Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialThe Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 03/10/2026Tonight! Flop TV season 4, episode 2! theflophouse.simpletix.com 1292
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can't watch the show live? Your ticket gets you exclusive access to the show recording through the end of February! 050
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026TONIGHT! FlopTV streams live! 9 pm ET/6 pm PT! We three @flophousepodcast.com guys continue our journey through the worst Best Picture winners the THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! Which I guess makes FlopTV THE GREATEST SHOW ABOUT THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! Tickets at theflophouse.simpletix.comtheflophouse.simpletix.comFlop TV / The Flop House Podcast Events 1183
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pete Hegseth clearly thinks he'll be running for president someday, when in reality he will clearly be running from international war crimes charges. 1371
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This comes up in Hitchcock biographies a bunch. It would be pointed out to him that this wasn't a real direction, and he'd basically say, "Yeah, but it sounds better." Though you could ALSO say it's fitting to have a non-existent direction as the title for a movie about a non-existent spy. 081
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026See, I'd have to go: 1) North By Northwest 2) El Sur 3) Up 2130
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good point, but I couldn't keep double-dipping on UP! 270
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you file a health claim, you lose your insurance. Don't file a health claim, you lose your insurance. Greatest health system in the world. 2375
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Very possible! Portland audiences have always been good to us! 010
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm sorry it was such a rough day, but I'm glad we could help you have a little fun! 010
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The one-off stories he did about Nemo's daughter (including this one) are pretty fun. The main-line story kind of goes off the rails at certain points. 010
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thanks to everyone who came out to our @flophousepodcast.com show in Louisville on Friday night! It was the highlight of the week! (Well...the second highlight AFTER seeing Iron Maiden on Thursday.) We hope to do more Flop House live shows in 2027 as we approach our 20th anniversary, so stay tuned! 3503
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it! BARBARIAN plus Kit Kat is a fantastic combination. 110
Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialComic Book Yeti 🎃 @comicbookyeti.com · 07/09/2026Finally getting caught up with video edits @jimmygaspero.bsky.social's chat with @elliottkalan.bsky.social about comedy writing and Barbarian Behind Bars is up on the YouTube channel. This one is, not surprisingly, hilarious. youtu.be/hHF5-Nwn7BQ 093
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was, for years, a supporter of the Kansas City Royals. However, under the guidance of my son, I have become an L.A. Dodgers fan. I still wish the Royals well, however! 010
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I started taking the dialect quiz and about halfway through it told me I sound like I'm from New Jersey, and I had the strongest hit of, "I know I'm from New Jersey and sound like I'm from New Jersey. Why am I spending time doing this?" So I stopped -- AND IT WAS THE GREATEST DECISION OF MY LIFE. 4380
Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialMad Cave Studios @madcavestudios.com · 04/09/2026Now available in paperback: Barbarian Behind Bars by Elliott Kalan, Andrea Mutti, and Taylor Esposito: bit.ly/4qRncBv A bloody barbaric blast! From beyond the limits of time & space comes a warrior whose quest vs. evil brings his strong arm and battle axe to earth—where he lands in jail. 0498
Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialThe Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 04/09/2026Tomorrow! Season Four of Flop TV debuts! It's a season of discussion about questionable Best Picture winners, and we're kicking off with GREEN BOOK! It's full of streaming shenanigans, audience interactions, and funny pretapes! 6 pm PT/9 pm ET! Tickets at theflophouse.simpletix.com! 0348
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You never have to watch the movies! We do not require it! 220
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026FLOP HOUSE FANS! Reminder that this Saturday at 9pm ET sees the premier of Season 4 of #FlopTV, the one hour online live video version of @flophousepodcast.com. This season is all Best Picture winners, because WE HAVE NO FEAR! Tickets at: theflophouse.simpletix.comtheflophouse.simpletix.comFlop TV / The Flop House Podcast Events 2292
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I got to talk about BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS (collected edition on shelves now) and some of the other ridiculous stuff I've built my life on! 0142
