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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Asking my dad (70) how he feels about being older than the pope (69): "Well, it's time to hand things off to the younger generation."

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

They should announce the new pope by having all the losing cardinals exit onto the balcony one by one until the final big reveal

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

any celebrity who shows up to the #MetGala tonight without their spiel about black men's fashion 👏 prepped 👏 and ready to go needs to fire their management team immediately.

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

@mta.info can you explain why the shuttle busses that was supposed to take me from the Newkirk Plaze Q to Atlantic (4 stops) wound its way through Brooklyn & took an hour to get to its location? And when when someone complained the driver said "I drive where I want. You don't like it, take an uber"?

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

so much neck-up body horror in the super bowl commercials tonight

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

you know the one traumatic thing Outlander was missing was accidental incest, but now we can tick that off the list

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Outlander spent like 3 episodes hyping up that all the characters were going to Valley Forge, making me fear they were all going to freeze/starve to death during the cold, miserable winter. And then it just... skipped Valley Forge entirely.

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I've been using the same start word for almost 3 years and it finally paid off Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

apparently Netflix has a "Bridgerton Yule Log" that's supposed to be the fireplace in the Bridgerton sitting room. But it's clearly AI, everything is a little off. and the AI further beefed it because there are wall sconces and a candelabra that have light bulbs in them. in the 1810s living rooms.

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Chinese bots are hacking our texts and Facebook and Whatsapp are down globally, so we're moving the group chat to carrier pigeon

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I'm obsessed with this. Give it to me please.

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Earl of Minto GCB PC @sammysmoot1212.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

"Just hand over the figgy pudding and no one gets hurt." - Deck The Halls (abridged)

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Hot scruffy men with mysterious pasts grumpily adopting incorrigible children is the go-to formula for Disney+ Star Wars shows. And so far it has yet to fail. #skeletoncrew

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

An NBC article just broke the news that Luigi Mangione "once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins." Among Us. The article is talking about college seniors playing Among Us in 2020. 🤣

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

are there any Brooklyn people on here who know how/where to find nearby Christmas tree lots? I'm in Flatbush/Ditmas Park and I need to figure out where to get my tree. New Yorkers, help!

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

hot assassin is actually a red-pilled dudebro. :( Who could have guessed that the murderer would get milkshake ducked?

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

does it bother anyone else that this graphic uses an entirely different brown pallette from the actual color?

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

every episode of Bad Sisters has me screaming at my tv

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Ladies, this is your yearly reminder that if your husband isn't filling your Christmas stocking give me his number & I will call him to explain that he needs to GROW THE FUCK UP AND START PULLING HIS OWN WEIGHT IN THIS HOUSE OR THE ONLY THING HE'LL BE OPENING ON CHRISTMAS MORNING ARE DIVORCE PAPERS.

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I am once again begging parents of young children to NOT start the Elf on the Shelf tradition. You are pressuring other parents to have to spend time and money on this. Plus the ambiguity / intangibility of the Santa myth fuels children's imaginations. Why force it into a physical, commercial form?

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Dave @denverwaxfiend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving! RIP Alice Brock Arlo Guthrie - Alice’s Restaurant #NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity #vinyl

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

my father is complaining that they show too many commercials during the parade, my brother is taking 2 hours to cut and season some potatoes while grumbling that he doesn't know why we only let him do one thing for dinner, & the 1st floor bathroom sink is leaking. Thanksgiving is right on schedule.

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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Helpful reminder that just because Disney markets Mufasa as a film "blending live-action filmmaking techniques with photoreal computer-generated imagery," no one else needs to buy into that bullshit. It's a computer-animated sequel no one needed to a computer-animated remake no one needed.

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Sara Nović @novicsara.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Hey, should we be, like, downloading the Library of Congress or something?

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

is there a joint costume design / cinematography award we can give to someone for the number of shots of Jonathan Bailey in those pants? #wicked

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I was BLOWN AWAY by the Wicked movie. Absolutely stunning and flawless! And this is coming from a certified judgy #theatrekid

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

why are ai clickbate photos already invading Bluesky? I'm so tired of people commenting "so cute!" on obvious ai images of baby animals that Do Not look like that in real life

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It's happening! It's raining in New York! I thought this day would never come!

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The wild thing about the bottom-dwellers who are spewing hate at Sarah McBride is that she is one of the nicest, smartest, and most dedicated public servants you'll ever meet. They're choosing to get into a mud-slinging battle with a woman with poise, grace, and kindness beyond their understanding.

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drew updates @drewupdates.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them

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Mischief cats @mischiefcats.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Live action "how to train your dragon" looks really good 🐉🐈‍⬛

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

yep. we were all just begging for a shot for shot remake where Toothless is just slightly less cute

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

so who are people following on here? give me suggestions for anything smart, funny, interesting...

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elizakaylee.bsky.social @elizakaylee.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I'm tired. I'm sad. I'm scared. I'm pissed. And I don't know where we go from here.

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