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Sebastian Valmont

@elpapiichampu.bsky.social
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NYC - Harlem World Black Techie 🤓 IG 📸: @elpapijusto 🎾 🏀 🏋🏾 🏃🏽‍♂️ 🖤

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Antoine ▿ @rexmare.co · 30/03/2026
i’m over the age of celebrity.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It’s been nine months since I’ve been on here?! Testing, testing 👀
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Take Me To The Bridge… @4everbowleggz83.me · 17/07/2025
Alright Mariah! 2nd single tease?
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I take a whole month off this app and Discovery tab still sucks. Yeah, lemme permanently remove this shit.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Yeah this album is cute, y’all just love to hate.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Miley ate on ‘Walk of Fame’ 🪩 🕺🏼
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Tifa | Rosa Auream @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 29/05/2025
Every app is a dating app when you’re fine.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Throwback from a week ago.
Afro Latino Dominican nigga in a hat.
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greg @mistergeezy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Bed-Stuy is still black.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I want your black card, you can keep your heart.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
When I, when I, when I feel it…
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Uncle Lamont 😏 #RHOA
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Wanting…needing…waiting…for you, to justify my love…
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The Bulge Police @jrzthoughts.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A whole month dedicated to the gays … let’s be gayer
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The way they be fraternizing and being pick-me for the oogliest of whaite gheys 🫩
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Oh hey, hiatus over. For now 👋🏾
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I’m the only blaque gay up in Equinox that actually appreciates other black gay men, I’m convinced…
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AYO! MIKE @earthangelmike.me · 29/04/2025
Y’all being mad about the horse lady not arranging shit the way y’all want is funny. Bitch give y’all 3 hours of entertainment, you mad she ain’t perform whatever song you wanted to hear. Stream it somewhere and shut the fuck up, ungrateful ass niggas.
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♌️ 🦁 Your Fav Leo 🐝 💛 @therealczezre.blacksky.app · 29/04/2025
If y’all need those live streamers for #CowboyCarter #CowboyCarterTour
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This past weekend has been amazing! 😭 🏖️ 🌊 🌞
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) — Former U.S. Rep. George Santos sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud and identity theft.
A photo of George Santos in a blue suit
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Oh lord, are ‘red balloons’ suppose to mean something on the dating apps? Did the Tina girls take that emoji over, too?!
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Extended weekend/mini vacay starts now. Bring me MY MARTINI! 💃🏽 🍸
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I’m an Uber snob—yes, guilty I get Black most times. So imagine my shock everytime a Tesla pulls up…
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I just got werked in MK1. A first… 😖😡
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So, why is Cynthia…here?
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Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat."
nytimes.com
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Why do parents think you wanna hear their convo on speakerphone?!
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Rudy $now @notthatrudy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Imma say this about sinners and then imma hush. But the fact the choctaws asked ONE time, sent a warning, then went on they way.. lmao that right there would’ve been enough for me to get tf out
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I Got a Subaruaaaahh @soobydoo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Check these out instead.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Walking around the gym barefoot is some nasty, cave dweller shit.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I love that people are now starting to see what I saw in Michael B. Jordan lol…
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I want a Grill 😬.
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Terrance @stickysweett.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
seeing #SinnersMovie for the plot
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The Verge @theverge.com · 17/04/2025
Sinners is a breathtakingly horrific ode to Black mythology www.theverge.com/movie-review...
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Sinners is a breathtakingly horrific ode to Black mythology
Sinners solidfies Ryan Coogler as one of out generations great movie storytellers.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sinners was sooo good!
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’ll be 37 this year. Mm…
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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ALT: a man with long hair is making a funny face and saying `` i was there gandalf i was there 3000 years ago ... ''
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m feelin’ yummy head to toe, you see me…
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You can get anything you’d like, can’t you see I bloom at night?
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The ones who date THEM always have a certain…look.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ok, time to spin my new ‘Cowboy Carter’ vinyl 🥹
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
A hard stop for me is a man that’s struggling to become ‘out’ to his family. Baby, I’ve been free of that issue for almost 26 years. I’m good, baby lol
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Fly Like a Bird We Belong Together Circles
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Gorl, ew.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Something about the crackling sound over old vinyl >>>>
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I be listening to Carly Simon and Stevie Nicks like they just dropped.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
My crushes don’t be paying me any type of attention…crazy.
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Sebastian Valmont @elpapiichampu.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This kinda dead, no?
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