jumping into the water. Not gonna do anything fancy, just likes an audience. 14/10 (IG: wynn_thegolden)
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Elzo @elzo.eurosky.social · 05/05/2026
Concurso de cortadores de troncos en vertical (Zutiko enborra) en el Sydney Royal Easter Show. El deporte organizado más antiguo de Australia, desde 1870. Gana el aizkolari de Tasmania.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/05/2026
This is Walsh, Dane, Sweetpea, and Wiley. They are all service dog dropouts. Together they have successfully completed one single task. 13/10 for all (IG: dogtor.walsh)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/05/2026
This husky just traveled 1,400 miles to reunite with her human after 12 years ❤️ #partner
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/05/2026
This is Coraje. He is the angriest little guy in the world. By volume at least. He's actually a pretty normal amount of angry, just packed into a very tiny puppy. 12/10 (TT: mizraimbejarano)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/05/2026
This is Astro. He doesn’t have an underbite or anything. Has just been really good about flossing lately and wants someone to notice. 13/10 (IG: toweronthego)
a close up of a white and brown jack russell's face. his triangular ears stand up and out from his head. he looks above the camera with brown eyes. his snoot is so close we could boop it, and he's showing off two rows of little tic tac teeth that may not be perfectly straight, but they are perfect nonetheless.
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
breakfast
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