Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Its still plummeting??? But I distanced myself from Donald!!! #wtf #muskrat #elonmusk 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I bought him the election I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!! #Elonmusk #taco #trump 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025What was I doing again... Oh yeah. F*cking up royal #muskrat #elon 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I wonder what the weather's like in South Africa Gotta be cooler than here 030
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 24/03/2025......... if I were a cheese, would I be the smelly kind that everyone hates?media.tenor.coma man in a purple shirt making a sad faceALT: a man in a purple shirt making a sad face 130
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 18/03/2025It's not me! Fake news, fake news, fake news 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 14/03/2025If Tesla dies I won't be able to save SpaceX Oh crap! Am I as bad as Donald at making businesses work?media.tenor.comelon musk is talking into a microphone while wearing a suit and white shirt .ALT: elon musk is talking into a microphone while wearing a suit and white shirt . 260
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I wish I knew what I was doing ... on 2nd thought, no, I dont want to know #muskrat #elonmusk 100
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Twitter, I mean X, didn't break because I fired the tech experts, it was hit by a cyber attack ... because I fired security experts #elonmusk #muskrat #Twitter 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I wish I could go back to when I wasn't dumb .... shit, when was that?? #muskrat #elon 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I'm not a piece of shit! ... I just work with one 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I dont have a messiah complex! I just want everyone to love and remember me ... forever 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 07/03/2025... I should save for a rainy day #elon #muskrat 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Michael Bays blows stuff up, they give him millions I blow one thing up and everyone blows up my ass Dafuq! 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Wish they'd stop calling us MAGATS. It's sound too much like maggots. ... ohhhhhhh #muskrat #elon 031
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I am 360 years old #Trump #elon #muskrat 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I'm not a muskrat! They're smelly semi-aquatic rodents native to Russia that eat their own kind! ...I wear a hat #elon #muskrat 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025god bless Germa... I mean, South Af... I mean, America Third time's a charm! #elon #elonmusk #done 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I'M NOT A NAZI!!! ...I'm Nazi adjacent #elon #nazi 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025It's not transplants! I just regret it naturally by rubbing money on it #elonmusk 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Shuddup, mom! You can't tell me what to do anymore. I'm going to my room! #Elon #elonmusk 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I wonder if Tesla's descendants are pissed at me... 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Life really is like a box of chocolates. Unless they're foreign chocolates. Fuq you, Lindt! 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I dont need friends!!! I have my moneymedia.tenor.coma man in a military hat is holding a piece of paperALT: a man in a military hat is holding a piece of paper 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 02/03/2025They all left Twitter? Great. Now I'll have to buy #bluesky 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 01/03/2025It's all part of the planmedia.tenor.coma raccoon is sitting on the ground with its hands folded in prayer .ALT: a raccoon is sitting on the ground with its hands folded in prayer . 100
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I get my face on money too right? #elonmusk 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I dont think she likes me #jasminecrockett #elonmuskyoutu.beJasmine Crockett WRECKS Elon with 2 wordsYouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Holy sh*t ... am I the bad guy? #elonmusk 030
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I can ban anyone I want! Nobody boos me! NOBODY!!! #elonmuskmedia.tenor.coma close up of a man crying with his hand on his face .ALT: a close up of a man crying with his hand on his face . 100
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I wonder when #Trump is gonna figure it out... if evermedia.tenor.coma raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer .ALT: a raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer . 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Federal employees, what did you do last week?! ... cause I did fuq all #elon 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I wonder if Eric Adam's knows he's black. Why else would he support a racist? 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 16/02/2025How the hell did I end up in this mess? 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I wonder if they'd take me back in South Africa... or disown me 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Get lost all foreigners! ... except those from South Africa. You're fine 😳😒 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Gulf of America Sure. Whatever Just as long as he's out of my way... dumbass 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I stand by Donald! ... so I look less like a piece of crap #elonmusk 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Not an American citizen yet I'm single handedly destroying USA. God bless America!!! 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 12/02/2025The world is mine. Muwahahaha! ... did I say that or just think it? #elonmusk 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I could help solve world hunger Orrrrr hoard it all and mess with the U.S government This is a tough one... #Elonmusk 020
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Nobody noticed It was an accident. Sorry Twitter 010
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Am I a bad person? Nah!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is laying on a pile of money with the letters r and t on itALT: a man in a suit and tie is laying on a pile of money with the letters r and t on it 000
Elon's conscience @elonsconscience.bsky.social · 09/02/2025... you can jump higher on Mars right? 020