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Ella

@elmaam.bsky.social
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Probably sleeping. She/her

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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
When I shave it, it grows back and itches. When I don’t shave it, it rubs against my skin and itches. Is there any fucking solution to the pubes problem?
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Why do I always become 2x hotter immediately after eating spicy food.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Estonia and Czech republic have a lot in common I see. (Our government just passed a law making it practicaly imposible for anyone from Russia to gain czech citizenship and people who love to call themselfs liberals are cheering them on while displaying absolutely insane amounts of racism)
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
One exam done, time to forget my financial situation and reward myself like 100x times.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My anxiety levels are either extremely low or extremely high I have no idea.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My soup addiction is spinning out of control, someone please intervene.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The in-between-crushes time period has devastating consequences for my morale every time.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Seems reasonable. They could hide freshly aborted baby fetus in there.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You’re right, it’s tank top I see the fabric fold now, I think it would quite slay if they put it on top of some crisp white shirt instead.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Is the black stuff underneath bra and tube top pulled only halfway up her chest or just really weird tank top?
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Baked 9 batches of christmas cookies this afternoon. Maybe I should cool it down with the festive spirit.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I hope someone introduces them to each other.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Quite recently I heard someone say that their personal motto is “Think radically, act considerately” and that resonated with me a lot.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Free soup for everyone.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I relate to this creature on spiritual level. Face expression and everything.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I would actually prefer she just slapped me in the face instead. Much less disrespectful.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Probably still healthier and more nutricious than anything I ate today.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
There’s already like ten people in the line, you’ll have to share. You people really need to start keeping track of your things🙄🙄🙄.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
God, look what you have done for other people, why it can’t be me just for once?
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I can do it without the biting even. Just straight up swallowing them.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Full of delicious soup.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
That’s what novelization of my life would look like.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
People capable of pooping regularly don’t even realize their privilege.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Having cheese with cheese with cheese crackers for dinner.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I still need to finish reading some texts for tomorrow but Amy Macdonald is playing loud in my head please somebody make her leave.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
There is definitely a correlation between men starting to wash their asses and Western world losing its economic-political dominance.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ok time for my daily 2l of green tea.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Our dog does that too and I hate that I can tell which body part he is currently working on due to which kind of *mlem* sound he pruduces.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Okay everything is going into shit tbh but I got a new FUR COAT
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
*puts rock into one pocket and scissors in the other*
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Mac and cheese is such a mid food why are people always eating it?
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Everyday before bed, I dream about taking a ride in Her.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When they catch the murderer: “damn bro, you really slayed”
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Soup IS a superior breakfast food.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“Oh you think how good you are holding your little baskets but you could never handle shopping cart you pathetic little bitch”
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thankfully I didn’t eat before so I only almost fainted instead of vomiting.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Finding out I actually really don’t like needles 30 min into The Substance in theater absolutely packed was experience I’ll remember for sure.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Sometimes I do it loud on purpose to scare off my enemies.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I think I’ll just do it vice versa: 2025 will be the worst year. Absolutely crazy and damaging events will take place. It will be so traumatizing I won’t be capable of forming meaningful interpersonal relationships ever again. I’m not setting myself for dissapointment like I did with 2023 and 2024.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hmmm so I might not be so nauseous all the time if I started eating regularly? What an intresting opinion, we will never know.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Single-handedly keeping local library’s budget afloat by paying obscene amounts of money in fees after I forget to return books EVERY TIME.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Put corector on my eyelids byt didn’t have time for eyeshadows so I will be running around looking like a 17th century peasant suffering from various diseases today.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Didn’t wash my face one night and already felt two more pimples forming under my skin in the morning. God really punishes harshly.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
What helped me a bit is not forcing myself to write daily in the beginning but only once a week on designated day (on weekend ideally). Also if you still strugled, it’s much easier to maintain the habit if you type it on laptop instead of writting in notebook (though it looses the aesthetical factor
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It helped me find my long lost gag reflex also
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Tuesday, the biggest bitch of all days
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I hope that email kills me as well but maybe thats just untreated suicidality we will never know
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
All the fluids left my body just looking at this
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
They have so much confusion and despair in their eyes. I relate to them on deep level.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I benefit from generational wealth (my parents subscribe to multiple of those).
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