Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 20hstatic.klipy.comLudacris's Hilarious Spit TakeALT: Ludacris's Hilarious Spit Take 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 20hstatic.klipy.comJason Momoa Sits DownALT: Jason Momoa Sits Down 110
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fandango really came in clutch this time, got a good seat for November 5 @ Lincoln Square an hour before AMC opened reservations 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just boomers yelling at each other about political memes 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026LinkedIn is trying out the whole doomscrolling thing and it’s basically Facebook 2.0 110
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me too!! I thought it was hilarious and the MCs were great. Sometimes lost the plot but overall a satisfying watch. 110
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Damn I didn’t think Sparks of Tomorrow was THAT bad! 110
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not that it was ever ‘good’ per se, but True Blood was my guilty pleasure until it decidedly was not. Talk about jumping the shark. By the end it was unrecognizable. 021
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Years later I am still convinced that this gif is a psyop trying to make me think it’s Robert Redford when it’s clearly Zach Galifianakisstatic.klipy.comRobert Redford Agreed: Nod & SmirkALT: Robert Redford Agreed: Nod & Smirk 010
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comRobert Redford Agreed: Nod & SmirkALT: Robert Redford Agreed: Nod & Smirk 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You did a service to the world introducing us to her in Midnight Mass. She deserves her time in the limelight! 010
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026GODZILLA MINUS ZERO opening night imax @ Lincoln Square ACHIEVED before the website crashed, my powers are unmatchedstatic.klipy.comGodzilla Minus One Roars, Dorsal Plates GlowALT: Godzilla Minus One Roars, Dorsal Plates Glow 030
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NO MORE I’M BEGGINGstatic.klipy.comMehmed Get OutALT: Mehmed Get Out 040
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh my god Coldstone….they closed all of them in NYC and I miss it so much 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“There’s people that want more certainty in the storytelling, and that’s OK too. This is not like an ice cream. So, yeah, we expected that, to be honest” If I were any other director I would be so unbelievably offended by that statement. This is Ridley Scott levels of ego and self aggrandizement 110
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I KNOW I remember it airing so clearly 😭 Every week we thought it surely couldn’t get gayer and thenstatic.klipy.comBut Wait, There's More! OxiClean PitchALT: But Wait, There's More! OxiClean Pitch 020
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not exaggerating when I say Yuri On Ice changed my life for the better 🥹 ⛸️ Became an IRL figure skating fan ⛸️ Discovered a new OTP (OtaYuri) ⛸️ Read mountains of fics (which haven’t slowed down!) ⛸️ OST is still in regular rotation Kubo will always be my goddess 060
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY YURI ON ICE MAPPA I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU 312476
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had mixed feelings and ultimately enjoyed it, but bro….come on now. 010
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am so curious to hear what you think! Between people who think it’s a disaster and people who think it’s the second coming of Christ, it’s apparently impossible for anyone to be normal about 010
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you didn’t say the blue mouth clown from Are You Afraid of the Dark? you’re lying 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026DIGGER has predictably brought the absolute worst kind of pretentious people out of the woodwork. For my sanity, I will now mute every associated word except from people I follow. Maybe I’ll even live to see the morning! 120
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026She has this empty look in her eyes that also feels like she’s looking into my soul in a bad way 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Same for Shane Gillis. Lorne must love him because his episodes are always lackluster and he’s back for a THIRD time next week! 210
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The fucking PLAGUE?motherjones.comReports of a plague outbreak in Russia follow the death of a researcherSeveral hospitals in the Irkutsk region have been shut down and up to 200 workers have been quarantined. 100
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watching that documentary about The Swan and it’s terribly depressing. Not because it’s insane what they did, but because I could see it being revived and being completely socially acceptable. 000
Reposted by EllieOdie Henderson @odienator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm so sick of trailers that say "from visionary director [guy with no visual style whatsoever]." It's like an ad for my reviews that reads "from film critic with gigantic tits Odie Henderson." 251
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My favorite is “from a producer of” like okay?static.klipy.comJeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' MomentALT: Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It is extremely alarming that you are a sex educator.nytimes.comCornell Police Report Omitted Student’s Claim She Was RapedDocuments obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges. 100
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You saw this and your first thought was “how do I make this about men” 000
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I honest to god had such a fantastic time. Massive swing that missed on several levels but when it got it right it was just 🤌🏼 And even the misses are still fascinating. 010
Ellie @ellienchanted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pretentious act and talking to people like they couldn’t possibly understand because only you understand its depth will ultimately be what makes people not take you or your critique seriously, especially among actual critics’ circles. 160