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Ella

@elmaam.bsky.social
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Probably sleeping. She/her

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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
When I shave it, it grows back and itches. When I don’t shave it, it rubs against my skin and itches. Is there any fucking solution to the pubes problem?
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Why do I always become 2x hotter immediately after eating spicy food.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
One exam done, time to forget my financial situation and reward myself like 100x times.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My anxiety levels are either extremely low or extremely high I have no idea.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My soup addiction is spinning out of control, someone please intervene.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Baked 9 batches of christmas cookies this afternoon. Maybe I should cool it down with the festive spirit.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Full of delicious soup.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
People capable of pooping regularly don’t even realize their privilege.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Having cheese with cheese with cheese crackers for dinner.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I still need to finish reading some texts for tomorrow but Amy Macdonald is playing loud in my head please somebody make her leave.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ok time for my daily 2l of green tea.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Okay everything is going into shit tbh but I got a new FUR COAT
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Mac and cheese is such a mid food why are people always eating it?
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Everyday before bed, I dream about taking a ride in Her.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Soup IS a superior breakfast food.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Finding out I actually really don’t like needles 30 min into The Substance in theater absolutely packed was experience I’ll remember for sure.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hmmm so I might not be so nauseous all the time if I started eating regularly? What an intresting opinion, we will never know.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Single-handedly keeping local library’s budget afloat by paying obscene amounts of money in fees after I forget to return books EVERY TIME.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Put corector on my eyelids byt didn’t have time for eyeshadows so I will be running around looking like a 17th century peasant suffering from various diseases today.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Didn’t wash my face one night and already felt two more pimples forming under my skin in the morning. God really punishes harshly.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Oh god can I not feel nauseous for ONE DAY? Is it really too much to ask?
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The one thing effectively preventing me from killing myself is that it might not be possible to listen to Aurora in hell.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just showered. Time to go sit on the bed and stare at the wall. Wrapped only in the towel, shivering.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ginger beer is so good man
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just rebembered this site exists. Will drop quite a large amount of partially nonsential comments under various posts after which I will again dissapear.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Roommate just started washing dishes oh my god this is the best day of my life
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My roommates dedication to not clean anything after themselfs ever is respectable. Might actually be impressed if I didn’t have to live in it.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Every time I see 40 something bearded man in black t-shirt sitting in front of a microfone, I instinctively cover my ears.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Going for a walk cutting through the november mist in a brisk pace with my big coat on and scarf around my neck flapping dramaticaly behind me rn and if I don’t become stable person after that I am probably unfixable.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Amazing how much better the life gets when you stop overcooking your chicken. 🐔🍗🍽️🍜
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I am an AI expert (I ask ChatGPT to write gay erotica fanfiction featuring my country’s top government figures multiple times a day).
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have not been on Vinted for an hour now
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Forgive me father for I have sinned by scroling on Vinted for 9 hours today already instead of doing literally anything else.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Four books is for losers, I am currently at 8 and with my great skills at not finishing things I once started and not possessing even a trace amount of self-discipline I am on a track to tackle 12 by Christmas.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Intensely yearning for my sewing machine.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I go to the forest in the manner people used to go to wars and whoever steps between me and the mushroom will be slain. This is Neoboletus luridiformis fried with tangy sauce, grilled bell peppers and rice. 🍽️ 🍜 🍄 #foraging
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Everyone is so nice and polite here and I’m not sure I like it.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Praying reincarnation is not real because I would be born an American next with the life choices I make.
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Ella @elmaam.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think having unlimited financial sources to buy more and more fabric for my little sewing projects would be incredibly beneficial for my mental health.
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