Sign in

Elliot Mann

@elliotmann.bsky.social
240 followers 275 following 619 posts

Got more rhymes than I got gray hairs, and that's a lot because I got my share.

PostsRepliesMedia
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 23h
Sure would be a great day for Amy Klobuchar to come out and stand with Ilhan Omar. (Every day would be great for that. But instead we will get: “Amy posts photo with the guys from the farming co-op in Blue Earth County.” The betting markets probably took that one off of the board.)
23911
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is an incredible college football thread: A top collegiate football kicking trainer (?) rates his prospects with SIX stars, a full one star more than the commonly accepted five stars. These kickers go to 11. These punters are going six blades. All of it. What an incredible sport.
020
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wasn’t expecting Bobby Portis to be quite so load bearing with the Wolves commercial breaks on DAZN, but here we are
010
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scott Foster (and other NBA refs) are sometimes at Wolves practices/scrimmages? Huh. Makes sense, but that was a surprise.
010
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So far, I’m really pleased with the DAZN production and app experience, compared to Bally’s/FanDuel.
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching the Wolves in the new unis is so much easier on the eyes. It seems silly — it is silly! — but it absolutely makes a difference.
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was TERRIFIED by the music from “The Twilight Zone.” And then my parents once thought it would be funny to sing it through the vents in another room to scare me.
010
Reposted by Elliot Mann
Racket @racketmn.com · 05/10/2026
Thirty years later, remembering the Pike's one-and-done Arena Football League season with players, coaches, journalists, and archival quotes.
racketmn.com
'It Was Special, Then Bam!': An Oral History of the Fighting Pike, MN's Extremely Short-Lived Pro Football Team - Racket
Thirty years later, remembering the Pike's one-and-done season with players, coaches, journalists, and archival quotes.
192
Reposted by Elliot Mann
Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taps the sign
5552162
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When “Row the Boat” merges with “Never get out of the boat”
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my younger days, I would have photoshopped this up with Colonel Kurtz.
100
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chet Holmgren when he puts on a watch:
Ed Mylett has changed and manipulated time… screenshot meme from when Mylett talked on a podcast about how he plans his days.
100
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can tell I’m getting older because I stopped in to the first half of a local high school game last night, and every time there was a big hit I winced and thought, “Ooof…. Should we go get that kid’s parents?”
030
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trinidad Chambliss is playing at a level of “Is it legal for a guy to turn into a Teen Wolf on the field? Seems like there should be a rule or two against that? Nothing?” right now.
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have never heard of Mavis Tire, and tbh I half-expected the commercial to turn into an “I Think You Should Leave” sketch.
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GameDay talking about the Mississippi National Guard on campus at Ole Miss, and I wonder if Pat McAfee knows the story of James Meredith.
120
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember as a young kid that Beckett Baseball Card Monthly had a “Hot/Cold” list of sports figures, and Pete Rose was ALWAYS No. 1 because of his involvement in gambling (and lying about it). Now sports leagues all have multi-million dollar partnerships with gambling companies.
100
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Because: one, she’s incredible at basketball, two (and this part might be the most important) she wears glasses
120
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I still don’t know how to explain the fourth quarter of that Vikings game
110
Reposted by Elliot Mann
Jon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DAZN is announcing pricing for the Wolves games/content: Monthly: $19.99 for regular tier, $24.99 for ultimate tier* Season: $119.99/139.99. Season ticket holders get a 20% discount. 15 free games on the app and on an over-the-air channel to be announced later. 1/x
5316
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Allowing new parents to stay home with their babies for *as long as puppies stay with their mothers* has broken the brains of Minnesota Republicans. Every other industrialized nation has a national paid leave program (which has been wildly successful!). The U.S. is just trying to play catch up.
111
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seems weird that all of these guys are selling their teams for prices that seem way too good to be true, while the ownership groups pledging the cash also seem to not have the money to legally buy the teams! (Free read from Jonny K 👉)
001
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Apropos of nothing, the CEO of CoreCivic is one “Mr. Swindle.”
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
riley is really going to be upset when she finds out that you can’t tie for fifth place in basketball
1203
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
everyone wants to be tiger
Tiger Woods, after a car accident, says to police officers, “Yeah, I was just talking to the President.” 

