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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to be fair it wasn’t ever a real band. I liked this incarnation tho. even when he was making that record and was not even a dude you saw out at shows much less a known musician, he always seemed like he knew he was a big deal (complimentary). he had the courage of his convictions
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember going to the weird shed in his backyard where he was making that record. sacto really had a deep twee bench in the olden times. it’s heartening to see the youth digging it
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
babe your links are broken, we want to click them
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he is 17 and he’s earned the right to walk however he needs to
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I gave my dog a haircut that has inadvertently heightened his jimothyness
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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 25/09/2026
if i were cher would start a think tank called the cheritage foundation
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s a buck more here in CA !
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I tried to buy tickies to the stevie wonder songs in the key of life concert in inglewood this morning and there were over 600,000 people in the queue before me!
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
its actually rude to leave those seats empty.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
saw malkmus play solo last night and halfway through I saw some friends with front row center seats leave (health reasons). yes I did steal those seats before they were cold. yes he’s still hot.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they took revenge and made little squirrley chew marks on one small area of this deer antler he’s holding. I have no idea what that meant to him but he abandoned the antler forever under their tree after that
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
old photo of my dear dog friend looking like a pirate. this was during the era where he was trying to threaten the squirrels by leaving weapons and dismembered toys at the bottom of their tree.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they would never let a bunch of weirdos do bad melodrama with real guns in an unsafe, hastily reconstructed bunch of stolen historic buildings at the state fair these days lol
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is a pic of the dead estate sale guy (3rd from left) and his Wild West dramatic troupe at the ca state fair 1971. they dismantled some old buildings in the sierras, put them up at the fair & performed. the hot guy in the noose is an antique dealer who is 80 yrs old and told me he was well hung
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this guys chapter, sacto, #5, was DISBANDED BY CLAMPER HQ FOR DOING BAD STUFF. this boggles the mind. like it must have been sooooooo bad.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There were ancient empty tin boxes that once held blasting caps for mining. Dude also loved military surplus so I could see him having like a case of old hand grenades and cases of blasting caps in the garage. he just keeps on being a freak even from beyond the grave
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the dead guy, who’s estate sale I’ve been going to for over a month was such a character. He was a clamper (look up ‘e clampus vitus’ if u don’t know) and a gold/silver rush history freak. just got this update from one of his neighbors:
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
she has joined the angel band
Dolly Parton and her hot husband sitting on a couch in the late 60s, looking amazing
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
diamonds from costco
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if I could I would put a curse on everybody here that they would never sell anything for more than they paid for it ever again. people who only exist to flip shit are a scourge
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the 30 something pervert in front of me is wearing giant acid wash jeans, the pervert glasses that film people, worlds dumbest chin beard/mustache and he keeps twitching like he’s got an alien about to bust outta him
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
im the only woman in line at the pervert estate sale
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the cool old movie theatre that I used to work at is cashless these days cause traditionally there was a poor kid tax scraped off the top. I just give it to them in cash directly now
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the reptile expo of my mind
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a matching set, with the garrote, for the hoes.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
they want everything to look like a prison ?
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Millicent Rodgers strikes again. The most stylish woman with dough
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
that man bun lame guy with the huskies doesn’t pick up their shit either.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this little bastard burned down hundreds of buildings and then everybody just had to deal with him for the rest of his life like ‘yah he’s always been a piece of shit‘
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
seasons of a woman’s life
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ee-ree-knee?
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
nope we are having a full on crisis here (for like several years now)
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got cancelled because of a fire? (I found reference to a fire in 1880) a bunch of my neighbors got cancelled for trees too close to house but the trees were camellias less than 12 ft tall. some evil neighbors cut them down. everyone else got fair plan and l8r got insurance broker to find policy
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
endless training webinars day 8, things are getting racy
a drawing of two air conditioning ducts anthropomorphized with open vent for head and arms. one on left is clutching its coat closed. It is labeled “concealed ducts”. the one on right is holding its coat open like a flasher, revealing its bare ductwork. It is labeled “exposed ducts”
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the day I saw my first tarantula hawk dragging a stunned tarantula to its lair was the day I learned about this guy. what a crazy head
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Lord Chief Justice @lordchiefjustice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
MATMOS in San Francisco this SATURDAY! Come see us at Gray Area! We will play some unusual stuff, which I guess in itself is not unusual?
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
103 degrees is not so bad if you just lie down and don’t move from 5-7:30pm
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
had breakfast lunch and dinner at the buddhist festival today
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Victoria Haddock @vickyhaddock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Austrian-born American fashion designer Rudi Gernreich was born #OnThisDay in 1922. He designed this Tzaims Luksus ivory satin cocktail dress printed with a pattern of orange triangles in 1966. Modelled by Gernreich's muse Peggy Moffitt. Sold by Kerry Taylor Auctions. #fashionhistory
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
today the art history game pulled a bunch of shit like ‘oh sorry you are wrong it’s a 1st century ROMAN COPY of a 4th c. greek statue‘ I was robbed
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
(very sweaty weather, I’m lying on a white bed in a white room in my chonies quietly waiting for the mosquitoes to land on me so I can kill them) my brain: 🎵 blood stealer! mosquito removal ma-shee-e-een!
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think it’s the lower element of a two part earring? this isn’t quite right but something like this?
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my weird gift is that people will tell me their deepest secrets, their hidden sorrows, they will tell me everyyyything.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
me after second day of new job : what day is it? thursday?
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
but it does give them the ability to look mopey right in the center of the room where these delicate flowers of men belong lol
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
old sac is a part gold rush era/part fake tourist zone created during evil “urban renewal”. theres this bar there called fanny annes, completely filled with dusty old timey shit, decaying taxidermy, gogo boots nailed to the walls, old carriages hanging in stairwells. I’m doing that to my house
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i got him a present
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was raised in a godzilla fearing household
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
same and they look like lotus seeds and they seem nefarious lol
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