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@ellaorlando.bsky.social
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Opinions are not my own, and reflect BBC policy. Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.

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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Debate's over. Its bedtime
Ella is scrooge-maxxing, striped top, striped nap-cap. Candlelit, sublime, indefatigable. You should be in bed
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hokay, so, here's the earth
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Lone @lonelytiefling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MAHAA the French mcat is known for its sexcellency
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
French mutineers in 1917 depicted quoting the previous post. The 1917 mutinies saw French soldiers on the Western Front refuse to participate in offensive battles and have their lives wasted. 
It was also a moment of significant communist agitation and class solidarity among many French soldiers, who began to see their struggle as part of broader, historic class exploitation, rather than just conflict between nations.


Illustration: Mutiny in the French army on the Western Front, April-May 1917 (colour litho) by Job, pseudonym for Jaques Onfray de Breville.
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A musket ball exit wound would fix me i think
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck only 2 more days to finish the Guns of August before it goes off
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rip Stewart Lee, can't fucking believe you're gone too. What a fucking week.
Artistic, colourful mural of recently deceased celebrity Stewart Lee. Rising to fame in the 1990s, he is known for his stand up shows, including 'The Seige of Sarajevo'
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My Roman Empire:
Tim "You'll get the order of lenin for this captain" Curry in his Hunt for Red October costume
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Salvador Allende, September 1973. An AK47 laid out on the desk. Outside gunfire creeps closer. He opens one final letter in La Moneda. "Dear Legal Occupier, This is an official warning that we are carrying out an investigation of your address. There is no record of a TV licence at this property."
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♱ Teresa Sofia ♱🐇🍂 @sofiartworks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Zoinks! They killed everyone in Béziers, Scoob!
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maisie @maisie.dog · 01/08/2026
g’day there dedra, you haven’t been talking to the ghormans have ya mate?
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Ember @cake-or-death.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here we are again a year later
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Still making terrible decisions
Ammo box with 12 rounds of neatly arranged 7.62 GGG ammo in the foreground, the century range in the background.
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loki~ 🫩🫩🫩 (he/it) @loki.moe · 10/07/2026
Dyke March Post 2/? A delightful candid of @bvtchboots.bsky.social, @ellaorlando.bsky.social, @cake-or-death.bsky.social, and @creature.gay as well the asbestos crew (ella, ember, and violence) in hyde park after the march! 📷 Kosmofoto Direktor 250 / Chinon CS / Carl Zeiss Tessar 50mm f/2.8
a black and white photo of a number of dykes laughing jovially together in the park with a number of other dykes around in the crowd. 

From left to right we have 
- @bvtchboots.bsky.social wearing her bootblack international stole
- @ellaorlando.bsky.social clearly having just told some kind of joke or funny story. she's wearing ia delightful skirt and sleeveless crop top combo
- @cake-or-death.bsky.social looking absolutely stunning in her leather waistcoat, sports bra, baseball cap, and chest harness
- and finally we have my wonderful boyfriend @creature.gay in his gorgeous black leather waistcoat with his back mostly turned to the camera but still visibly laughing a black & white photo of @ellaorlando.bsky.social, @cake-or-death.bsky.social, and @creature.gay, aka the asbestos crew aka the asbesties now posing for the camera :)
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Ember @cake-or-death.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Asbesties after the Dyke March. Could never go to a march without @ellaorlando.bsky.social and @creature.gay, the two Tuffest dykes I know. 📸 @loki.moe Furthermore, Bring Back Asbrstos
A black and white photo of three leather clad dykes in a park, a crowed of other dykes behind them
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
French mutineers in 1917 depicted quoting the previous post. The 1917 mutinies saw French soldiers on the Western Front refuse to participate in offensive battles and have their lives wasted. 
It was also a moment of significant communist agitation and class solidarity among many French soldiers, who began to see their struggle as part of broader, historic class exploitation, rather than just conflict between nations.


Illustration: Mutiny in the French army on the Western Front, April-May 1917 (colour litho) by Job, pseudonym for Jaques Onfray de Breville.
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I was fucking cooking here
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Genuinely hope that my boss understands the damage they've done. When I took a picture of them telling John Raveman to "Tuff Off" they caused the tube to melt, and me and my girlfriend were stuck in a camera But then I listened to Chet Baker live at the REAL RACE CAR TRACK, and we are SO BACK 10/10
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Elizabeth Biggerdyke England and Wales, Census, 1891
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Depiction of the French mutinies of 1917, where disillusioned French soldiers, en masse, refused to die in pointless attacks and communists within the army made huge progress in establishing class consciousness. Also bottom text meme.
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Ember @cake-or-death.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That’s what you think
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♱ Teresa Sofia ♱🐇🍂 @sofiartworks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Thinking about her again....
Liesel Carritt, antifascist German volunteer in the Spanish Civil War, whose unhinged antics I dream of aspiring to.

