Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026When they finally cure whatever it is that allows me to spend $2k+ on my wife without a second thought while also not being able to spend $15 on something I actually really need… it’ll be over for you bitches. (I’m bitches) 000
Reposted by Elle | Sapphic Fiction AuthorKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The thing about the "Maduro is a brutal dictator to be sure" caveats is, what does that have to do with anything? Do you think the US military cares if someone is a brutal dictator? Are you nine? 240267
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Everyone saying it’s 2016 again realizing it’s actually 2002media.tenor.coma little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face . 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026To the people defending Schumer this week? How’s that feeling today? 020
Reposted by Elle | Sapphic Fiction AuthorTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/01/2026Lemon, 351764
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Live so that this is the reaction you solicit 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Since anything can happen, anything can happen. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It is embarrassing for Schumer and Gillibrand that a house member from a different state is swearing in Zohran right now. Be embarrassed. 110
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I feel like in 2016 we learned that this is the bad place and in 2024 it became abundantly clear that we are and have been the bad guys. 010
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Settle a debate for me. After he gets acquitted, should Luigi do: 1. Dancing With The Stars, 2. The Bachelor, or 3. Traitors? 010
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 30/12/2025This is a devastating loss for her family and friends and emblematic of thousands who have and will die because of this administration. 000
Reposted by Elle | Sapphic Fiction AuthorPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Boycotting Constitution Hall because the DAR won’t let Marian Anderson sing has costs. It may end opera. Is that worth it? By Megan McArdle, 1939 2574809712
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 30/12/2025My library card expired (who knew that was a thing…) and apparently I’ve trained myself to only sleep with an audio book running. I can’t even get tired without it. So… this is super fun. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025We watched State of the Union during our decades movie marathon and it could not be more relevant if it was made yesterday. Capra would be just as busy were he alive today… 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025People: Taylor actually hates her dad Taylor: *gives millions to heart health charities in his honor without saying anything* You bots are so dumb. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Libs: “They’re not going to come for the gays!” FDA: hold my unregulated beer 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025My wife and I are watching movie genres by the decade and tonight was romcom 1960s. We started the graduate and it was so second hand embarrassing we only made it like 25 minutes before we had to call it. Didn’t even get to a sex scene. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025They are going to Streisand Effect themselves right out of the White House and into the big house 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Having advanced pattern recognition is actually a curse. I hate being able to see the train coming and still having to get hit by it. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Hey, candidates? People are only reading the subject line of these emails you send (if that). Time to make them less meaningless clickbait and actually policy plans in 3-5 words 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Capra’s words from the 40s are just as true today as they were then… 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Just assume every black box is Trump. 000
Reposted by Elle | Sapphic Fiction Authorjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/12/2025rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2znwapo.stU.S. plans to stop recommending most childhood vaccines, defer to doctorsThe plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices. 14066831870
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Elise isn’t even running for governor anymore?? What the hell is the point of throwing your lot in with the devil if it always just ends up with you on the street, often on your ass? 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Please listen to this podcast miniseries that @maddow.bsky.social just put out. Beyond being masterful and timely (as she always is), the final 10 minutes are the most important call to action I’ve heard in a long time. 010
Reposted by Elle | Sapphic Fiction AuthorNew York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 18/12/2025To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care: I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care. Your health care is still legal and protected. I'll always fight for you. 210123682868
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 18/12/2025The self owns this administration keeps doing are actually incredible. I don’t think you could be this bad if you were trying to crash this country into the ground… 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 18/12/2025All of my contacts in gov adjacent worlds keep trying to interact with the gov like normal. I’m on a crusade to make them see the gov is essentially a cruel brick wall until at least Jan 2027. Focus your efforts elsewhere. 010
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Vanguard obsessively emailing me to invest my 401k. No. Go away. I will not be purchasing stocks in a bubble this big. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Zohran is drafting his team right now. Like. As a draft. I’m obsessed. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Walt is rolling over and over in his grave 010
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Obsessed with how Instagram runs to tattle on all the people I follow joining Meta AI (idk what that is). 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I’ve just invented a new form of government. Every three and half years, a random person is chosen in the country. They are evaluated by a set of binary characteristics (age, probability of being alive in 5 years, end of list). If in the right range for each question, that person is president. 100
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Erin and I decided to watching Christmas movies by the decade. 40s-2020s. 110
Reposted by Elle | Sapphic Fiction AuthorRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/11/2025The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer] 152114722859
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Let me tell you something. Do whatever the fuck you want exactly whenever the fuck you want. Here’s my thanksgiving turkey dog. 010
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025My cousin-in-law called me today with a “business question” and that’s all I want from this life 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025If there’s a hot millennial out there who wants to primary any of these senators, here’s a free campaign slogan: “Cringe, Not Corruption” 110
Reposted by Elle | Sapphic Fiction AuthorIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says. 187105911850
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I literally got married (again) last week but I just want to plan the next one immediately. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 11/11/2025My incredible Californian wife has lived on the east coast for ten whole years and still runs outside at the first snow. I’m obsessed with her. 010
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Thrilled that my marriage isn’t about to be overturned but every time this court does anything good it’s because they plan to do something super terrible so… forgive me for not celebrating just yet. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Hey Virginia! Time to bully Tim Kaine again! 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I’d rather my neighbor have affordable healthcare than my wife to get a paycheck. #holdtheline 030
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025They really didn’t count on millennials learning about Islam from Muslims instead of just trusting American propaganda… 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Zohran is a genius. He’s doing the action which implies the meaning instead of telling us the meaning. He’s literally showing us instead of telling us… that’s why he feels fictional, like I’m watching the movie of this life. Implying that the good buys always win. Making him inevitable. 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025He didn’t even take today off. He’s already posting about transparency on the transition… damn. Am I just used to old people? I’m shocked… 000
Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author @ellegrey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I’m obsessed with how each of these dems has to wait for the prior one to finish giving their victory speech. There’s a line. 010
