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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
merry christmas please don't call
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
walking around the house compulsively mumbling "STUpid american wolf-bird" in a poor approximation of a russian accent until my husband (concerned) has me committed bc I can't explain the degree to which this hockey romance audiobook has ruined my life
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
also????????? forgot about this one, shant be archiving dox me, cowards I dare you etc etc (plz dnt)
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
tried to make a tiktok account for my new hobby stuff and got flagged as a minor so now I'm archiving my dhr posts so I can repurpose my FF tt account (which i made by repurposing my old self publishing account) what I'm saying is everything comes full circle if u wait long enough lol
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heyjude19.bsky.social @heyjude19.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Need to rave about #southofmidnight. For writers in need of inspiration, just a reminder that storytelling is everywhere. One of the best recent examples of this is South of Midnight. If you’re a gamer and you havent played it, run don’t walk. I’m not a gamer, but I’m married to one, and- 1/4
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I cannot for the life of me remember who I saw recommending south of midnight on here but thank you, you were correct, that was the most beautifully written and animated game I've ever played holy shit
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
woke up with high hopes that the good weather would inspire writing ideas but instead I painstakingly mapped out a plan for mobile/pop up creative reuse concept I lack the time, energy, AND resources to execute what does it feel like to have control over the direction of ur thoughts fr fr
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
#dhrwipwednesday but it's just me listening to pushing it down and praying on repeat and dreaming about tragic memory loss dramione
He can’t stop touching her. 

His breathing regulates, cools, and then he realizes her chest is rising and falling in tune with his own. Like even in rest, in stasis, they match each other. A mathematical truth rooted in something that feels so natural it doesn’t need to be understood: the fibonacci sequence; radial symmetry; the pull this woman has on whatever it means for him to be human.

“Do you believe in soul mates?” he asks her.

She sighs, like he’s broken some unspoken agreement, and begins to pull away.

He tugs her back. “I can be quiet,” he says. “I’m sorry.”

“You have nothing to be sorry for,” she whispers, but that can’t possibly be true. Not when she’s stiff in his arms where before she’d been pliant. Not when there’s panic in his veins where before there’d been bliss.
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
does anyone use pagebound for reading tracking? (the interface is cute and it looks really simple to use, but I know nothing about it lol)
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
the severance intro sequence is giving requiem for a Tuesday
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
do I knit something new or do I reknit the same thing I just finished with the goal of not making the same mistakes I did last time lol
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Kels @slytherindiaries.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
NSFW PROMPT Use your birthday (or anyone’s how will I know) and write a Drabble. Whatever word you get your character has to SPEAK to their partner 😈 (can alter the tense for your needs ofc) (I made this at 3am in case it doesn’t make sense lmao) happy writing!
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arabella ✨ @arabellawrites.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Share a line you wrote that you're especially proud of (from a fic or otherwise)
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
[redacted] hours later i've either fixed the first chapter or I've made it exponentially worse probably both, somehow archiveofourown.org/works/482818...
song/writer, a dhr textficDraco Malfoy is on track to become, according to the latest algorithmic data his team is currently presenting, the Next Big Thing in pop music.
As the first indie artist to chart in both the muggle and magical sides of the music industry, he knows how to play the game. He knows when something is worth his attention.
He didn’t end up famous, wealthy, and successful by accident.
He’s a professional. A performer. An artist.
And right now? 
Right now he’s forty minutes into a label meeting that is shaping up to be a massive waste of time.
He’s bored.
GRAPHIC: Buzz (to indicate the sound of a phone notification
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
had a rush of inspo for an old fic I haven't touched in awhile even tho I jUST promised myself No More Socmeds only to find that EVERY SINGLE PHOTO LINK On ao3 is BROKEN is this a sign to give up or did the universe present me with just enough challenge that i now have no choice but to engage
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
turns out all it took for me to finally remember to open discord occasionally was @sultrynuns.bsky.social helping me make my own emojis LMAO
screenshot of a custom discord emoji of an anthropomorphic condom wearing a cowboy hat over a background repeating the phrase "yeehaw"
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
live view of dog helping me with my latest crafting endeavor
large, sleepy dog snuggling a small ball of yarn
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
in lieu of any kind of useful snippet please accept some no-context snark from today's critical faculty update: archiveofourown.org/works/510320...
pansy: on a completely different note
harry: good, I was really hoping we'd swim past that while admission. nothing important. certainly no expectations to reciprocate harry: hi
Hermione: is it an emergency?
harry: if it were an emergency do you think I'd open with "hi"?pansy: hello this is an important alert. friends enemies and acquaintances we have a problem!
Theo: which one am I?
pansy: what 
Theo: friend enemy or acquaintance?
pansy: depends on the day
Theo: what about now?
pansy: keep asking stupid questions and I've got a real easy answer as to where you stand today
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
valid question AND an excellent excuse to revisit this @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social classic archiveofourown.org/works/316761...
summary from ao3 for Commonalities of the Coldest Kind by ChaosAndCrumpets

Summary:
When Draco Malfoy is infected with a terrible Muggle plague*, the only person brave enough to risk death to care for him is his colleague Hermione Granger.

