Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 29/07/2026I just turned off fourteen separate categories of email notifications and I feel like I walked out of hell after being stuck in a bargain with the devil. 150
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 28/06/2026Start your tbr with Decomposition Book, and then check out the list below! 030
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 03/03/2026It's @saramcclarinet.bsky.social's birthday today! To celebrate, preorder her book here: www.harpercollins.com/products/dec... OR Buy your ticket for the book launch at the the Strand rare book room on May 21! Sara Van Os + Rachel Harrison: Decomposition Book www.eventbrite.com/e/sara-van-o... 051
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 11/01/2026Finished the last of the buttons on yet another knit for my wife - a vest she can wear to work to keep her warm when the heat goes out. 1120
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 24/12/2025One of the kids in the choir picked this out for me for Christmas because "ms van os likes hats" 1120
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 18/12/2025have you preordered your copy(ies)? 👁️ 👁️ www.harpercollins.com/products/dec... 030
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 23/11/2025As a person with eleventyhundred jobs I have to take an unbelievable number of HR training courses and I just wasn't prepared for one as I got into my uber. 020
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 22/11/2025We've reached a fragile agreement on the treatment of the tree this year. Is she trustworthy? No. 2130
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 10/11/2025It's not a photo but I think it fits the prompt 01192
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 09/11/2025Literally words cannot express how proud I am of @saramcclarinet.bsky.social. I have seen this book go from concept to this moment and it's such a special thing to be a part of this process. 081
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 31/10/2025And fuck your "we commissioned a study to prove the marathon brings economic benefit because do you know who is actually getting all that fucking money? It's certainly not the working class of New York who are deeply inconvenienced and harassed by all of you fucking fucks. 020
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 31/10/2025First of all, fuck you and this letter in my building you KNOW this is a massive inconvenience and you don't even say thank you you useless organization. 120
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 20/10/2025A new favorite thanks @saramcclarinet.bsky.social 081
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 13/10/2025this dog absolutely put on his photo face for me and I love him so much for it 2100
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 26/09/2025Feeling like a dick because it's a two cat at the vet day and Stella hates travel with a passion 030
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 19/09/2025More aesthetic pics will come later when I can get my wife to model, but my year long knitting project is finally finally done, last button sewn on moments ago - this is the Tri-Cable Stitch Jumper by Susan Crawford Vintage, Anyi Amano Yarns in Cedar 5014. 4232
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 02/09/2025Behold my StudentID photo from like 2005. Unbelievable that this is still sitting in a server someplace. 030
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 08/08/2025Looking at this peaceful scene you would never guess that at 6 in the morning she managed to conjure up a four foot string from the inside of the couch so she could act on the death wish that all cats and toddlers have by attempting to eat it. 140
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 06/06/2025We have a true baby and a true distinguished here and it's not the ones you think 130
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 12/05/2025She's the king of my heart in her little yoga mat palace 0100
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 07/05/2025what's so infuriating is that there's nothing you can say to get these people to see anything different. there's nothing you can do except try to survive this onslaught of nihilist bullshit. 040
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 29/04/2025Finally finished my current pair of socks in a self striping watermelon yarn 060
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 20/04/2025Happy allergy service to all those who celebrate 🐣 190
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 20/04/2025Happy I don't know why we sing anything after the sicut cervus because that's where the vigil peaks day 040
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 19/04/2025I cut the nail that has been snagging on everything for two days and now she's acting like a chicken in the wasteland 160
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 10/04/2025They're gonna make access voting more difficult than getting a RealID and just from personal experience that shit took me 7 weeks, 3.5 hours and I approach documents like a German. 050
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 23/03/2025Every day I inch a little closer to a perfect environment: behold the new coffee station (yes I have spent the last three days spring cleaning). 1100
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 16/03/2025Cats and toddlers both love anything they can pretend is a tent 080
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 22/02/2025Tell me the cats run the house without telling me the cats run the house 091
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 21/02/2025It is WILD to watch Kathy Hochul suddenly defending congestion pricing. WILD. 160
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 15/02/2025This is my favorite part of my whole Valentine's Day: 072
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 15/02/2025Sara always finds me the straightest card in the store and makes me dinner and that's our Valentine's Day tradition. Happy straight man atonement day to all who celebrate. We will be watching Yellowjackets. 1172
Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 11/02/2025Had to pick up toilet paper while I was at HMart this week and they had exactly one option (which I would have bought anyway so I'm glad they left me no choice) 3151
