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Elio Campitelli

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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Woah. This podcast just mentioned something that I never thought about before. Politicians are not incentivised to quickly fixed the issues they campaigned on because once they fix them, they lose that support. Probably not an universal truth, but an interesting idea nonetheless.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Listening to a podcast about immigration. "No one is saying open borders" Me:
Mr mole saying "I was saying open borders"
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Actual question for actual experts. If I develop a self-replicating malware in my computer and then it accidentally infects other networks... would that be a crime? What part? (developing the virus in the first place, negligence or both) What would be the usual punishment?
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I wonder whether when he says that this level of cleaning is "unprecedented"... is he just forgetting the holocaust that was perpetrated in part to his own people? Or is he saying that what they are doing is even worse?
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
#VSCode trick when working in multiple projects: if you add something like this to your .vscode/settings.json file ``` "workbench.colorCustomizations": { "statusBar.background": "#f8cbfb", "statusBar.foreground": "#310534" } ``` you can customise the statusbar colour for each project and then […]
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Julia Evans @b0rk.social.jvns.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
has anyone written a man page SYNOPSIS parser that somehow (?? I have no idea what I mean by this) helps folks understand what they mean? I was talking to a friend the other day who said they were having a hard time understanding the rules of the SYNOPSIS […] [Original post on social.jvns.ca]
The ssh SYNOPSIS:

     ssh [-46AaCfGgKkMNnqsTtVvXxYy] [-B bind_interface] [-b bind_address] [-c cipher_spec] [-D [bind_address:]port] [-E log_file]
         [-e escape_char] [-F configfile] [-I pkcs11] [-i identity_file] [-J destination] [-L address] [-l login_name] [-m mac_spec]
         [-O ctl_cmd] [-o option] [-P tag] [-p port] [-R address] [-S ctl_path] [-W host:port] [-w local_tun[:remote_tun]] destination
         [command [argument ...]]
     ssh [-Q query_option]
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I'm setting up my "home server" (just an old laptop running Ubuntu server and jellyfin, really) and I want to use it for backups. I have one linux laptop and a windows laptop. What do people reckon is my best option? Should I try to use a cross-platform backup system for both or should I use […]
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Jonathan Carroll @jonocarroll.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Oh, no! My R package {safespace} is in a broken state - won't someone (new to PRs) help me fix it??? I'm renewing my offer to guide newbies through the R package building / fixing / reviewing process during Hacktoberfest - see this post […]
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Is there a firefox extension that replaces fonts in which I and l look the same with similar-looking ones with that issue fixed?
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Did you don't it strange how in The Odyssey (2026) Odysseus has a big cry feeling guilty about massacring a bunch of Trojans and in the very next scene the solution to all their problems is another massacre?
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Oh, great, just the thing I wanted to scream into
Floorplan with a big chunk labelled "void"
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I love it how `git **switch** origin/branch` doesn't work but `git **branch** origin/branch` prints the message `Note: **switching** to 'origin/results-report'.` (my emphasis). Also, it's so fun that none of those commands actually do what I need. The actual command is `git checkout branch` […]
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Dr Micha Campbell @michcampbell.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
New research suggests that the Indigenous population in Australia was >2 million before the invasion, and that 90% of the population died in the following 70 years. Sobering stuff. theconversation.com/more-than-2-mil…
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More than 2 million Indigenous people lived in Australia in 1788: new research
Genetic, archaeological and environmental evidence suggest the Indigenous population fell by more than 90% in the 70 years after the British invaded.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Journal asking for an author contribution statement for a single author manuscript. I guess I can write "I did everything". #AcademicChatter
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117288… Good news, folks, no need to talk with your family members every again.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Kernel Panic! at the Disco. #Linux
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Hey, #Melbourne, give me recommendations of cafés with good spaces for working near the eastern suburbs. Things like big tables and a cosy atmosphere.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Google docs now has option to download as markdown. I wonder if we could use this to get the holy grail rmarkdown -> docs -> rmarkdown chain working. #RStats
screenshot of google docs download menu with the markdown option highlighted
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 10/09/2026
Just an ordinary hand
Photo of Apple's keynote where they show the iPhone Duo held in one hand in its folded and its unfolded form. The right hand would never be able to hold it as shown, so below is an edit of what the hand would have to look like.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Recipe: "Add 1-2 cloves of minced garlic" Me: *adds 1/2 a bead"
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Hey, folks. I noticed that my fan speed goes way up when loading this journal. Is that a me thing? www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.… #AcademicChatter
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
It's been 2 and a half years and I still don't get what's app with #Melbourne's utter lack of hardware stores. Is Bunnings the only place in this whole city to buy tools and stuff for home repairs?
