iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

(Indigo Girls voice:) 🎵🎶 I went to the doctor 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 I went to the doctor 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 I went to the doctor 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 I kept going to the doctor 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 He said I was a hypochondriac 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 I asked, “is it fatal?” 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 He gave me a placebo 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 There were lots of side effects 🎵🎶

020

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

If the drag king name Clit Eastwood isn’t already taken I’m hereby offering it to the world.

010

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape You don’t spit into the wind You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger Because of Woke

030

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Watching Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and having HBO Max suggest Real Time with Bill Maher afterwards is like saying “We see you enjoyed that filet mignon. How would you like this unwrapped, half-eaten Slim Jim we found on the floor of a 7-Eleven bathroom?”

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

What could you possibly do with a trillion dollars, and why isn’t it “feed everyone” or “house everyone” or “give everyone clean running water?”

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Things Belgium contributed to society: - The saxophone - Waffles - Some of the world’s best beers - Unspeakable human rights atrocities in the present day Democratic Republic of Congo - French fries

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Cuban sandwiches are great. Vietnamese banh mi are great. What is it with communist regimes and good sandwiches? North Korea must have an AMAZING sandwich.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Breaking: Three Times One Minus One has backed out of Freedom 250.

010

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Girl You Know It’s Too!: A Tribute To Milli Vanilli has also backed out.

010

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If any one person has their finger on the pulse of America, gang, it would have to be Byron Allen.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Congratulations to @colbertlateshow.bsky.social for a tremendous run! Looking forward to its new replacement, The Late Show With Jay Leno.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

DEMOCRATS: (get 36% of the vote instead of 35% in deep red state) DEM STRATEGISTS: IT’S HAPPENING, PEOPLE! MISSISSIPPI IS GOING BLUE!

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Call me a moderate, but I don’t think everybody can - or should - be realistically expected to Wang Chung, let alone do it all tonight.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

DAVE COULIER: Wow, that was a nice episode of The Pitt. Perfect way to end the season. Now the end credits are rolling and WHOA WAIT A MOMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

BRITISH DON DRAPER: Yes, that was my adVERtisement, I work in adVERtising.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I envy Hungary right now. I imagine it’s a precursor to how we’ll all be feeling the day a certain someone is gone from power over here.

010

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I’m just taking the time to say that I never drunkenly stabbed a guy to death in a Columbia, Missouri back alley before rolling up his body in what happened to be a SpongeBob blanket and dumping him into the Missouri River. I have NEVER done that. That is something I have NEVER done.

010

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Just a reminder to members of Congress and the Cabinet that even just threatening genocide is a war crime. Remove him now.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

By having leadership that openly advocates for genocide, we have lost whatever’s left of our moral authority as a nation, both here and abroad. And unless and until we exorcise this leadership from our country, we have no chance of gaining it back. Remove the bastard now.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Between Artemis II’s Earthrise photos and the looming threat of nuclear war I feel like we’re living 1945 and 1968 simultaneously today. I would have settled for an end to a fascist regime and the release of The White Album, but hey…

000

Reposted by Elliott Christ

ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Remember this forever and ever and ever. And I hope it does not end. I love life.

A light board with a snow leopard wearing a calm expression saying "If the world ends tonight, please know that you are loved.*"

Heart emote: Robin, Waffles, & Queen

*Except, you know. :!

27421

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The fact that removing the POTUS takes an overwhelming majority of bootlickers in Congress to decide to impeach, or for those people AND a bootlicking VP and cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment - and that nuclear Armageddon merely takes the POTUS’s whims and 5 minutes - doesn’t sit well with me.

011

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Titanic was a pretty successful film but with a few alterations I believe it could have been even bigger. Here are the eight changes I would make:

8 Changes I Would Make to Titanic (1997)

1. I would add eight extra cast members. I don't know what roles they would play but acting is a precarious profession so it would be good to employ more people.

2. Change the name of the film from “Titanic” to “Boat.” This would make it more popular because it would attract interest from fans of all boats, not just fans of the Titanic.

3. Change the name of Jack Dawson's character to Jack “Simon” Dawson and then make the main plot about why his parents chose to give him that middle name (we eventually learn that it's because his deceased grandfather was called Simon).

4. Change the setting to a different ocean.

5. Insert a 45-minute scene in which we see the damage caused to the iceberg because it's important for viewers to understand there were two objects impacted by the collision that night.

6. Fewer deaths (would make it a more upbeat film).

7. The sinking scene goes on too long and doesn't really add anything to the story so I would cut that out.

8. The final scene would see Jack being dramatically rescued from the water by a mystery character on a jet ski, who is revealed to be his grandfather Simon (he faked his own death for unexplained reasons).

189213

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Not having a Supreme Court-installed nepo baby president exploit a national tragedy to launch two pointless wars and erode our civil liberties in a way we still haven’t fully recovered from.

000

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/04/2026

Today is a good day to remember that Carl Sagan was as outspoken about the dangers of war and nuclear weapons as he was an advocate of space exploration.

262383666

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Now that we’ve contacted Congress about this, maybe we can try calling up The Hague.

000

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/04/2026

"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.

7055692064

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Karl Jacoby @karl-jacoby.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.

572738786

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

HOT TAKE: even if it all turns out to be a bluff, evening THREATENING a war crime has to be grounds for impeachment and prosecution.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Two things that have never happened in my lifetime: people going to the moon, and nuclear weapons being used in war. I was honestly hoping to see the first one of those before seeing the second.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Conversion therapy is a great way to tell your kid, “I don’t love you as you are.”

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I’m sure many of us now have a copy of this post, slightly modified, just sitting in their drafts, waiting for a particular day…

Trump’s tweet about Robert Mueller’s death. I don’t need to type what he said in the alt text. You’ve read the fucking garbage already. You know it sucks. You know it’s shit. I don’t need to remind you that he’s a sadistic garbage human being with no real heart and a toxic soul. You knew that already. Anyway, like I said, the tweet is about Bob Mueller.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

POLICE OFFICER (reading gigantic old law book): Wait! Right here! It says “go after the RAPISTS and let PEACEFUL IMMIGRANTS walk free!” Oh, man! How long have we gotten THAT mixed up?!

010

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT go gently into that good night,

030

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

This struck me too. As Anne Applebaum doesn’t mention, she wrote a classic history of the Gulag.

291735558

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

206216764941

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

OUT: turn the page IN: throw the book

010

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

As a rule of thumb: when you die, you should be given the same amount of respect and decency as you gave to Rob and Michelle Reiner.

031

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Trump Derangement Syndrome comes from the fact that Trump is deranged.

131

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

This entire weekend

215341627194

Reposted by Elliott Christ

Books and Tunes @booksandtunes.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.

72071587

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

How Phil Spector and The (former) Beatles contributed to Britain’s Christmas music tradition.

000

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

CONSERVATIVES: Well, what if Bill Clinton was in the Epstein Files? Huh? What then? What if Bill Clinton was in them? What then, Dems? What then? HOUSE DEMS:

020

Elliott Christ @elliosenor.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Our Free Speech President, everyone.

030