Reposted by e. 🍉ren 🍉 @harlivys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what the hell is this timeline we’re in 😭😭😭 031
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gosddd i really need to do some admin stuff and make more reminders for gelphie kinktober 000
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the concept of me thinking i'm being silly and dramatic for not IDing as a woman despite having known something's off for almost a decade. like yes i'm faking it for the attention that i Don't get since i'm not out to most of the people back home. 110
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"that is, our paths did cross." okay, homotron 3000 😭😭 000
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my phone just reminded me of some memories from my exchange semester in the US almost TEN YEARS AGO like what 😭😭😭 110
Reposted by e. 🍉Yeppenny 🌸 @yeppennydoodles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Make Your Celestial Wishes 🌟🌙🏮 #art #illustration 223493
Reposted by e. 🍉Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026But I need to smile more. 717143676318
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm THIRTY-FOUR and i'm on my way home to my WIFE and i'm listening to HOTEL ROOM SERVICE by PITBULL on the bus because it's 11 PM on A FRIDAY NIGHT 020
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026stuff that has happened to me today: -a posh lady had her flatbread with me as her bentley driver waited? -someone's phone kept on connecting to my headphones on the bus so i kept on GETTING SOMEONE ELSE'S CALL? (the headphones are from vinted) -a pret salesperson asked me if i'm pregnant. i am not. 110
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026doing a freedom of speech module at work and just coming to the conclusion that joanne is truly out there breaking uk law with her tweets... harassing people under the equality act 2010...... and no one can do anything about it because she's so rich (and twt is owned by a n***) ok ok... 020
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026pretty sure our washing machine just broke and i'm trying to look for a new one online and i cannot highlight enough how much i don't want or need my future washing machine to have a fucking wifi connection 010
Reposted by e. 🍉🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026It's always a good time to share this. 9247881578
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026someone tried to hack my ao3 account earlier this week and i just got a very detailed phishing email at work 110
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026thinking about matt bernstein calling glinda a republican (false) on his podcast after wicked pt 1 came out and the possibility of ariana grande hearing what he said and getting pissed off because people don't understand glinda 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i once told my dad as a half-joke that we should get matching tattoos of lisa and homer simpson and he said, "that MEAT EATER?" 😭😭 110
Reposted by e. 🍉Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard. 4677242375
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026watching bob's burgers for the first time and this episode where linda is excited that her sister wants to have an affair with her (linda's!!) husband because that'll be good for her sisters self-esteem??? 😭😭😭 220
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i think people should pay me whenever they talk about harry p0tter to me these days idk 020
Reposted by e. 🍉ShadowDianne @shadowdianne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#SwanQueen It is I back again. So! Theme voting closed yesterday and we already have a theme for our SQWeek!! Oblivious Idiots In Love wins! Time for prompt submission! Follow the link for info on what is what www.tumblr.com/swanqueenwee... And the form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...tumblr.comPost by @swanqueenweek · 2 images💬 0 🔁 3 ❤️ 4 · Theme Announcement · We are THRILLED to announce that Swan Queen Week 12 now has a theme! Thanks to all of you who submitted and voted (85 of you in total). Without further ado, t… 112
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026updated my silly silly kissing lesson fic 🙂↕️ #gelphie archiveofourown.org/works/705396... 030
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Reposted by e. 🍉ShadowDianne @shadowdianne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Alright #swen Theme Voting is open!!! We are at step two: consolidating which theme will be deemed the winner! We have taken all your submissions and reworked them on one list. Time to vote!! Do check the link for more info on how it works #SwanQueen www.tumblr.com/swanqueenwee...tumblr.comPost by @swanqueenweek · 1 image💬 0 🔁 3 ❤️ 2 · Swan Queen Week 12 | Theme voting · Alright y'all! As you know, we closed the theme submission form last week and we have spent the weekend consolidating the final list for which y… 001
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i know friends is from the 90s but i just feel phoebe buffay should've been anti-military and anti-cops idk. instead of dating them. 000
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026asked my italian friend (who lives in spain) the other day if we can go to the pool and she asked me if that was a serious question because it was "only" 20 degrees out. she called her mamma who told me i'm going to be sick if i go into the pool in that weather. i went and i'm still not sick. 😎 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026still comes second to when i pretended to be an american in finland (despite being finnish) because i didn't want to talk to diff promoters of awful or mid political parties during the finnish parliamentary election season 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026just used my amazing acting skills and put on my strongest finnish accent when speaking spanish when refusing a bible person at the door, telling her my spanish is not good enough to have a conversation about religion (it is) 120
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ross and rachel truly aren't very good to/for each other at all and i'm supposed to root for this for 10 seasons #nah 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026assimilating into british society by learning why margaret thatcher was evil 020
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026watching friends as an adult with a full-time job is wild because why are these people never at work (apart from maybe rachel who combines waitressing with hanging out)? chandler has a regular 9-5. monica should be at the restaurant way more often. ross really should show up his face on campus more. 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026my tiddies ruin the way printed t-shirts look on me :(((( i have a binder coming to me in the post so we'll see if i feel better 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i'm going to madrid (where i used to live) for some eu paperwork and i'm looking up pokémon go stuff instead of... something local. since i've done most of that stuff already. so now i'm doing a dragon pokémon hunt since it's the only platinum medal i'm missing 😭 110
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026watching cynthia and ariana's 'what is this feeling?' much like a baby watches cocomelon 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026made such a loud "FOR FUCK'S SAKE" comment because of pokémon last night that my wife thought something's wrong with my health 😀 120
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026when people find out that i'm a fan of the show crazy ex-girlfriend and they ask me who i ship rebecca with 110
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 17/08/2026came to the office and no one from my team or the other team on this floor is here haha wtf 110
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my master's thesis, you'll always be in my heart 💘 i wish i could write ten of you and do it better 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026sometimes i think about how i'd love to go back to school to get a phd now that i'm medicated for my adhd but then i remember i'd have to do it alongside my full-time day job bc there's no way i'm smart and promising enough to get funding for fucking fan studies (and sociolinguistics) 💔 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 13/08/2026the concept of singing how his love got me walking side to side when i'm a lesbian top 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026thinking about how matt bernstein called glinda a republican and definitely pissed off ariana grande (and me) 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026biq's really pissing me off on this fine day..... "i've got to go appeal to her" WHO DO U THINK U ARE?? she doesn't even REMEMBER YOUR NAME..... 010
e. 🍉 @elphieupland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026trying to contact psychiatry uk about an adhd diagnosis i have had for years might actually become my villain origin story 010