Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Oh sh*t! Excuse me, I have to see a urologist 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Not me ... actually it mightve been I'm stoned a lot 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Im staunchly against this ridiculous amendment 100% ... save your money and buy a Telsa instead... pleeeease 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Its still plummeting??? But I distanced myself from Donald!!! #wtf #muskrat #elonmusk 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I bought him the election I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!! #Elonmusk #taco #trump 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025What was I doing again... Oh yeah. F*cking up royal #muskrat #elon 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025What if I pay them? A cheque for 1 mill each? Please like me!!! 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I wonder what the weather's like in South Africa Gotta be cooler than here 030
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Wait... he's not going to do this to EVERYONE right??? 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025... I thought it was talking about Donald for a moment 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025 But I invented PayP... no wait ... I invented Tesl... no wait ... I invented SpaceX... no wait ... I invented Twitt... no wait ....... I invented DOGE! Ha! 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025You mean a big LOSS to the Muskrat ........... why am I helping? 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025But I've got money Money fixes everything! Come here, moneymedia.tenor.coma cartoon scene with a pile of gold coins and a squirrelALT: a cartoon scene with a pile of gold coins and a squirrel 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I dont even want to go to Wisconsin! You all suck! I dont need ANYBODY!!! 😭 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I'm clever! I didn't name them Musk cars So there! 031
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025But money can buy everything MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Why is this so hard? Anytime we lose its stolen Easy 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I dont have a small penis! It's just bent Lot of guys have that!!! 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Nawww Thanks guys ❤️ ... wait, they're here to what?! 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Hey! He's just ad good as Covid ... wait 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 05/04/2025It's all part of the plan ... well let you know when we do 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Of course! Every time we lose it's stolen 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I am not the fucking cat! I'm the mouse the cat ate 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I don't get it Money is supposed to buy you everything! 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 04/04/2025There there. I got your back And your front... and your social security... 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I can't be racist, I'm from South Africa. ... that's how it works, right? 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 24/03/2025That's insane I'd just sue them for everything so they wished they were dead 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 24/03/2025......... if I were a cheese, would I be the smelly kind that everyone hates?media.tenor.coma man in a purple shirt making a sad faceALT: a man in a purple shirt making a sad face 130
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 24/03/2025So THATS what that does ... why is it right next to the nurse call button 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Jokes on you I can't crymedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his fist upALT: a close up of a man 's face with his fist up 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 20/03/2025We can destroy Disney's Pocahontas, though, right? 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 20/03/2025He spelled fastest wrong .... ohhhhh Never mind 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Bahahahahaha That's a good one! ... hey! 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 20/03/2025So... you're one of the wormhole prophets? 000
