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Elmtree

@elmtree.bsky.social
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live in Chicago, love the Tigers & have seen them play in 25(+1) parks! (also cheer for the Nats bc marriage and I like them!)

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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dear old navy: What the fuck is this hem? And if online says 100% cotton? Don’t put fucking spandex in the jeans. The tag on the jeans themselves SAY 1% ELASTANE WHICH IS SPANDEX.
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m making myself a cardigan, and these stitches are SO EVEN with PERFECT ribbing. I am in love with this thing, even if the yarn is a pain in the ass.
A grey crochet project - it will eventually be a sweater!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The view from my dentist’s office
A view of The Bean, Millenium Park, and Lake Michigan from the 14th floor of an office building in Michigan Avenue in Chicago
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One is perfect. The other is fine
Two poached eggs on buttered whole wheat toast. One is a bit overdone. They are on a white ceramic plate painted with blue anchovies.
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The top didn’t exactly brown, but it’s good! A little spongy? Not sure if that’s right or not! It will be good with the stew!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey @ryeisenberg.bsky.social - first recipe from the book to go with beef stew tonight! I used the scale!!!
A page from Small-Batch Breads by the tagged author with a recipe for no-knead peasant bread. Also in the picture are a white kitchen towel and an olive green kitchen scale
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OH MY GOD VALENCIA YOU CANNOT MAKE THAT UP!!!!!! #MustSeeJV
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s like we’re at the game anyway! (Everything but the modelo is from the ballpark lol)
A bag of Garrett mix (caramel and cheese popcorn), a can of modelo beer, a can of Fresca hard, a little bag of m&ms, and a White Sox branded empty popcorn bucket
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would like to sit here all the time 😭😭😭
A view of the field from behind home plate at a White Sox game
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LET’S DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ANOTHER ONE!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IN PERSON, BITCHES!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LET’S GO GET PARK TWENTY FIVE!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apologies for all the boobs going on but here is said shirt
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Time for a little theatre!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I finally got to eat some tomatoes I grew! 🤣🤣🤣
A spindly cherry tomato plant and a red/orange marigold in a pot.Two incredibly tiny cherry tomatoes in the palm of my hand
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have the tree version in my backyard
A vanilla strawberry hydrangea tree with pink and white bunches of flowers
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It rained, but they got it done! Happy 43rd birthday to Benetti!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THANK YOU JOSH BELL FOR THE DP
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OH OKAY!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s 10:00 pm. What thee fuck
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is our girl, Ellie. She’s derpy!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Derpy Ellie
A dark grey cat with a small white patch on her chest sitting with a look on her face like she’s the smartest cat in the world, with her paw on the leg/torso of her owner
Same cat, doing a big yawn. She’s missing one of her top fangs Yawn ending, but she’s got her head tipped back showing all of her front teeth, including her tiny top gappy teeth
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HELL YEAH!!! WALK IT OFF!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ignore my messy backyard and look at this amazing sunset we just caught the tail end of.
Sunset over a backyard in Chicago. Vivid reds, pinks, orange and yellow reflecting back up to the clouds.Sunset over a backyard in Chicago. Vivid reds, pinks, orange and yellow reflecting back up to the cloudsSunset over a backyard in Chicago. Vivid reds, pinks, orange and yellow reflecting back up to the clouds
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is an absolute dream!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
NO CHALLENGES LEFT!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wild fucking kingdom in the yard tonight
A black and white skunk eating dry cat food out of a grey bowl. Another large bowl has fresh waterA juvenile opossum eating dry cat food out of a grey bowl. Another large bowl has fresh water
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
WHAT?
A snapshot of the AL Central MLB wild card standings as of 2:45 pm central time on 8/13/2026. The Detroit Tigers have the third wild card
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We have a cat who does that
A grey tabby laying on a cat tree with each front leg dangling down on either side of the platform
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Two flags with an orange cartoon cat on them. One says “right here, right meow” and Kitties, the other says “Not kitten around”A banner showing Tarik Skubal pitching in a Seawolves uniform
Giant beers are $9.50
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
GO FLAGSHIP CITY KITTIES!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is this? Winning streaking?!?
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Kathleen Frederick
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Misty Rehder is in Hiland Correctional tonight. Surprise, surprise, she has violated the conditions of her release. She was spotted in Fred Meyers on Friday (again, violation of her house arrest) and was in Anchorage today when her ankle monitoring company (AD) caught her "for not following house arrest rules and going to locations not approved by ADM."
There is a revised bail hearing on THURSDAY, August 6 at 11 am in the Palmer courthouse. Judge Jamgochian has signed a transport order so Misty will be there in yellow. hate to say told you so" but the reality is most people who knew Misty or who, like me, knew people who knew her thought shed either try to flee or would not obey the conditions of her release. The DA is seeking a third party custodian, which was what had been imposed originally until Judge Jamgochian reduced her bail to $5,000 (from $25,000) and got rid of the third party custodian requirement.
Misty now gets to shack up with fiance Chad while getting credit towards jail time imposed at sentencing and even then she won't obey the rules.
Please try to be in the courtroom on Thursday at 11 an to send a strong message that Misty should not be given another break by the judge. The judge at the first revised bail hearing on 7/2 was overly confident that Misty would obey the conditions of his release so he too needs to be sent a message that the public is watching this case closely. Let's see if sugar daddy Chad Smith, who put up another $1,000 in bail today for the offense in AN is in the courtroom as well. Chad is part of the problem. Not only is it likely he knew she was starving the dogs (they were living together) but he was her with at Fred Mevers. See less
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That was a lot of runs over three games!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Red Cross has the good snacks!
An arm wrapped with red compression tape after donating bloodA grey box with snacks including cheezits, oreo minis, cookies, gummy snacks, and dried cranberries
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I hate west coast baseball
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
On the day they DFA Jake, DON’T LET THE TIGERS GET HOT
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This better be the best gotdamn corn season.
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I just wanted a ride, jeez
An uber notification that says “pick up in 1 min. Leave now to meet JESUS”
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
CAN’T GET THE DOUBLE PLAY WITHOUT ONE ON!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is for tomorrow’s thing, or I’d take our trans flag. I don’t want it taken
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
SERIES WIN!!!
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The pictures are terrible, but OMG SO CUTE
A yard with weeds and two grey cat food dishes. A baby possum with little black ears is eating out of one of the bowlsA yard with weeds and two grey cat food dishes. A baby possum with little black ears is eating out of one of the bowls
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The pictures are terrible, but OMG SO CUTE
A yard with weeds and two grey cat food dishes. A baby possum with little black ears is eating out of one of the bowlsA yard with weeds and two grey cat food dishes. A baby possum with little black ears is eating out of one of the bowls
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Queso christo
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey @monicacarmean.bsky.social this should keep ya charged for a while LMAOOO
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