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Elitist Semicolon

@elitistsemicolon.bsky.social
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Tiny monstrosity, unaligned. Plucking little punctuation mark. #toastie

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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 1h
I would like to tickle the kitty chin.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 1h
ew ew ew ew
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 14h
😁😂
A grid of 4 pictures of Harrison Ford

Top left: Ford pouring liquor  
Labeled: Ford Fiesta

Top right: Ford as Indiana Jones with a whip
Labeled: Ford Explorer 

Bottom left: Ford in a Western on Horseback
Labeled: Ford Mustang 

Bottom right: Ford as Indiana Jones crouched down and contemplating the gold statue he needs to swap with a bag of rocks before the giant rock rolls toward him in the 1st movie
Labeled: Ford Focus
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 2h
nooooooooooo
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Feline Friendz in Nebraska @felinefriendz.bsky.social · 3h
There's a situation in a trailer park in Ashland. Normally not our territory & we have asked for assistance from other rescues. Everyone is full. This situation is about to get a lot worse. Can you spare a little to get these kittens fixed before the population explosion? Paypal.me/FelineFriendz
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 2h
oh my GOD 🤣🤣
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 2h
I just recoiled from the screen so hard that I banged my head on the couch armrest. That is a new level of awful!
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 3h
throbbing meat wand
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 3h
*grabby hands*
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 5h
How much extra to have Emma Thompson flirt with me?
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 5h
that little grin
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
KITTEN ADOPTION KLAXON Gravy needs a home in the Baltimore/DC area ASAP, preferably one with other young cats. After the sudden death of her only sister, she really craves playtime with other kittens. Gravy is fully vaccinated and spayed, cuddly and playful, and learns what is ok and not ok fast.
gray kitten sleeping, curled into a cinnamon roll shapegray kitten sitting on a wooden letter box, looking up expectantlygray kitten lying on her back reaching her paws out to yougray kitten smiling into the sun
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've seen all of the first season but not in order. Usually I only see it when I visit my parents and we do On Demand, because I'm too ADHD to remember what day it is so I can watch TV in real time.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So far the only characters I haven't been annoyed with at least once are Martin, Geneva, Copernicus, and the pig.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Best Medicine?
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
91% of the characters on this show are annoying but I do love some Josh Charles every now and then, so
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Real talk: my next job will be working either the cheese or bakery counter at the local grocery store just enough to get health insurance so I can teach glass on the side.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We play a lot of Quiddler and sometimes get a "Fred hand," named after our neighbor who sometimes always ended up with all consonants and no vowels.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My dad's first language is Slovak, and at some point he started saying "Dobrú noc" every night. My mom and I respond with "good nuts."
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shitbrindle = a weird kind of goldish tan
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We have "slop" and "glop" and we do in fact know the difference.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I LOVE THIS
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love this information!
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Carey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Someone just left this sweet kitten on my doorstep, but I'm allergic! 😭 Does anyone in Brooklyn want to foster a kitten? Seems to be about 4 months old, clean and well-cared for, and very docile.
Orange kitten with big green eyesOrange kitten with big green eyes
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(Maybe y'all knew that already. But I didn't, and I only looked it up because the language was sufficiently weasel-y for me to be skeptical.)
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"So, what does this amendment intend to accomplish? It prohibits the state from granting 'preferential treatment' to marginalized people.If this amendment passes, it will eliminate the equity-based gains Wisconsin has made over the last 60 years." 3/3
my.lwv.org
Constitutional Corner
There will be Wisconsin Constitutional Amendment questions on the ballot in the November 3, 2026 election. It is important to review these questions and break them down in more understandable terms to...
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The League of Women Voters explains, "The title and first part of the ballot question lead voters to believe that is a new law to stop government from discriminating against people. That’s misleading. Wisconsin and federal law already make discrimination illegal. 2/
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For those of you voting in WI this fall, take note: there's a referendum titled "government entity discrimination prohibited." That is NOT what it looks like. 1/
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ngl, I love that
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wow! Over eighty feet of yogurt to choose from! (above a selection of Noosa yogurt)
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I usually don't angry post but,
a post with reflectors that look like angry eyes
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
👀
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
can confirm
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was going to make a joke about "who wouldn't want to spend their time in that manner?" but then realized that description actually appeals to me.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
like it's crossing its little legs 🥐
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I remember this!! I used to laugh every time it came on (and still do, apparently). The sandwich with the olive eyeballs gets me every time.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is how I ended up reading a book about a girl who could taste where the ingredients in food came from and her brother, who could turn himself into furniture.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
as long as you don't develop water on the knee or a light-up nose, you're fine
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
his dignity
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(this is nowhere near the witty comeback I wish it were but I am sadly unversed in Hitchcock)
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thanks for the tip; too much arthritis in the left ankle for that (legit lol'd)
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
aw man, and I was gonna scale the ivy on the carillon tower tomorrow
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Apparently I am entering the vertigo stage of this virus. I do not like it.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh good let's all get the shits again
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vomiting.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was going to say that I might be able to muster more hope if I thought it would bring me a turtle, but I just remembered that last week I moved a tiny turtle off the bike path and the week before I saw one so small it could float around on a lilypad, so maybe I'm more hopeful than I thought?
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I LOVE HER
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He has the texture of olive loaf.
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes! I also make fudge with that combination sometimes.
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