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elle gato

@elle-gato.bsky.social
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she/her and gettin' real silly with it

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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fartin hard or hardly fartin?
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i got a kirk in my rari
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 14/06/2026
"you can't change your sex" ok maybe YOU can't, but i can. now watch this drive.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 08/06/2026
it's literally so hard to be a boy with a fat ass and impossibly high standards
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
eating cookies and daydreaming of a better world
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
youre telling me a shrimp fried this pussy?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/05/2026
Repost this if history or math. I’m a teacher and I’m trying to show my students that history or math
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/05/2026
Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
*is pepsi ok voice* is pussy ok? chaser who ordered girlcoke: 🤬
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 22/03/2026
doomed yaoi at the leper colony
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
telegram girlie x telegram girlie problematic age gap yuri
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
scaries stories: penits for sale, never jorked.
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
does my yodle pass?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Deciding "in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well let's just say My peanits" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been humped by your Zoomer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
hitting the Yoinky Sploinky in the year of our lord is lowkey problematic
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
how many theys does it take to close the got dang refrigerator
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
its so sick and twisted that burgers never get to taste themselves why would god do this
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
bestie kinda sounds like boobs that are also testicles
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
italians are like if spaghetti was a real thing
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
they should come up with a water that you dont have to drink
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
im getting called transphobic for accidentally misgendering my dog
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
spaghetti is like if bisexuals were pasta
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
how can i tell if my dog is non binary
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
google dot com do any/alls wear different kindsa socks?
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
first they wrote a poem. i didn't get the point because i cant fucking read 😎
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
PSA for babies: people would take you more seriously if you smoked cigarettes 🫶
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Repeat after me: I am not sexier than Ronald Reagan. I am not sexier than Kash Patel. I am not sexier than Liz Cheney. I am not sexier than Noah Berlatsky. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be sexier than I am.
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
man who begins enriching uranium to escape the male loneliness epidemic
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Cishet people would rather do homework than go to therapy
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elle gato @elle-gato.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
you wouldn't know a cock if it got sucked by your mouth
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Brian "BoshNRoll" Coval @boshnroll.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
In one of my most-thrilling leagues in memory, I was tasked with porting #Premodern Replenish Combo-Control into #MTGLegacy AND given several cash bounties to unlock for doing cool stuff in the league. Don't miss this new video! #MTG buff.ly/3Q6ogA4
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Ashleeee 🌊🪭 @reactiveashley.cat · 05/02/2025
1/🧵 The Cass Review final report was quietly amended in December 2024, just before the permanent ban was announced, and it seems to have gone unnoticed. While most of the changes were minor and clerical, two of them were significant. Both changes relate to informed consent.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Unbeknownst to many, trans women have passed down a series of magical phrases that function as effective "reveal transmisogyny" spells. These include "I disagree," "No, that's not true" and, of course, the eldritch invocation "these are my boundaries."
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 14/12/2024
"You don't need to transition to be trans" has become the equivalent of "You can be gay without acting on homosexual urges". A sentiment that was supposed to be about inclusivity and welcoming people into our community has been cynically co-opted as an "affirming" basis to deny transition care.
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