*DISCLAIMER: Draco has a cold.
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
bliss et cetera
photo of a room containing a window, a bookshelf, a lot candle and a dog curled up in bed
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
no idea if this is relevant to y'all BUT if you live in/around philly AND are free tonight AND like supporting new, creative artists that make hella cool pop music, sophie truax has tickets for sale for her show at world cafe live and it's gonna be an absolute blast !!! www.sophietruax.com
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
#dhrwipwednesday bc we r bACK* baby (*experiencing a brief spark of non-work related energy)
“I’m not stupid, I’m sad.” There’s something deeply satisfying about leaning into it. Unlike the last time he’d felt this hopeless, he has nothing to fight for. For whom should he fake anything at this point? There are no parents at risk. No lives are in imminent danger. Nobody is going to die if Draco Malfoy is a sad sack for a couple of weeks. Or years. Or even the rest of his bloody life. Not anymore. So why can’t she just let him wallow?

“You can be both. You often are. Now, again: where are your dress robes?”

He gestures to the closet, where the outfit in question is freshly pressed and nearly hung.

Pansy raises an eyebrow. “You prepared?”

“I’m sick, Pansy, I’m not an animal.”
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
ty to @gingergraceao3.bsky.social for RTing this, I've spent the last thirty minutes in "infinite scroll" mode and I've never felt more grounded this is lOVELY
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
one day I will finally internalize that 1) no project is ever finished until I decide it is and 2) revisiting something I haven't picked up in months (years) never!!! ends up being as hard as I somehow convince myself it will be l m a o today is probably!!!!!!! not that day but soMEDAY
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lee 🌷 @amoural.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
specimen 👁️🫙🪳 #dramione #hp #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
my german boss often throws around colloquialisms he claims are loose translations of german phrases (some real, some fabricated, I can never tell) today's (in the context of being forced to do something I disagree with): "you either rhyme or I eat you" idc if this one's real, I'm obsessed lmao
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"can you please just be serious for one secon---" no??? I can't???? I'm emotionally, physically, psychologically, meDICALLY incapable and you! can't! make! me! ur not my real dad etc etc!!!!!!
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Kels @slytherindiaries.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
who's ready for more Thyra??? surprise! a risky chapter 5 is now posted 😈 archiveofourown.org/works/437759... or start from the beginning: archiveofourown.org/works/437759...
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ChaosAndCrumpets @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Last drabble writer standing is gearing up for its 12th round! Its a weekly knock-out drabble comp usually lasting 9 weeks. I know there are loads of amazing drabblers here - hit me up if you'd like an invite to the discord! This round will be a dramione round, with the theme announced on wednesday!
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
food: hummus/pita season: east coast fall, west coast spring drink: changes weekly but rn homemade ginger ale color: orange game: currently obsessed with I was a teenage exocolonist and talking about it with anyone who'll let me (on my sixth??? replay) @ anyone else who also didn't get a tag lmao
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
"ohhhhh yes, how the Vanderbilt boy suffers" I am scREAMING
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
hello, gm, merry christmas eve to those who celebrate, here's another chapter of the podcast fic nobody asked for, hastily edited whilst hiding from my inlaws archiveofourown.org/works/598649...
DRACO: People talk, Granger. What do you want me to do about it?

HERMIONE: Again, I would like to point out that no one is forcing you to be here. I asked if you wanted to be included in the episode, and you showed up.

DRACO: You asked if I wanted to join you.

HERMIONE: Yes? As I said. I–

DRACO: I thought you wanted…I just mean. After the tournament, I guess I thought–

GINNY: Oooooh, I love where this is going.HERMIONE: Why are you so angry?

DRACO: Gee, Granger. That’s a tough one. Maybe because you lied? Maybe because of the misleading way you framed this? Maybe because–

HERMIONE: Did you come here to be combative?

DRACO: No! Did you invite me here just to humiliate me?

HERMIONE: Of course not! I invited you here to get your perspective . And instead you’ve been nothing but defensive since the moment you walked in here.

DRACO: Did you expect something different? Dragging me here under false pretenses–

HERMIONE: False pretenses ! Be so fucking for real right now.

GINNY: Hey! Guys! What if we started out by, I don’t know. Going through whatever information Hermione’s been given, to start?

DRACO: Has this “ investigation” been approved by Flint?

(Long beat of silence).

HERMIONE: Of course it has.

