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fictional lady enthusiast • sociolinguist • writer • avid generative a1 hater she/they, 30s elphie.straw.page archiveofourown.org/users/queenssav… zelena.tumblr.com

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Oliver Hamlin @oliverhamlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumpkin Pickin Psyduck
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ren 🍉 @harlivys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ren 🍉 @harlivys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what the hell is this timeline we’re in 😭😭😭
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gosddd i really need to do some admin stuff and make more reminders for gelphie kinktober
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the concept of me thinking i'm being silly and dramatic for not IDing as a woman despite having known something's off for almost a decade. like yes i'm faking it for the attention that i Don't get since i'm not out to most of the people back home.
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"that is, our paths did cross." okay, homotron 3000 😭😭
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my phone just reminded me of some memories from my exchange semester in the US almost TEN YEARS AGO like what 😭😭😭
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
twitter's started exhausting me more again
Ariana grande opens up
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Yeppenny 🌸 @yeppennydoodles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Make Your Celestial Wishes 🌟🌙🏮 #art #illustration
Illustration by Yeppenny Doodles of Celeste from Animal Crossing at a night market stall, handing out star fragments, to soot sprites from Ghibli’s Spirited Away and Charmander from pokemon.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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ren 🍉 @harlivys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is the bad weather in the room with us
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ryan murphy needs to stop, actually.
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm THIRTY-FOUR and i'm on my way home to my WIFE and i'm listening to HOTEL ROOM SERVICE by PITBULL on the bus because it's 11 PM on A FRIDAY NIGHT
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
stuff that has happened to me today: -a posh lady had her flatbread with me as her bentley driver waited? -someone's phone kept on connecting to my headphones on the bus so i kept on GETTING SOMEONE ELSE'S CALL? (the headphones are from vinted) -a pret salesperson asked me if i'm pregnant. i am not.
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
doing a freedom of speech module at work and just coming to the conclusion that joanne is truly out there breaking uk law with her tweets... harassing people under the equality act 2010...... and no one can do anything about it because she's so rich (and twt is owned by a n***) ok ok...
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pretty sure our washing machine just broke and i'm trying to look for a new one online and i cannot highlight enough how much i don't want or need my future washing machine to have a fucking wifi connection
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
someone tried to hack my ao3 account earlier this week and i just got a very detailed phishing email at work
Popular Glinda
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
should've gotten two payments last week btw
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thinking about matt bernstein calling glinda a republican (false) on his podcast after wicked pt 1 came out and the possibility of ariana grande hearing what he said and getting pissed off because people don't understand glinda
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i once told my dad as a half-joke that we should get matching tattoos of lisa and homer simpson and he said, "that MEAT EATER?" 😭😭
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
watching bob's burgers for the first time and this episode where linda is excited that her sister wants to have an affair with her (linda's!!) husband because that'll be good for her sisters self-esteem??? 😭😭😭
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i think people should pay me whenever they talk about harry p0tter to me these days idk
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ShadowDianne @shadowdianne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#SwanQueen It is I back again. So! Theme voting closed yesterday and we already have a theme for our SQWeek!! Oblivious Idiots In Love wins! Time for prompt submission! Follow the link for info on what is what www.tumblr.com/swanqueenwee... And the form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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💬 0  🔁 3  ❤️ 4 · Theme Announcement · We are THRILLED to announce that Swan Queen Week 12 now has a theme! Thanks to all of you who submitted and voted (85 of you in total). Without further ado, t…
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i hate that packers are so expensive #rude
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
updated my silly silly kissing lesson fic 🙂‍↕️ #gelphie archiveofourown.org/works/705396...
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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ShadowDianne @shadowdianne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Alright #swen Theme Voting is open!!! We are at step two: consolidating which theme will be deemed the winner! We have taken all your submissions and reworked them on one list. Time to vote!! Do check the link for more info on how it works #SwanQueen www.tumblr.com/swanqueenwee...
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💬 0  🔁 3  ❤️ 2 · Swan Queen Week 12 | Theme voting · Alright y'all! As you know, we closed the theme submission form last week and we have spent the weekend consolidating the final list for which y…
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FINALLY
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i know friends is from the 90s but i just feel phoebe buffay should've been anti-military and anti-cops idk. instead of dating them.
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
asked my italian friend (who lives in spain) the other day if we can go to the pool and she asked me if that was a serious question because it was "only" 20 degrees out. she called her mamma who told me i'm going to be sick if i go into the pool in that weather. i went and i'm still not sick. 😎
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
still comes second to when i pretended to be an american in finland (despite being finnish) because i didn't want to talk to diff promoters of awful or mid political parties during the finnish parliamentary election season
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
just used my amazing acting skills and put on my strongest finnish accent when speaking spanish when refusing a bible person at the door, telling her my spanish is not good enough to have a conversation about religion (it is)
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ross and rachel truly aren't very good to/for each other at all and i'm supposed to root for this for 10 seasons #nah
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
assimilating into british society by learning why margaret thatcher was evil
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
watching friends as an adult with a full-time job is wild because why are these people never at work (apart from maybe rachel who combines waitressing with hanging out)? chandler has a regular 9-5. monica should be at the restaurant way more often. ross really should show up his face on campus more.
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my tiddies ruin the way printed t-shirts look on me :(((( i have a binder coming to me in the post so we'll see if i feel better
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i'm going to madrid (where i used to live) for some eu paperwork and i'm looking up pokémon go stuff instead of... something local. since i've done most of that stuff already. so now i'm doing a dragon pokémon hunt since it's the only platinum medal i'm missing 😭
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
watching cynthia and ariana's 'what is this feeling?' much like a baby watches cocomelon
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
made such a loud "FOR FUCK'S SAKE" comment because of pokémon last night that my wife thought something's wrong with my health 😀
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
when people find out that i'm a fan of the show crazy ex-girlfriend and they ask me who i ship rebecca with
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
came to the office and no one from my team or the other team on this floor is here haha wtf
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my master's thesis, you'll always be in my heart 💘 i wish i could write ten of you and do it better
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sometimes i think about how i'd love to go back to school to get a phd now that i'm medicated for my adhd but then i remember i'd have to do it alongside my full-time day job bc there's no way i'm smart and promising enough to get funding for fucking fan studies (and sociolinguistics) 💔
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the concept of singing how his love got me walking side to side when i'm a lesbian top
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
thinking about how matt bernstein called glinda a republican and definitely pissed off ariana grande (and me)
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
biq's really pissing me off on this fine day..... "i've got to go appeal to her" WHO DO U THINK U ARE?? she doesn't even REMEMBER YOUR NAME.....
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e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
trying to contact psychiatry uk about an adhd diagnosis i have had for years might actually become my villain origin story
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