Also idk about you but I find this kind of woman extremely hot
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"A mighty warlord from Transoxania has arrived on the Eastern borders of our maps, bringing with him a legacy of conquest that cannot be ignored." Are you Tuff enough? Thank you @creature.gay for the incredible picture.
Ella holds up the Tuffins card to Violence's camera, in the background she stands blurred and leather-bound. No one has ever looked this good.

Are you Tuff enough?
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This riot shield tastes funny
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Pea and ham? From a chicken?
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
youre laughing. a half sunk visage lies beside two trunkless legs of stone and you're laughing
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Youre telling me a de stoned this olive?
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Never miss an opportunity to advocate in favour of Brett Lee.
Your GF vs Australian bowler from the naughties, Brett Lee. Your GF keeps you entertained for 20 minutes, provides tou with affection, complains about hard exams, complains about your weetabix intake, hides behind emotional barriers, constantly challenges your decisions, and has only ever heard of Shane Warne.

By contrast Bret Lee: keeps you entertained for 5 days, provides you with 15okm/h line and length, completed 75 international tests with ease, wants to know how many weetabix you do, plunders barriers with inspiration ginger yorkers, forcing LBW, rarely needs to use the DRS, and is sti4ll lobbying for a Shane/Lee comeback.


I love Brett Lee (he may be terrible i dont really know the man)
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Ed Milliband, from the famous "are you tough enough" interview, except in this universe, he is confronted by the existence of Tuffins, which no man has yet survived.
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
British trans women are trained to put their empty magazines directly into the bra pouch when reloading
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The soil is thirsty
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Jeremy Paxman, from the famous 'are you tough enough' interview that plunged Britian into fascism for the foreseeable future, brandishing a Tuffins Loyalty card
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
How you'll catch me and the boys moving, right now and every day
Early 1960s, 40y/o West Coast garbage men, traumatized by the war, march into a sea of fog to rescue a car sunk at the bottom of a swimming pool, holding their shovels as if bayonets are fixed
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm Early-1960s-WestCoast-40y/o-garbageman-traumatisedduringthewar-carryinghis shovellikeabayonet-marchingintoaseaoffoamtorescueasunkencarfromaSwimmingPool- maxxing rn
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ah fuck my melon,, its been fucking whirled
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Can confirm they're absolutely fucking unbearable. Its like woke faggot Top Gear. I love them so much
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I have no mouth and i must scream but I'm also a caterpillar cake.
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I just want to lie on my back and have a little opera singer to stand on my chest whilst I scream "DANMARK" over and over. dms are open
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Pleasant Chesty United States, Civil War Soldiers Index, 1861-1865
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You're whirling my..... melon man
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A cadre of chuffed dad's from the Classic 2018 Chuffed Dad song. Featuring Broden Kelly and the extra who plays the gun store owner in 'Nitram' 2021 which shows the run up to the 1996 Port Arthur massacre. I guess my point is fat people are incredibly hot.
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A Kentish Word-bot @kentishwordbot.eurosky.social · 09/03/2026
MOAN, sb. A basket, used for carrying chaff or roots for food; and for unloading coals. (See Maun, Maund.)
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A Kentish Word-bot @kentishwordbot.eurosky.social · 04/03/2026
CLOUT [klout] (1) sb. A blow with the palm of the hand. 'Mind what ye'r 'bout or I will gie ye a clout on the head.' (2) A clod, or lump of earth, in a ploughed field.
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Dont tell me that Chip the Wolf didnt have a serious breakfast problem, that he didnt kick until Pete the Golden Nugget man paid for his rehab
Chip the Wolf stands in a chemical-induced haze. He is surrounded by friends, but only sees cookies, for breakfast no less.

Arrows point to the Wolf, showing all the dangerous effects of cookie addiction, including an unnaturally long nose, and additionalnstrain on the heart. Luckily, Chipnhas a big heart, and an even bigger support network.
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
She's me. I'm her
Ruined washing machine in a field in front of a refuse skip. It is labelled 'Mandy'. Never have I felt more seen or aptly represented by a metaphor or environmental storytelling.
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A Kentish Word-bot @kentishwordbot.eurosky.social · 08/02/2026
FAGS [fagz], FAGGS, interj. adv. A cant word of affirmation; in good faith; indeed; truly. Shakespeare has: 'I' fecks' = in faith, in Winter's Tale, act i. sc. 2, where we see the word in process of abbreviation.
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Accidental 90 minute non-verbal murder mystery/breakfast/workout themed clown routine
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Looks like Asbestos, tastes like it too! But its a breakfast cereal!
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CCCPTSD @ellaorlando.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Storming the Reichstag and unfurling an enormous, blood-soaked banner on the roof that reads: "Liberal Democrats - Winning Here"
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