GINNY: Of course it hasn’t.

HERMIONE: Gin!

GINNY: I need you to be really clear when we’re supposed to lie, Hermione. I can never tell. You know that! I’m sorry! I’ll cut it, alright?
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Gold Banner on Red Background:

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
hello from the east coast and my first real snow in a decade, I am not being normal about this @ all
photo of snowy trees by a creek
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
omg this is so fun????
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magicalsydney✨ @magicalsydney.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
So remember this from last year??? Should we do it again?!
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
anyone up for spotify wrapped games?? or did we leave that behind with the other app? leave a number I'll leave you a song etc etc
header image from my "your tip songs 2024" playlist from spotify
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
don't mind me, just spending deeply normal amounts of time on spotify once again
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I do a monthly letterloop with my college group of friends (yes we are millennials ty) and this is the vibe every goddamn time the question was "is there an experience you think everyone should have at least once in their lifetime" why am I like this frfr
me: this is the most cop out answer but...no??? I feel like one of the most beautiful parts of the human experience is that every person is so deeply singular that individual experiences can't ever resonate universally. Unless we count like, intangible experiences. In which case I wish every person an opportunity to feel deeply connected to a community of people or something, whatever that looks like for them.

college friend: An escape room lol
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
bad photo, great s'more
picture of a s'more
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
video game introduction: I don't play a lot of games but I do play these games.....a lot lmao
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
book checkpoint thing!! ✧ last read: a novel story ✧ reading: someone who will love you in all your damaged glory ✧ last added to TBR: perfect fit by clare gilmore ✧ anticipated read: to nobody's surprise i'm really looking forward to great big beautiful life lol quote with yours! #booksky #books
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
holy shit there are so many more people here now hello and welcome etc etc !!!!!!
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Zee || Zeebee3 @zeebee3.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
drabble / #dramione pining, fake dating, teasing —— The shop is stowed out, hardly enough room to breathe let alone move. Her hand snakes back to find his shirtsleeve, tugging him close so she doesn’t lose him while weaving through the crowd. (1/16)
Fake dating Weasley’s wizard wheezes“You drive me crazy”
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
first bake of the new apartment was!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a success!!!! (I declare, having not yet tasted it)
a photo of apple crisp
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
cross post from the other site (are we tagging that??? idk the rules) REDACTED chapter three, in which our favorite podcast journalist goes on a bit of a field trip and finds herself in a rather compromising position. archiveofourown.org/works/598649... but first, we meet more of the team:
BLAISE: Who’s the dame?

HERMIONE: Sorry, the what?

THEODORE: Chick. Woman. Female. Girl.

DRACO: She’s just a reporter. Something the school is making us do for their stupid little investigation. Don’t talk to her.

THEODORE: The reporter?

DRACO: Not the reporter, just–

BLAISE: Was there another reporter?

DRACO: No, of course not, I just meant–

HERMIONE: I’m an interested third party here to document today’s proceedings.
THEODORE: Why can’t we talk to her? 

DRACO: Because I said so.

BLAISE: Is she dangerous?

THEODORE: She looks too small to be dangerous.

HERMIONE: Feel free to underestimate me. People have been doing it my whole life. Works out well for them, historically.

DRACO: Don’t talk to her.

THEODORE: It’s a four hour ride. On a yellow school bus. Like on television. You want me to ignore the only interesting thing happening here?HERMIONE: Have you never been on a bus before?

DRACO: Don’t answer that.

THEODORE: Whyever not?

DRACO: It’s a trick question.

HERMIONE: How could “have you been on a bus before” be a trick question?

DRACO: She’s asking if you’re rich.

THEODORE: I am rich. 

DRACO: STOP TALKING TO HER.

THEODORE: No, reporter girl, I’ve never been on a bus before. 

BLAISE: I’m also rich, if you’re taking a poll.

DRACO: SHE KNOWS THAT, DUMBASSES.
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ellie @ellieauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
are we doing #dhrwipwednesday here? for your consideration: a little untitled soc med project preview what could possibly go wrong when he's got an intentional and well thought out plan?
DRACO MALFOYS 7-STEP PLAN FOR POST WAR AMENDS
1. Learn everything there is to know about muggles
2. get the coveted muggle studies TA position 
3. apologize to everyone
4. commit to inter house unity and muggle-wizard relations
5. TBd
6. TBd
7. become a better person
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ChaosAndCrumpets @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Cross posting my weekly drabble prompts here if you want to drabble along with me every week. I have 10 of these - made by @ellieauthor.bsky.social who can in fact do anything.
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Anya ✨ @babeblox.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Come Hungry, An Aleksander/Alina/Matthias micro textfic/ Social Media AU for hungry souls 🥧 Aleksander and Matthias own a restaurant. Alina owns them both.
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