Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 9hOn what planet should Pats/Bills be the noon game shown in Arkansas 000
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How many times have you called, @bluehogreport.bsky.social? #doxxcotton 040
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We're at Fassler Hall and let me tell you it does not look like a place for a GLP-1 user. Duck fat fries? I'll be on the toilet for days 100
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I knew he smelled good. A girl can tell. (Brad Pitt smells like weed and days-old b.o.) 010
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026DRUNK DRIVING IS BAD (but no more Tony Romo on CBS hurts me) (my sweet baboo made bad choices) 020
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comMegamind's Awkward 'Who Me?' MomentAlt: Megamind's Awkward 'Who Me?' Moment 091
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That Quikrete logo on the Braves' unis looks like an exhibit sticker. (I've been doing this job too long.) 010
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSo Be It Francesca BridgertonAlt: So Be It Francesca Bridgerton 120
Reposted by Lisamisty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you need me I'll be horizontally pretending I'm tired until I actually am. 0148
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It may be the 'tism talking but I don't understand how people just...forget things. Like, we dealt with this issue YESTERDAY. How can you not remember? 000
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Son: I found out what happened to my feeder. Me: what Son: 150
Reposted by LisaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 274128302111
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*adds to list of attorneys I can't trust with the truth*static.klipy.comB Scott Unrolls Long ListAlt: B Scott Unrolls Long List 030
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I completely forgot ol' Leslie existed until she slithered out of her cave and showed up at Buc-ee's. 111
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Clarkson's Oh No! ReactionAlt: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction 110
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I looked this up to confirm my memory of Chilli and y'all the TLC episode came out IN THE NINETEEN HUNDREDS.static.klipy.comMiriam Maisel & Susie Myerson: I Feel AncientAlt: Miriam Maisel & Susie Myerson: I Feel Ancient 030
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Lisa done BURN the house down!" -- Chilli from Behind The Music 1486
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Never has "bring my child to court to avoid having to go to jail" worked in the history of time, but yet 050
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you don't have a number but you can ... text them?static.klipy.comJamie Lee Curtis as Donna BerzattoAlt: Jamie Lee Curtis as Donna Berzatto 120
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dear Fashion: why with the ducks on everything this isn't Mack's Prairie Wings 010
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You know you're getting good work gos when it begins with "take me off speaker." 240
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comMarisha Ray and Liam O'Brien's Critical Role HugAlt: Marisha Ray and Liam O'Brien's Critical Role Hug 080
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME TOOOOOOO! I don't want Diet Coke, or Coke Zero, or whatever. Give me some high-fructose corn syrup or sugar or gtfo. 010
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My son had color-blocked Heelys like those Vans when he was about 10. You couldn't tell him nothing. 100
Lisa @ellceegee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was the opposite! Couldn't do algebra at all but geometry was a breeze because I could "see" a line or plane or a circle, etc in my mind. 272
