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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻

@eljayvee.bsky.social
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Wife. Mom. Cat mom. Great Dane wrangler. Eeyore fan. Science believer. One of millions of owners of Canada #ElbowsUp #NeverVoteConservative

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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 3h
I won’t say what I’m really thinking because I want the robots to go easy on me when they take over.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 7h
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It really could be that simple.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They do love to blow shit up.
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Sctv Farm Film Report
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Nope
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Faruq Says It's Robot Fighting Time on BattleBots
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it weren’t for the whole religion-is-terrible thing, Leo might’ve been the one who brings me back to the Catholic fold.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s stronger than he looks.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s pathetic and embarrassing.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So sick of old white men.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
N.I.C.E. Be more like Canada 🇨🇦
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you for your service 🫡
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Chris Conti @chriscontiphoto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey legal and finance Bluesky: I just got a court notice of a class action trial verdict against Elon Musk for manipulating the stock price of Twitter in 2022. If you sold shares (or bought puts or sold calls) from May-Oct 2022, you can get some of Elon Musk's money. Here are the docs.
Court-ordered class action lawsuit trial verdict notice informing individuals of a jury verdict against Elon Musk entitling individuals who sold Twitter stock (and/or bought put options or sold call options) during the period of May-October 2022 that they are entitled to monetary compensation due to the trial verdict finding that Musk illegally manipulated the stock price of Twitter.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why? Because the regime keeps telling its cult that it’s raining while it’s pissing on them. They’ll believe everything they’re told to own the woke libs.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How?! Just shut it down!
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every adjective he uses against someone — crazy, sleepy, low-IQ — is always projection.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I aspire to the self-confidence of such mediocre men. Not what they’re doing, but how they’re convinced they know what they’re doing.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they’re such god-fearing people, maybe they should take this as a sign not to do it anymore.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And they’ll be required to do worse and worse.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This does not boggle the mind of anyone who’s not American.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CPC: Canadian Pearl-Clutchers
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god, look at those dimples! How are people so terrible to someone so innocent?
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ms_intexas @msintexas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tom And Jerry Tom
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy fuck, they’re all so relentlessly stupid.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry you have to deal with those clowns, but thank you for the reaction meme you birthed!
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, he can call the shit that he posts “Super Intelligence.” The rest of us will continue to use the term “Artificial Intelligence.”
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He has no business labeling anything intelligent.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Then trump’s ambASSador can also get the fuck out of Canada. What a bunch of juvenile pricks.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is little intelligence in that party. Super or otherwise.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’ve summed up the entire regime in one sentence.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s every sane person watching this.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Privileged men have always been a fraternity. Y’all don’t need a few Greek letters and an old house.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He needs to be removed and it don’t care if it’s the lawmakers or his Maker. I’m so sick of him.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are utterly shameless.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“60 days?”
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Austin Powers Says Whoopty Doo
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A rapid unscheduled disassembly.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A fairy tale, just like the Bible he believes in so strongly.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TBF, they’re not doing anything.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Koolaid is starting to wear off?
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would expect nothing less of him.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re the Gork Whisperer, aren’t you?
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not Matlock?
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I suggested that very thing to my husband when he wondered why no one is stopping trump.
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Breaking Bad Walter White
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Man Reacts: Brother Ew What Is That
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck Jill Stein. Coulda had Hillary had she not split the vote.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
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ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻 @eljayvee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The way they twist themselves into pretzels to justify their abhorrent behaviour is actually quite impressive.
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