ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 20hbtw, a little tip for anyone who takes issue with my estimation of commander: "but what if people like playing commander?" is not a good argument. it does not address any of the criticisms i presented. *I* liked playing commander. i still posit that it's actively bad for MTG as a game. 111
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 09/10/2026is there a term for orientalism but about africa? 000
Reposted by ellie nilGwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They say it's the toughest job you'll ever love! 71123292
Reposted by ellie nilellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026Go read my article!!! :3 001
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026Fuck it. How to Fix Magic: The Gathering A Guide for Wizards of the Coast Magic sucks. Like it's really fucking bad. Oh my god. Standard is in abject fucking disarray. The format is set up less like Standard and more like Extended. The Standard card pool is actually exactly the same as the Ext[...]bark.wolp.chatSee complete post at bark.wolp.chatbark.wolp.chat is a Wafrn server. Wafrn is a federated social media inspired by Tumblr, join us and have fun! 020
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026pokemon has to be the worst fucking game of all time, god. every time i open this shitty fucking website and no matter how well i play the whole goddamn time, my cheating ass no skill cunt of an opponent just gets whatever the fuck they want. 001
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 03/10/2026whatever it is they put in these red baron pizzas, i hope they never stop. god it's so delicious 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 02/10/2026i have this weird obsession with having the questions i ask be considered "good" by my interlocutor 100
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 01/10/2026*scrolling tl* oh hey littlekuriboh *click* oh a bunch of people i follow who aren't outwardly into ygo follow littlekuriboh. neat (couple seconds later) huh, dan salvato follows littlekuriboh, that's neat. (couple more seconds) WAIT LITTLEKURIBOH IS A TRANS WOMAN???? 130
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 29/09/2026everyone always says danish speakers sound like they have a hot potato in their mouth, but have you heard icelandic? beautiful, but their phonology is so devoiced and the language so quiet that everyone sounds like they just forgot how to say real words 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 28/09/2026if you play a trading card game and want to get better at understanding niche rules interactions, get into making realistic custom cards. the hoops you'll have to jump through to make things work 001
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 25/09/2026i am so fucking annoying and insufferable please kill me 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 25/09/2026thinking about getting back into force of will but i'm bad at engaging with people online i don't know so i have no one to play the game with plus broke so even though it's cheap can't find a store that runs it can i please have a fucking hobby i enjoy 000
Reposted by ellie nilRyan Sophia McCall (菲菲) @scudubydubop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The photos you were shown in school of Nazi book burnings are from the raid on the Institute for Sexual Science. They were burning us, our history, our belonging in this world. It is still burning. You either choose to help put out the fire or accept it. 215261
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026please give this fucking deck a real normal summon, a real extender, and a rank 3 with ANY useful effect 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026worthless piece of shit that needs to disappear 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026i gotta die fr i need to smash my head into this wall until there's nothing left to smash 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026no matter what i do i can't get madolche to work in genesys. it's fucking unplayable without the links. there's no way to get that waste of fucking space hootcake off the board, the deck has like FIVE fucking normal summons, god it's just atrocious 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/09/2026wafrn ios app has an interesting new issue where clicking on any way to visit a person's profile instantly closes the app. 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 17/09/2026apparently some people think there should be a portal 3? did they even finish portal 2??? 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 16/09/2026pokemon would not exist in a just world. 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 14/09/2026predictions for next big yugioh update (banlist has taken a whileeeeeeee, and that usually signals big changes) master rule 6: SKILLS!!! give decks skill cards to make every deck viable in advanced. leave genesys card acquisition/pool as-is RUSH!!!!! please fucking give us rush please please pleas 000
Reposted by ellie nilBasil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Look at what yellowcatmiku on insta made me 🥺🩷 11972143
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/09/2026i need to die. the world would be better if i died. people's lives would be improved with my death. i serve no purpose. i am useless. i do not deserve anything. that which is given to me is wasted. 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/09/2026random battle opponent was trying to run out the clock out of salt. turned the clock off. nah, bitch. play the fuckin game 001
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/09/2026my most optimistic-bordering-on-pure-copium hope for aerie-force one is that holiday world somehow managed to snag it up. fits perfectly dropped right into the fourth-of-july section. can name it "firecracker" after an old coaster that used to stand. works perfectly. not likely tho :/ 000
Reposted by ellie nilAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/09/2026The “Cold” War was a global genocide in the name of capitalism and you should view the CIA as one of the main perpetrators of said genocide that killed 20 million around the world. 237580
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/09/2026too much straggotry on my feed. might need to cull my following....... 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/09/2026just watched my phone's battery meter go from 8 to 9, then back to 8 i need a new phone dawg........ 100
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 06/09/2026new pokemon mode: fair. at the beginning of the game, a coin is flipped. whoever wins the flip never gets full para'd, gets to swap their team members to counters on the fly, never sleeps for more than 1 turn, never stays frozen, never gets burned, and the loser gets fucked 010
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 06/09/2026p3r finally got cracked and it appears to run fine on my laptop with appropriate settings so lesgooooooo 000
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 06/09/2026i'm really interested in hypothetical linguistic evolution. i wonder what english would be like if the norman invasion were beaten back. i take issue with anglish, though, because it's honestly lazy. i really don't believe that english would completely lose gender and case without romance influence. 100
ellie nil @elliethepuppy.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 05/09/2026the rampant cheating on showdown is incredible. 000