Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Calling it right now, costume of the year for 2026 Halloween is going to be: 010
Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 15/10/2025A crow sends out a party invite. Call that an attempted murder 000
Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 06/10/2025“Sorry we have a full flight today we need someone to come check their bags, there haven’t been any volunteers!” Sounds like a YOU problem airlines in keeping my stuff out of the nightmare box 000
Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 19/09/2025@jayboller.bsky.social I love the tips scale, I thought the Denver omelette and cheeseburger one were good (for gas station food) 000
Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Diners, drive-ins and… gas stations? I get to try the new menu collaboration between Guy Fieri and Holiday/Circle K station stores. Come along for the ride with me and @heavytable.com 291
Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 06/05/2025@lastweektonight.com in light of the St. Paul Saints comment, check out what they have going on at the food courts heavytable.com/hot-dog-hell...heavytable.comHot Dog Hell: A Tasting Tour of the Saint Paul Saints’ Six-Foot Dog – Heavy Table 010
Reposted by Eli RadtkeHeavy Table @heavytable.com · 11/04/2025Behold, the $135, six-foot-long, nearly infinitely fattening Saint Paul Saints Land of 10,000 Calories hot dog, as reviewed and (almost completely) eaten by @eliradtke17.bsky.social and friends. heavytable.com/hot-dog-hell... 1023939
Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 11/04/2025The story is up! Enjoy the story of me eating much too much hot dog 020
Reposted by Eli RadtkeJames Norton @jrnorton.bsky.social · 11/04/2025One of my favorite things about editing The Heavy Table is getting to send writers out to do the sort of insane and hilarious stuff that the 25-year-old version of me was always game for. This one looked like a damn doozy. 0141
Eli Radtke @eliradtke17.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The “finance” department doing “quarterly forecasting” 030
