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EliotBallade

@eliotballade.bsky.social
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“IGN gave Wolverine a 6, it must be bad” coming from the same people who shit all over them for their Alien Isolation and God Hand reviews. A little consistency from gamers would be nice…
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yep, GTA6 looks like a GTA game
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-olds are dying…
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton. An actually good person on this shitfest of a planet.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pretty surreal
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They could sell only 10 physical copies and that would still show that people want physical media. Don’t know why these analysts want to throw water on the fire.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
how is anyone supposed to be excited about this when MS has shown they will cancel and layoff anyone and anything at any time?? they STILL ARE GOING TO LAYOFF 1600 EMPLOYEES in the next year!!
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well shit. RIP.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop codes for Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration for Nintendo Switch 2 courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends July 6th, 6 PM PT www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Still no RE 2-4 remake ports announced for switch 2?? Come on, man…
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I hope in Veronica they actually make Steve MORE annoying
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I know it;s resolved now but suspending Wario64 was complete bullshit. do better, bluesky mods.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The Karen Page game I always wanted!
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Silent hill and control resonant on the same day…
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welp, my wallet is going to hurt in September…
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Did Claude take another day off?
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Star fox looks like that cause you all paid billions of dollars to see all three guardians of the galaxy movies.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The piss-poorness of WWE and the cult-like glazing of Tony Khan are just a couple reasons as to why I’m seriously considering taking a long break from pro wrestling.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Can these hackers disrupt anything that would actually matter?? The IDF? The Trump administration? Get all those Epstein files online. No….we gotta target the video game makers.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Buying a PS5 Pro at launch not such a crazy thing to have done now, huh??
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Glad I don’t play Fortnite and never have any plan to. Fuck Epic.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
PSSR toggle pretty much fixed Silent Hill 2. Now they just need to patch it back into performance mode.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
CEOs are fucking stupid
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Finished RE: Requiem. Fantastic game. Better than 7 and 8 but I still put RE2 and 4 remakes above it.
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Insomniac Games @insomniac.games · 24/02/2026
Let's cut to the chase: Marvel's Wolverine launches September 15, 2026. Wishlist #WolverinePS5 now: insom.games/MW-Wishlist
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fuck you, felon
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
F the Seahawks
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Return to silent Hill sold more tickets in its opening weekend.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sucks. RIP.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oh Ubisoft. Lame, lame Ubisoft…
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
…..ok?
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
So how was that half-life 3 reveal? #TheGameAwards
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Resident Evil @residentevil.capcomusa.com · 12/12/2025
Don't brave the horrors alone. FBI analyst Grace Ashcroft and legendary agent Leon S. Kennedy's terrifying and pulse-pounding journeys intertwine in Resident Evil Requiem, arriving February 27, 2026. 🌿 youtu.be/T54OWinnymM
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/12/2025
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Damn NO fanfare for Silent Hill 2 on Xbox. Not even a tweet or post, lol.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT. Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Welp, hope it’s worth having no baseball in 2027
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 27/10/2025
Putting aside the fact there are about 10 stars missing from the AI generated flag. The Trump tariffs have been directly responsible for the PS5, Xbox Series X|S and Nintendo Switch seeing a price increase in the US. Not sure how that's "Power to the Players".
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Everyone in the Bay Area is Canadian for the next week and a half #GoBlueJays
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Pathetic-ass Brewers
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
the trans pride flag
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 11/09/2025
New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...
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New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell
EIGHTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Only slightly diverging from their tried and true formula, the latest installment of Jubilee’s hit YouTube series Surrounded features twenty…
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Alt-right conservative dick-head deaths come in threes, right?
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Seems like a good day to say “you reap what you sow”
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The new bond game looks great…just hope they can smooth out that framerate.
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
LOL
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Remember: the final time Hulk Hogan was ever on WWE TV he was boo’d out of the building.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
See you on the other side www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...
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Black Sabbath's Ozzy Osbourne dies age 76, his family announces
A statement from his family says Osbourne was with his family and
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EliotBallade @eliotballade.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So is the disc supposed to assimilate into the case or….@atari.com @nightdivestudios.bsky.social
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