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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author

@elisabethhobbes.co.uk
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Writes Romantic Historicals as Elisabeth Hobbes & historical romantasy with the J. Teaches KS1. Powered by Tea. Autistic. An abomination unto Nuggan. She/her Books available here viewauthor.at/ElisabethHobbes elisabethhobbes.co.uk

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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 2m
I did it online a couple of weeks ago.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 21h
That’s weird! Especially the chin! Maybe you can get a fake one somewhere and turn up wearing it.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 21h
They’re already referring to them by name ‘Can you pass me Agatha? Bernard has stopped working.’ 😂
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 22h
Attempting to get the kids to look after the new glue sticks a bit better than the last lot. #teaching #teachers
Glue sticks labelled as Peter and Parker Glue sticks labelled as Peter and Parker
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 22h
Joanne wtf! 😂 #celebritytraitors
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 23h
Same here, and only because it was on TV last night.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 23h
I’m enjoying his slow descent!
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 23h
That tracks.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 23h
Just had the same thought. Its absolutely grim.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 15/10/2026
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 15/10/2026
I think it would be a nice space hot events. We went to the coffee shop in the complex which was good.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 15/10/2026
Thank you.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 15/10/2026
Did you like it? The shop not the tea?
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 14/10/2026
Hi, this book is written as Elisabeth Hobbes. The J is only for fantasy so would you mind changing it? Thanks.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 13/10/2026
Glazing week. Trying some different techniques with underglazes and sgraffito. Quite pleased with the red one because I did it on the wheel. #pottery
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 12/10/2026
I coined it yesterday on threads and am enormously pleased with it. 😂
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You're laughing. All the human magas on the internet are wondering why so many of their friends suddenly disappeared, and you're laughing. 

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It was the Raptcha.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 12/10/2026
Oh that is sad. 😞
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 12/10/2026
Threads is currently celebrating because of the Bot Raptcha and everyone can see actual people posting. Not sure if it’s the same here but just in case: books! Books! Get them while they’re not by Bots! viewauthor.at/ElisabethHob... #books #botfarms #reading #fantasy #booklovers
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 12/10/2026
Knowing how hard it is to get published anywhere, this is commendable stuff.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 12/10/2026
Absolutely disgusting that you have to do this but well done for taking a stand.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 12/10/2026
I will happily donate a signed copy of my latest book, The Laudanum Ladies’ Society, a gender switched Victorian take on Breaking Bad. mybook.to/LaudanumLadi...
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Amazon.com: The Laudanum Ladies’ Society: A Witty Victorian Historical Fiction Novel of Sisterhood, Secrets, and Female Rebellion Brand New for 2026 eBook : Hobbes, Elisabeth: Books
Amazon.com: The Laudanum Ladies’ Society: A Witty Victorian Historical Fiction Novel of Sisterhood, Secrets, and Female Rebellion Brand New for 2026 eBook : Hobbes, Elisabeth: Books
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
In my case it’s a pair of reactive rescues dogs who don’t like people coming into their house.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
You did brilliantly.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
So a large group of men were asked to disperse by the police but refused? And the consequences were..?
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
The sisters are doing it for themselves. In this case selling laudanum to pay medical bills, and training a commoner to pass as an earl. And the ebooks are just 99p each! viewauthor.at/ElisabethHob... #booksky📚💙 #reading #booklovers #ebooks #genderswitched
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
And the Twingo.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
The Twingo is lovely. I really want one.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Sweet isn’t it.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Then the tour guide asked him to live on because another group wanted to come and look round the plane too.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
@sinisterbulb.bsky.social
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
My vacuum cleaner feels the same sense of ennui as I do. #housework #vacuumcleaner #sunday
A Shark vacuum cleaner with sticky eyes on the front. The box is clear to show all the dog fur inside.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Went out with a flat tummy. Had a coffee. Now have a fat tummy. 😭 Thoughts and prayers at this conclusive evidence. 😫
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Maybe I’ll teach it to my class next time we have a movement break and see if I can keep it going with the 6 year olds.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
But did they sit down?
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
If you enjoyed The Laudanum Ladies’ Society it’s time to check out some other Elisabeth Hobbes books. Which one grabs your attention? viewauthor.at/ElisabethHob... #books #fiction #weekendreading #romancelandia
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 11/10/2026
This is just to say you’re welcome to the plums in the icebox I have taken the baby and left
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Just said this! He wears it better than Ferry though.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
wtf is that pink top he’s wearing? I had one like it from Top Shop in the 90s and it wasn’t great then. #bbctwo #nottotp #totp
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
My class love it for that reason, though it pains me to admit that as a left-hander my c is always back to front.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Yes sir I can boogie. But I need a certain song. And I’m not telling you what it is. Nope, not that one. Not that one either. Now kindly fuck off.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
I don’t know. They didn’t display the prices and we couldn’t get a table so we left.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Of all the useless kitchen things I own, the crème brulee caramelised has got to be in the top three. I managed to resist touching it at any point ‘just to check the temperature’ so well done me. #cremebrulee #kitchens #cooking #puddings
A crème brulee iron box.Disc of cast iron on a handle.Cast iron disc on top of crème brulee. Steam rising .Crunchy caramel on crème brulee
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
I was a bit underwhelmed sadly. It was very busy and there weren’t actually many books. Also they don’t show the prices on the cafe menu.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Baccara never actually said which song they needed. #totp
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Took @sinisterbulb.bsky.social to Stockport Plaza which has a rather fancy cafe. We had a sneaky peek through the doors into the auditorium to check out the organ which looks very alarmed at being caught out. #stockport #cafe #saturday
Art deco cafe with lots of lights and green chairsArt deco cafewith gold textured ceiling and square lightsArt deco foyerAuditorium with an organ that looks like it has googly eyes
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Annoyingly I’d found a badge I wanted (a T Rex) but I put it back because my finger hurt and I wanted to squeeze blood out so I don’t get tetanus.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Who has two thumbs but one of them is really painful because she was rummaging in a box of badges in a vintage shop and one was open and stabbed under the nail. 😫
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Spongebob's Oh Yeah Thumbs Up
ALT: Spongebob's Oh Yeah Thumbs Up
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
New stripper name just dropped.
A van with logs Candy’ and ‘Hoover’
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
W’ill I’a’m.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 10/10/2026
“Good news, guys! You get 60% free money!”
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