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Elise Kramer

@elisekramer.bsky.social
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Linguistic anthropologist @ UIUC.

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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I desperately want to know which building this is, and I'm also amazed that it isn't the anthropology building (which, being one of the oldest buildings on campus, consistently has bizarre problems).
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The handshake meme. One arm is "Castilian Spanish speakers" and the other is "Indie pop singers," and their linked hands are "palatalizing /s/"
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The Signs & Society "Chronotopes of Gender" special issue that @cat-tebaldi.bsky.social and I edited is finally in print! Check out all the fantastic articles: www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 28/11/2025
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
In 9th grade, I got in trouble in gym class. We were doing a unit on the high jump, so I was told to write a two-page essay about the high jump. As someone who resented being assigned busywork, I went somewhat off the rails. Here are some excerpts from my paper. First, I established a premise.
The High Jump perhaps represents man's ascent into greatness. One second you are soaring through the air with the grace of an eagle, the next you are falling, a frenzy of arms and legs, and finally, you hit the ground like a sack of beans. 
	It was Neil Armstrong who best summed up the symbolism of the high jump when he said, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Of course, as most anybody with half a brain knows, he said that when he became the first man to walk on the moon. Which leads me to wonder… What would the high jump be like if it were held on the moon? Better yet, Pluto?Throughout history, scientists have been hard at work trying to improve the style of high jumping. Originally, there were a few styles that people used that attained relatively high jumps. The most popular was the scissors jump. However, the world of high jumping was changed for the better when Dick Fosbury invented the "Fosbury Flop," which involved twisting around when you reached the bar, and going over it with your back to the ground. When scientists grew tired of calculating parabolas and formulating how to attain the highest jump possible, they became restless and rowdy. They began rioting. They threw stones at old ladies on the sidewalk outside their lab. Finally, in an attempt to quiet the physicists, NASA assigned them a special project. This project: What would the high jump be like on Pluto?
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
In New Orleans for AAAs! Looking forward to seeing how many different iterations of shrimp I can eat in the next three days. Also participating in this fantastic scholarly community etc etc
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erin pineda @erinrpineda.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
since chatgpt has coached another young person in a mental health crisis to their death, I am yet again tapping the sign
Two posts asking whether university administrators have thought about the consequences of purchasing and promoting AI for college campuses given a well documented college mental health crisis, and pointing out that university investment and endorsement may signal to students that dangerous technology is safe and beneficial
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This seems like a SLIGHT overreaction to some British children saying the word "candy"
A Telegraph headline: "The Americanization of English reveals something dark about society." Subhed: "Many parents are happy to allow their children consume videos made by companies that have no obligation to care for them"
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I'm discussing the enregisterment of typefaces in class today, and usually I only talk about people's reactions to Comic Sans, but thanks to some fortuitous timing I have a new example.
A screenshot of a powerpoint slide with a bunch of examples of people judging the new "The Oval Office" sign taped to the White House exterior
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My new article "The Caveman in the Mirror: Masculinity and Paleofantasy" is now available via early access from Signs and Society! It's part of a special issue, "Chronotopes of Gender," that I coedited with @cat-tebaldi.bsky.social. Full issue will be out in December! doi.org/10.1017/sas....
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Urbana, IL
A photograph of people holding protest signs in front of the Champaign County Courthouse
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Chants of Sennaar is a very cool linguistics-y game, but with one thing that annoyed my semi-linguist self: one of the languages' syntax initially appears to be verb-first (VS), but then every other sentence is OSV, so I guess it's just... Yoda syntax?
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Academic conference pro tip: if you're going to fully take a nap for an entire panel — like, head tipped back, feet up on the seat in front of you — maybe don't sit in the third row.
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I can't actually justify including this in the book chapter I am currently writing, so I'll just put it here instead.
Pinocchio sings that he has no strings to “hold him down,” but given that he was a marionette, the strings would technically be holding him UP. Are we to understand this as a purely metaphorical use of “down,” or is there dramatic irony here, wherein Pinocchio misperceives that which animated him as that which held him back?
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Something my students and I realized today, discussing Spitulnik's Zambian radio catchphrase article: a lot of the famous media phrases that have been taken up in American discourse ("Houston, we have a problem"; "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore") are examples of dramatic understatement.
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My special issue on narrative and scale, coedited with @mkoven66.bsky.social and @sabyperri.bsky.social, is officially out! journals.sagepub.com/toc/DIS/curr...
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Discourse Studies - Volume 27, Number 2
Table of contents for Discourse Studies, 27, 2
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Veena Dubal @veenadubal.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This should terrify every person in this country. The use of machine learning systems to approximate an individuals views on war and then, if they are here lawfully on a visa, tag them for deportation is about as sci-fi dystopian as it gets. www.axios.com/2025/03/06/s...
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Scoop: State Dept. to use AI to revoke visas of foreign students who appear "pro-Hamas"
The effort includes AI-assisted reviews of tens of thousands of student visa holders' social media accounts and marks a dramatic escalation in the U.S. government's policing of foreign nationals' cond...
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Pioneering a new kind of corpus research (crossword puzzle clues) for this slide in my lecture on Mock Spanish. Feel free to use in your own lectures!
A venn diagram titled "Comparing crossword clues for ADIEU vs ADIOS." The intersection includes bye, farewell, goodbye, later, cheerio, so long, parting word, toodle-oo, sayonara, and ta-ta. The ADIEU-only section contains bye-bye, au revoir, and arrivederci. The ADIOS-only section contains ciao, toodles, see ya, catch you/ya later, and I'm outta here.
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Scott Kiesling @pittprofdude.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I made a short list of books that most challenge myths about about gender and sex for @shepherdbooks.bsky.social. Check it out: shepherd.com/best-books/c...
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The best books that most challenge myths about about gender and sex
Scott F. Kiesling shares the 5 best books on challenge myths about about gender and sex. Have you read Sex/Gender?
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Elise Kramer @elisekramer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I suppose I should post something so my profile isn't just blank. Here's a link to my most recent publication, "Constructing cancel culture: Strategic scaling in stories of 'cancellation'" doi.org/10.1177/1461...
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