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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I gave my dog a haircut that has inadvertently heightened his jimothyness
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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 25/09/2026
if i were cher would start a think tank called the cheritage foundation
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I tried to buy tickies to the stevie wonder songs in the key of life concert in inglewood this morning and there were over 600,000 people in the queue before me!
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
saw malkmus play solo last night and halfway through I saw some friends with front row center seats leave (health reasons). yes I did steal those seats before they were cold. yes he’s still hot.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
old photo of my dear dog friend looking like a pirate. this was during the era where he was trying to threaten the squirrels by leaving weapons and dismembered toys at the bottom of their tree.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is a pic of the dead estate sale guy (3rd from left) and his Wild West dramatic troupe at the ca state fair 1971. they dismantled some old buildings in the sierras, put them up at the fair & performed. the hot guy in the noose is an antique dealer who is 80 yrs old and told me he was well hung
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the dead guy, who’s estate sale I’ve been going to for over a month was such a character. He was a clamper (look up ‘e clampus vitus’ if u don’t know) and a gold/silver rush history freak. just got this update from one of his neighbors:
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
she has joined the angel band
Dolly Parton and her hot husband sitting on a couch in the late 60s, looking amazing
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
diamonds from costco
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if I could I would put a curse on everybody here that they would never sell anything for more than they paid for it ever again. people who only exist to flip shit are a scourge
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
im the only woman in line at the pervert estate sale
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the reptile expo of my mind
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this little bastard burned down hundreds of buildings and then everybody just had to deal with him for the rest of his life like ‘yah he’s always been a piece of shit‘
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
seasons of a woman’s life
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
endless training webinars day 8, things are getting racy
a drawing of two air conditioning ducts anthropomorphized with open vent for head and arms. one on left is clutching its coat closed. It is labeled “concealed ducts”. the one on right is holding its coat open like a flasher, revealing its bare ductwork. It is labeled “exposed ducts”
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Lord Chief Justice @lordchiefjustice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
MATMOS in San Francisco this SATURDAY! Come see us at Gray Area! We will play some unusual stuff, which I guess in itself is not unusual?
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
103 degrees is not so bad if you just lie down and don’t move from 5-7:30pm
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
had breakfast lunch and dinner at the buddhist festival today
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Victoria Haddock @vickyhaddock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Austrian-born American fashion designer Rudi Gernreich was born #OnThisDay in 1922. He designed this Tzaims Luksus ivory satin cocktail dress printed with a pattern of orange triangles in 1966. Modelled by Gernreich's muse Peggy Moffitt. Sold by Kerry Taylor Auctions. #fashionhistory
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
today the art history game pulled a bunch of shit like ‘oh sorry you are wrong it’s a 1st century ROMAN COPY of a 4th c. greek statue‘ I was robbed
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
(very sweaty weather, I’m lying on a white bed in a white room in my chonies quietly waiting for the mosquitoes to land on me so I can kill them) my brain: 🎵 blood stealer! mosquito removal ma-shee-e-een!
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my weird gift is that people will tell me their deepest secrets, their hidden sorrows, they will tell me everyyyything.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
me after second day of new job : what day is it? thursday?
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
old sac is a part gold rush era/part fake tourist zone created during evil “urban renewal”. theres this bar there called fanny annes, completely filled with dusty old timey shit, decaying taxidermy, gogo boots nailed to the walls, old carriages hanging in stairwells. I’m doing that to my house
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i got him a present
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was raised in a godzilla fearing household
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@outposts.bsky.social estate sale this weekend contains the forbidden expired and probably heat damaged good stuff lol
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
in the security line at the fair we saw some costume nerd kids. one (a wizard) was trying to get in with a 6ft wooden staff. hours later we were in a line with his friends, so we asked if he got in. they said he had to put it back in the car and ‘god forbid a man gets in with his mobility device’
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
no more smoothgroined cryptids, this is the high protein forest
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the kids craft competition at the fair was filled with great work
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
gov gav? a clinton/gov gav hybrid? it says ‘don’t poke the bear‘ but does punching the bear in the head count as poking? state fair craft competition.
a California state fair craft entry, adult division- a small knitted or maybe also crocheted governor gavin newsom doll in a navy blue suit holding an American flag, maybe punching the knitted ca state golden bear sitting next to him in the head.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
saw this queen lunge at a toddler holding an ice cream cone
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
enjoying an ice cold co-op burrito on a hot day
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
thinking about cleaning the house. not doing it but I could start any second
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the air outside is doing that marvelous thing where it feels like it’s caressing you. or maybe it’s like swimming in the perfect temperature river. nothing could be nicer
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love the art history game and I also love that you can only play it once a day. this is the best use of my degrees yet lol. got top 6% today
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I accidentally did a crazy thing at pilates and did a bunch of push-up plank to pikes with nooooo springgggg just gonna take a bunch of advil and hope for the best
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the new ebay terms of service say they don’t have to show you all the things that should pop up in your search, that they can choose what you see. this is pure evil
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
having like 10 million pairs of the same (discontinued) garden clogs that all seem to be dark green dark blue or dark brown can lead to pulling an unintentional shoe-pas, the dreaded oh shit my shoes don’t match. yes I noticed this about a mile into the dog walk today.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
once again glad that antibiotics work. I’m back in action
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
spent Tuesday stumping the urgent care dudes with my strange assemblage of symptoms. tick bite on left shoulder, left tonsil and throat very angry, left ear maybe infected, left side of neck hurting. Oh yah, maybe a sinus infection. wtf. camping for three days did this to me lol
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
simple pleasures: I love the way diamond dave calls eddie, Edward
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
6 pointer in mendo ! we are rocking a bit here
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
practicing my sabrina carpenter set for karaoke tomorrow night. singing part is good but I have no moves. 0% moves! omg what do I do lol
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
a friend just accidentally said ‘open casket wedding’ and I think thats when you get married over age 65.
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
stuck on a bank of lockers from SF‘s Crocker bank. its at a antique mall. you can’t argue with the dead’s graphic design in the 70s its got presence
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
whole house fan time for grown folks
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
dirtwood moss is the name and picking up rocks is my game
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the ancient children’s gambling shack at the festa hall took a hit from a giant tree limb. miraculously the lower branches broke the impact. the old people who chainsawed it up and hauled it away said the shack was protected by the holy ghost 👻 ok, whoever saves my shack is cool with me
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hella crops @ellac.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
cutting my hair 11:30 am - just getting right down to it lopping off two inches, this is gonna be a fast trim! 12 pm - just evening it out, looks great! oh what’s that long piece in the back doing? 2:30pm - please help me to put down these scissors.
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