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ellie nil

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i'm just a puppy!! i like to program and think about roller coasters :3 27 | transfem | obsessed with crystal lang | learning c | communist[...] View full profile at bark.wolp.chat/blog/elliethepuppy

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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 20h
btw, a little tip for anyone who takes issue with my estimation of commander: "but what if people like playing commander?" is not a good argument. it does not address any of the criticisms i presented. *I* liked playing commander. i still posit that it's actively bad for MTG as a game.
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 09/10/2026
is there a term for orientalism but about africa?
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/10/2026
jungle jim's kinda chuddy
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They say it's the toughest job you'll ever love!
a painting of a tired but pleased looking arcanine laying on a carpet with a small growlithe perched on its back
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Go read my article!!! :3
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
#IGNORED !!!!!!!
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Go read my article!!! :3
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Fuck it. How to Fix Magic: The Gathering A Guide for Wizards of the Coast Magic sucks. Like it's really fucking bad. Oh my god. Standard is in abject fucking disarray. The format is set up less like Standard and more like Extended. The Standard card pool is actually exactly the same as the Ext[...]
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
pokemon has to be the worst fucking game of all time, god. every time i open this shitty fucking website and no matter how well i play the whole goddamn time, my cheating ass no skill cunt of an opponent just gets whatever the fuck they want.
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 03/10/2026
whatever it is they put in these red baron pizzas, i hope they never stop. god it's so delicious
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 02/10/2026
i have this weird obsession with having the questions i ask be considered "good" by my interlocutor
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 01/10/2026
*scrolling tl* oh hey littlekuriboh *click* oh a bunch of people i follow who aren't outwardly into ygo follow littlekuriboh. neat (couple seconds later) huh, dan salvato follows littlekuriboh, that's neat. (couple more seconds) WAIT LITTLEKURIBOH IS A TRANS WOMAN????
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 29/09/2026
everyone always says danish speakers sound like they have a hot potato in their mouth, but have you heard icelandic? beautiful, but their phonology is so devoiced and the language so quiet that everyone sounds like they just forgot how to say real words
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 28/09/2026
if you play a trading card game and want to get better at understanding niche rules interactions, get into making realistic custom cards. the hoops you'll have to jump through to make things work
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 26/09/2026
please kill me
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 25/09/2026
i am so fucking annoying and insufferable please kill me
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 25/09/2026
thinking about getting back into force of will but i'm bad at engaging with people online i don't know so i have no one to play the game with plus broke so even though it's cheap can't find a store that runs it can i please have a fucking hobby i enjoy
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 23/09/2026
doing really bad
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 23/09/2026
im doing really bad
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 23/09/2026
i should be killed
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 23/09/2026
dog that needs to die
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Ryan Sophia McCall (菲菲) @scudubydubop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The photos you were shown in school of Nazi book burnings are from the raid on the Institute for Sexual Science. They were burning us, our history, our belonging in this world. It is still burning. You either choose to help put out the fire or accept it.
Nazi book burning
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026
please give this fucking deck a real normal summon, a real extender, and a rank 3 with ANY useful effect
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026
worthless piece of shit that needs to disappear
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026
i gotta die fr i need to smash my head into this wall until there's nothing left to smash
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026
annoying AND stupid
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026
no matter what i do i can't get madolche to work in genesys. it's fucking unplayable without the links. there's no way to get that waste of fucking space hootcake off the board, the deck has like FIVE fucking normal summons, god it's just atrocious
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026
wafrn ios app has an interesting new issue where clicking on any way to visit a person's profile instantly closes the app.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Angel puppy
drawing of an anthromorphic furry dog named Basil wearing a blue sweater and striped thigh high socks and holding a cloud
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 17/09/2026
apparently some people think there should be a portal 3? did they even finish portal 2???
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 16/09/2026
hey everypuppy, this is a test
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 16/09/2026
pokemon would not exist in a just world.
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 14/09/2026
chaser fozzie bear: gocka gocka!
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 14/09/2026
predictions for next big yugioh update (banlist has taken a whileeeeeeee, and that usually signals big changes) master rule 6: SKILLS!!! give decks skill cards to make every deck viable in advanced. leave genesys card acquisition/pool as-is RUSH!!!!! please fucking give us rush please please pleas
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-🤍 (comms open!) @minusantlers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look at what yellowcatmiku on insta made me 🥺🩷
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/09/2026
i need to die. the world would be better if i died. people's lives would be improved with my death. i serve no purpose. i am useless. i do not deserve anything. that which is given to me is wasted.
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/09/2026
random battle opponent was trying to run out the clock out of salt. turned the clock off. nah, bitch. play the fuckin game
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/09/2026
my most optimistic-bordering-on-pure-copium hope for aerie-force one is that holiday world somehow managed to snag it up. fits perfectly dropped right into the fourth-of-july section. can name it "firecracker" after an old coaster that used to stand. works perfectly. not likely tho :/
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/09/2026
The “Cold” War was a global genocide in the name of capitalism and you should view the CIA as one of the main perpetrators of said genocide that killed 20 million around the world.
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/09/2026
wishing all straggots a very die
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/09/2026
too much straggotry on my feed. might need to cull my following.......
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/09/2026
just watched my phone's battery meter go from 8 to 9, then back to 8 i need a new phone dawg........
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 06/09/2026
new pokemon mode: fair. at the beginning of the game, a coin is flipped. whoever wins the flip never gets full para'd, gets to swap their team members to counters on the fly, never sleeps for more than 1 turn, never stays frozen, never gets burned, and the loser gets fucked
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 06/09/2026
p3r finally got cracked and it appears to run fine on my laptop with appropriate settings so lesgooooooo
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 06/09/2026
i'm really interested in hypothetical linguistic evolution. i wonder what english would be like if the norman invasion were beaten back. i take issue with anglish, though, because it's honestly lazy. i really don't believe that english would completely lose gender and case without romance influence.
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ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 05/09/2026
the rampant cheating on showdown is incredible.
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