Which is unintentionally the most ridiculous thing to say when trying to prove you are not a- a crackpot or b- under the influence.
100
Reposted by Elliot Mann
David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 15/07/2026
Good stuff here. “You know the launch was successful because you didn’t hear much about it, which is how it goes with government: You only hear the bad news.”
310432
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Everything dies, that’s a fact. Maybe everything that dies, some day comes back.
Information about a long time Richfield Chinese, Cambodian and Vietnamese restaurant that is reopening.

RED PEPPER
Chinese Cambodian Vietnamese
(612)328-9343
6700 Penn Ave. S.
Richfield, Mn 55423
040
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WORLD CUP UPDATE: Of the two teams I support, one decided to take a penalty kick with a player other than their generational striker, and the other had a goalie who tried to clear the ball and kicked the ground. This has been the end of my WORLD CUP UPDATE.
010
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Argentina does not get to complain about a possible hand ball
The “Hand of God” by Maradona in the 1986 World Cup
130
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“The Uses of Haiti” by Paul Farmer is a really great place to start for those interested.
011
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not a fan of no-defense point guards who chuck from 35 feet after bringing up the ball without making a pass, so this morning is a rough one
000
Reposted by Elliot Mann
Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Is LaMelo Ball Good" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
16011
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We traded a guy making ads with TSR time for a guy WHO ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE TSR TIME ADS
100
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, I guess it WAS true that the universe would collide within itself if the Wolves once again got decent jerseys. This is all my fault
030
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Hornets are absolutely a team on the rise, yet decided they didn’t need LaMelo Ball, their max contract point guard. Why would the Timberwolves take that as a good sign?!?
211
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s a huge red flag that the Hornets wanted to trade LaMelo Ball.
010
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A “Now they tell us!” instant classic! cc: @bryancurtis.bsky.social ™️
171
Reposted by Elliot Mann
MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
49115351789
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This part is really incredible. The Spurs folded every fourth quarter. They either led or were tied at the end of the third quarter in every game of the series, except game two. And of those four games, the Spurs only won one.
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also incredible - Wemby erased Chet from existence, yet Jalen Brunson continually challenged Wemby time and time again, often coming out on top.
181
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There were people this year, in January (!), saying the Knicks needed to trade KAT. Amazing.
020
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Indiana Hoosiers dominated the college football playoffs and won a championship. The New York Knicks dominated the NBA Playoffs and won a championship. If you’re a fan of a hopeless team, keep hope alive.
050
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks were able to sign Jalen Brunson because the Mavs didn’t want to pay him. The Knicks were able to trade for Karl Anthony Towns because the Wolves signed him to a max deal, but then also didn’t want to pay him.
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Univision does not break away from the game for the cooling break. This is so much better.
000
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Continuing to wear my Knicks Sprewell jersey after the Knicks take a 2-0 Finals lead is NOT stolen valor, in this essay I will—
A middle aged man who still wears jerseys from decades ago like an idiot, and his poor dog.
010
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
AWOOOOOOO
110
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Kurt Rambis couldn’t coach this team to a loss.
100
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Updating my LinkedIn to show that I achieved — nay, EARNED — a Wilt and Kareem free 82-0. (LeBron / David Thompson / Jordan / Bob Petit / Jokic)
240
Elliot Mann @elliotmann.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me: “You are looking LIVE at the printing of your summer algebra readiness packet!” Children: extreme groans for several reasons
Print screen for a child’s summer algebra readiness packet, which made me think of the famous “You are looking LIVE” sports call.
000
Reposted by Elliot Mann
Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I don't want to shop from my couch. I want to watch a movie or read a book on my couch. And then when I need some dirt I want to go to the gardening store and chat with the employee about what house plants are cat-safe and how often to water. I want to experience life and interact with people
2172