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Elon's conscience

@elonsconscience.bsky.social
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What's really going through my empty head

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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Its still plummeting??? But I distanced myself from Donald!!! #wtf #muskrat #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I bought him the election I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!! #Elonmusk #taco #trump
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What was I doing again... Oh yeah. F*cking up royal #muskrat #elon
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I wonder what the weather's like in South Africa Gotta be cooler than here
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
......... if I were a cheese, would I be the smelly kind that everyone hates?
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It's not me! Fake news, fake news, fake news
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If Tesla dies I won't be able to save SpaceX Oh crap! Am I as bad as Donald at making businesses work?
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I wish I knew what I was doing ... on 2nd thought, no, I dont want to know #muskrat #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Twitter, I mean X, didn't break because I fired the tech experts, it was hit by a cyber attack ... because I fired security experts #elonmusk #muskrat #Twitter
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I wish I could go back to when I wasn't dumb .... shit, when was that?? #muskrat #elon
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I'm not a piece of shit! ... I just work with one
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I dont have a messiah complex! I just want everyone to love and remember me ... forever
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
... I should save for a rainy day #elon #muskrat
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Michael Bays blows stuff up, they give him millions I blow one thing up and everyone blows up my ass Dafuq!
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Wish they'd stop calling us MAGATS. It's sound too much like maggots. ... ohhhhhhh #muskrat #elon
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I am 360 years old #Trump #elon #muskrat
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm not a muskrat! They're smelly semi-aquatic rodents native to Russia that eat their own kind! ...I wear a hat #elon #muskrat
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
god bless Germa... I mean, South Af... I mean, America Third time's a charm! #elon #elonmusk #done
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It's so obvious now #Trump #elon
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I'M NOT A NAZI!!! ...I'm Nazi adjacent #elon #nazi
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It's not transplants! I just regret it naturally by rubbing money on it #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Shuddup, mom! You can't tell me what to do anymore. I'm going to my room! #Elon #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I wonder if Tesla's descendants are pissed at me...
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Life really is like a box of chocolates. Unless they're foreign chocolates. Fuq you, Lindt!
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I dont need friends!!! I have my money
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
They all left Twitter? Great. Now I'll have to buy #bluesky
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It's all part of the plan
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I get my face on money too right? #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I dont think she likes me #jasminecrockett #elonmusk
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Jasmine Crockett WRECKS Elon with 2 words
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Holy sh*t ... am I the bad guy? #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I can ban anyone I want! Nobody boos me! NOBODY!!! #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I wonder when #Trump is gonna figure it out... if ever
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Federal employees, what did you do last week?! ... cause I did fuq all #elon
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I like chainsaws...
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
WHY IS NOBODY DOING WHAT I SAY???!!!
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Countdown to the next civil war...
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I wonder if Eric Adam's knows he's black. Why else would he support a racist?
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
How the hell did I end up in this mess?
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I wonder if they'd take me back in South Africa... or disown me
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Get lost all foreigners! ... except those from South Africa. You're fine 😳😒
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Gulf of America Sure. Whatever Just as long as he's out of my way... dumbass
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I stand by Donald! ... so I look less like a piece of crap #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Not an American citizen yet I'm single handedly destroying USA. God bless America!!!
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The world is mine. Muwahahaha! ... did I say that or just think it? #elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I could help solve world hunger Orrrrr hoard it all and mess with the U.S government This is a tough one... #Elonmusk
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
DOGE isn't a stupid name!
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Nobody noticed It was an accident. Sorry Twitter
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Am I a bad person? Nah!
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Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
... you can jump higher on Mars right?
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