iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

💙 Tiefling mug is claimed! 💙 I guess we like races AND classes. Dragonborn and Bard mugs on the way.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The Wizard mug got bought though - I have to assume that is a vote in favor of D&D classes over races.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I updated my Etsy on Friday and I am DEVASTATED to report that neither the “Game Master” nor “Tiefling” mugs have been claimed. I guess I’m the only one who prefers playing Tiefling characters. And the GMs’ choices remain mysterious as usual.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Never tell someone that you think they look like someone else. 90% of the time it’s insulting, and 10% of the time it is incorrect.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I have never seen animals communicate “I want you to come sit next to me” by patting a seat, and yet they understand it when we do it to them. I have to assume they just don’t like us like that.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

What to get the romance smut lover in your life for Valentines Day? How about some handmade pottery from me - BooberryJones.Etsy.com!

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I have to imagine that Bari Weiss grew up with a poster of Les Moonves on her wall - so every night before bed she could point at it and whisper “someday I’m gonna be just like you, and completely ruin CBS.”

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Seeing tons of available parking around Los Angeles today - in places where it’s usually very hard to find. That seems promising. Anecdotal but promising. #generalstrike

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Doing the right thing can sometimes feel scary and lonely. Doing the right thing when you are surrounded by other people with your values, who trust and respect you - not scary or lonely. Seek out the people you need, and treat them well when you find them.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The pain and ecstasy of living in Hollywood.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I accidentally got confirmation about a celebrity gossip rumor that has not been publicly confirmed yet and being a respectful adult about it is KILLING ME. Let people have private lives… but also I FOUND THE CLUES AND FIGURED OUT A THING!! Ugh, you know?!? Anyway, back to living in a horror show.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

If it walks like a Nazi and it talks like a Nazi, it’s a fucking Nazi. Even if makes really good banana bread.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Look, if you already know that giggly pony-loving grandmas can be passionate neo-Nazis too, then The Necessary Conversation has nothing of note to teach you.

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I spent the last year writing a book about the ridiculous demands of what it means to be masculine. But a guy who takes care of people who served our country, asks a woman “are you ok?” When she is in distress and looks out for his vulnerable neighbors seems like a pretty good role model for a man.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It has never been more clear that community and solidarity are what keep people safe, and ICE as an institution is an obstacle to public safety.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

And now again I leave the internet and go find people in real life to be with. I suggest you do the same. See a friend, go be nice to the bodega guy, go to a protest, improve your own community. It won’t fix the country but it helps make us each feel repaired and connected enough to keep fighting.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Yup. Thats why I felt like I at least needed to acknowledge it somewhere. Feeling fucked up and bad about it - all of it - is CORRECT! If you’re having a hard time with it, your brain is working right.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

It isn’t the fault of creators - it is not wrong for people to post with an expectation of a certain amount of normalcy in the world - but it is very unsettling to see reports of another horrific ICE execution sandwiched in between ads and shopping hauls. Just the algorithm displaying the dystopia.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Yes, this should be obvious. But folks, you’d be surprised!

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Finding fault or shitting on other people’s ideas is not what makes you valuable on a team - finding ways for other people’s ideas to succeed is. So if you see a risk or obstacle, the next move is to figure out how to overcome it.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Did I post this because I accidentally found our video on Letterboxd when I was looking for responses to “Stoker”? Yes, I did. Obviously! Please don’t tell Hasbro.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I know I am jinxing something here, but thank you to everyone who has said nice things about the Lorwyn Eclipsed music video (that I wrote.) The response from humans has been really nice, which helps a lot when you feel like you’re constantly up against AI slop! youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ?...

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A Boggart Ballad | Lorwyn Eclipsed Official Trailer | Magic: The Gathering

YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

A guy friend of mine has started referring to his own forgetfulness as “perimenopause by proxy” and THAT IS QUALITY ALLYSHIP.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

So weird that my cat and dog feel like *they* can fight over the ownership of the couch THAT I BOUGHT BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN BORN. Like, you guys don’t even GO here.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I’ll check him out - I always like getting your book recs!

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The problem is not that Stephen King is still shooting Boomer references into the zeitgeist like a fire hose - that’s what he is supposed to be doing. That’s his shit! The problem is we have no other populist literary juggernauts that rival him. Maybe it’s you! Maybe it’s me! Go write a book & see!

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Just watched the new episode of The Pitt after binging the entire first season in one setting while I had the flu this week. So now we just… wait? A whole week? You guys watch each season over FIFTEEN WEEKS?? That’s ridiculous. I feel like my heroin dealer just handed me an Advil.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Re-engaging with reality now that I’m finally able to stay awake for most of the day and I gotta say: current reality vs Broadchurch - kind of prefer Broadchurch.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I’ve had the flu all week. Here are the TV shows that I binged & how much they fucked me up: Heated Rivalry - (rewatch) fucked me up 0%, good time. The Pitt - fucked me up 20-50%, very stressful but doctors seem competent. Broadchurch - 100% fucked up. Gripped by dread. Nothing will ever be ok.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

One of my favorite projects from last year is finally out today! I wrote this video and song for Wizards Of The Coast and the Jim Henson Company - two great companies that taste great together! So much fun to work with so many great artists. youtu.be/TG1mJ7zpi10

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Return to the Land of Light and Shadow | Lorwyn Eclipsed Debut

YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I can’t believe we got Simp Text Adventure Robots before we got digital cameras that can take well-lit photos of people with different skin tones in the same frame.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I wish there was a Sick Store, so when you’re sick you can just order the cold/flu package and they send over tissues, a heating pad, homemade soup and ginger tea.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Those are great. I’ve just been calling it “The Horny Gay Hockey Show”

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Private message to freaks like me: The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Finished a 7 season rewatch of Nurse Jackie today, starting The Pitt now. This is gonna be ok, right? It’s not like a TV speedball?

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

If you’ve found yourself viewing men, or white people, or straight people as the default - the “cheese pizza” if you will, and every other kind of person else is just some kind of variety of toppings on it, I beg you to take a class or something this year. Go on a journey. Get smarter. It’ll be fun!

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

When I see a shitty person I know becoming really successful online I like to lay back and enjoy the “tick tick tick tick” before that first big drop.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

“BOooo! BOOOOOO!!!” She cries to the empty room, repeatedly jamming the “skip recap” option.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Folks, you have to understand - she was waiting for it to get good! (Over 6 hours, in a single sitting.) Because I ERRONEOUSLY told her it good! She definitely wasn’t slamming that “NEXT EPISODE” button, while sweating and shaking a vigorous thumbs down to everyone in her empty apartment.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I got a new haircut the day the US invaded Venezuela and no one mentioned it on the news :(

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I have become the unnecessary unofficial street team for Heated Rivalry. I’m less proud of the dozen or so people I have recommended it to who came back obsessed - the real point of pride is the one who RANTED to me about what TRASH it is & how she couldn’t BELIEVE she watched every single episode.😏

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Walking the dog on a rainy New Years Eve in Los Angeles, seeing everyone’s giant TVs through their windows, replaying Heated Rivalry.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Every time I hear reports about Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie being out and about in Los Angeles I worry, because remember how they had to remove the Jack Sparrow walk-around character from Disney World because he kept being groped by horny moms? Stay safe fellas.

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

2026 top trend— Out: Bittersweet Symphonies In: Honey Mustard Rags

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Don’t forget to check inside your shoes before you put them on, because what if there is a great big crunchy spider in there?

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