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Marx Brothers' Horsefeathers is very much a parody of the kind of 1930's college pictures you're talking about. So if you've seen that, you've seen a college picture, in the same way if you've seen Airplane! you've seen a disaster movie. 010
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026No, that's exactly what he's NOT doing! 230
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Only now seeing that the New York Times profiled maybe the most important person in my professional development, Jen Flanz. Truly one of the greatest TV makers, bosses, and people I've ever known. I love her dearly. GO READ ABOUT HER! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comHow the Woman Behind ‘The Daily Show’ Spends a Day Making Bad News FunnyJen Flanz, who has worked on the show for nearly 30 years, plans a “laughternoon” meeting and secures the perfect candy for tapings. 0436
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The ghost of Jim Shooter needs to remind Marvel Studios that every Marvel movie might be some audience member's first. 100
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Don't waste time regretting not making perfection even more perfect. 110
Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialelliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026THIS WEEK: The collected edition of BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS, my very violent prison/high fantasy mash-up comic hits stores! Axe-wielding warriors! Evil magic! An overwhelmed public defender! Grilled cheese sandwiches! This one's got it all! www.simonandschuster.com/books/Barbar...simonandschuster.comBarbarian Behind BarsA bloody barbaric blast from the creative team behind Maniac of New York!From beyond the limits of time and space comes a warrior whose quest again... 0339
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Absolutely the best version of the story. 110
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026THIS WEEK: The collected edition of BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS, my very violent prison/high fantasy mash-up comic hits stores! Axe-wielding warriors! Evil magic! An overwhelmed public defender! Grilled cheese sandwiches! This one's got it all! www.simonandschuster.com/books/Barbar...simonandschuster.comBarbarian Behind BarsA bloody barbaric blast from the creative team behind Maniac of New York!From beyond the limits of time and space comes a warrior whose quest again... 0339
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This is making me realize what a great devil Diane Keaton would have made. 040
Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialelliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026FLOP HOUSE PODCAST FANS! A reminder that tickets are on sale now for #FlopTV Season 4: The Worst of the Best! The online video version of @flophousepodcast.com is covering Best Picture winners from September through February! Live on your computer screen! theflophouse.simpletix.comtheflophouse.simpletix.comFlop TV / The Flop House Podcast Events 23410
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026FLOP HOUSE PODCAST FANS! A reminder that tickets are on sale now for #FlopTV Season 4: The Worst of the Best! The online video version of @flophousepodcast.com is covering Best Picture winners from September through February! Live on your computer screen! theflophouse.simpletix.comtheflophouse.simpletix.comFlop TV / The Flop House Podcast Events 23410
Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialThe Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 18/08/2026We wanted to talk about the new Masters of the Universe, but our traditional theme months means that we can't get to it right away -- so instead we released this previously-ticketed streaming show about the OLD MotU from the Flop House vault! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvWs...youtube.comThe Flop House Live (2022, From the Vault) - Masters of the UniverseYouTube video by The Flop House Podcast 24410
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I got to talk to @romanmars.bsky.social about one of my favorite stories from all of American history: how Julia Sand became the secret pen pal Chester A. Arthur needed to be the better president he didn't know he could be! www.bbc.com/audio/play/p...bbc.comBBC Audio | A History of the United States in 100 Objects | 100 Objects #13: The Sand LettersHow Julia Sand's 23 letters transformed a president and American politics forever. 3263
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Thank you, we're honored! Can't wait to pick up a copy and read the book! 010
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thank you for all the kind things you've said about my Harley run! I appreciate that it's connected with you so much. 020
elliottkalan.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm not paying five bucks for them to tell me "This movie doesn't exist" and then send me home! 021
Reposted by elliottkalan.bsky.socialEd Goforth @edgoforth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I just bought my season pass to Season 4 of FlopTV. You should go to theflophouse.simpletix.com and get yours, too. @flophousepodcast.com @maximumfun.org @elliottkalan.bsky.social @flophousecat.bsky.social @dankmccoy.bsky.social @howelldawdy.comtheflophouse.simpletix.comFlop TV / The Flop House Podcast Events 172
