Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 10/04/2025When they say they’re Butch Queen, I expect it to give like this… 100
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 11/03/2025They’ll come to see things my way eventually! 110
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Lemme read these reviews right quick first 200
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Tigre, ya tu sabes! You know exactly what I mean 😂 example a: 010
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025#1 in this household. Passing every test with flying colors! 130
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The lines are curving around the damn baggage claim section! 100
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/01/2025You must be having one of these nights again. Rest… 000
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Now why would somebody add this in my apartment stairwell?! This ain’t the ghetto! 🤬 I’m tired of you fa—- 682
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 14/12/2024If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation 160
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I love womenz but yall handsome/pretty or whateva… 040
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My strategy worked—went for a run 🏃🏽♂️ and said “I’m tired/need a nap 🥺”, garnered sympathy from my Mom (as only an elder child deserves!) and now she’s not asking for help with Thanksgiving prep. 120
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Pick a selfie from your gallery & turn it b&w 🤍🖤 0351
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy... 150
Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally? 030