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Henrik Schönemann @lavaeolus.fedihum.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
As different map projections are in the news again, let me share my favourite: Asymmetric Monstrosity Projection by Daniel Huffman somethingaboutmaps.wordpress.com/20… (I even got a print of it up on my wall)
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A Usefully Useless Projection
Friends, I’m excited to share that I have just completed a world physical map, in my new _asymmetric monstrosity_ projection. _Daniel Huffman is not liable for any sanity damage you suffer in the course of experiencing this map_. **DOWNLOAD JPG (17MB)** **PURCHASE A PRINT** It’s free to download, or if you want to buy a 30″ × 20″ print, you can also do that (and I will be pleasantly surprised). If you download it and print it yourself, I hope you’ll consider making a donation using the links you’ll find below. This project took a lot of time, and while I am giving it away, your support helps me continue doing things like this. **PATREON** **PAYPAL** **SUBSCRIBE** Also, **spreading the word** about my work is a big help, so please share this around! Finally, **consider subscribing** , to make sure that you catch every post here. This is only the second world wall map I’ve made (the first was for a private client), and it’s definitely the most interesting and/or possibly upsetting. Let’s talk about how it came about and all the terrible things that I did. ## Background Back in 2022–23, I had fun making a series of quick maps that I posted to social media and called _Useless Projections_. Here’s a little slideshow of those: * Useless Projection #1: The Double Apple. Based upon Strebe’s 1993 quasiazimuthal equal-area apple projection. * Useless Projection #2: Equal Earth With Spikes * Useless Projection #3: Why Not Both? The left half is a Lambert Conformal Conic, the right side is an Albers Equal Area Conic. * Useless Projection #4: Greenland Oblique An oblique equirectangular, pinched in along each side in Photoshop, à la a pseudocylindric (though a bit of an imprecise approximation of the concept). * Useless Projection #5: Layer Cake Six delicious projections stacked atop one another, so you don’t have to choose your favorite. For a long time after, I wanted to make a detailed, proper world map using one of these, but health issues kept me from having the will to do so. But a few months ago, I was playing around with yet another Useless Projection when I finally decided that I had the energy and time to take it to the next level and turn it into something more than a quick post to Mastodon. The Mastodon post where I made the first iteration of the projection. My projection is a composite of several pieces. This is not unheard of in the world of non-useless projections. The _Goode homolosine_ , for example, is made from a _Mollweide_ (a.k.a. _homolographic_) projection glued to a _sinusoidal_. “Glued” is an apt metaphor, as creating my _asymmetric monstrosity_ involved separately projecting each piece and sticking them together in Illustrator and Photoshop. Figure 1: Dissecting the beast I went through multiple iterations of the design as I kept thinking up ways to make it even weirder. These ideas didn’t stop once I’d settled on the final design, and I had to resist the urge to start over several times. So, perhaps I’ll do another someday. The process of fitting everything together properly was sometimes a bit finicky, and I’m sure there are some small inaccuracies, but overall I’m quite pleased with how well the pieces joined. ## Features This is a physical map, rather than a political one or a combination. I did this both because of personal interest, and also because it’s less likely to become outdated anytime soon. Despite the bizarre projection, I also treated much of the design as seriously as I would a more traditional map. I did a relief in Eduard, and stylized it a bit in Photoshop to give it a pseudo-watercolor effect (which I plan to someday do a tutorial post or livestream about). I also applied a subtle tinting based on Copernicus land cover data, mostly a a visual texture (thus, the tints are not strongly separated). There are colors for ice cover, forest, desert, and grassland/shrubs. The gradations are most noticeable in Africa. Though my basemap was “serious,” I also leaned into the general weirdness suggested by the projection. The graticule, for example, is subtly uneven. I started with a 15° grid, and then shifted each line by one or two degrees. I also added a Tissot’s Indicatrix. Subtly striped circles show the angular distortions in the projection. But, they are placed somewhat randomly around the map. At the bottom of the map, I even instruct the reader to “find them all,” as they make up a sort of scavenger hunt. Since the map has many interruptions, I decided to interrupt my labels, as well. Europe was particularly mistreated in this manner, with labels for the “Alp s,” “Sc andinavia,” and more. This is probably something I’ll never have a good reason to do ever again. Finally, the type is set in Mrs. Eaves, by Zuzana Licko. Always give typeface credits — typographers work just has hard on their typefaces as we do on our maps. ## Why Did You Do This? Great question! It’s both the result of personal exploration/fascination, and a desire to educate. First off, it was fun and interesting for me to think about how projections can be glued together. This map is a Frankenstein’s Monster–like creation, but it doesn’t leave anything out, nor does it have mismatches at the joints. Landmasses fit together seamlessly at the boundaries of any given transition zone between projections, because with a little math and the right tools, you can make two projections (of the right variety) match each other at a given location. The other goal is to educate, through entertainment. It looks funny, thus drawing attention; and in doing so I hope it will jar people into realizing how distorted _all_ projections are. This projection is **just as valid as any other** , in terms of how faithfully it represents the earth. It’s equal-area, showing everything in proper size proportion. It has interruptions, sure, but so do many others. It is a composite, yes, but so are other projections. I think it’s in the same vein as those “south-up” world maps that you can buy, or ones centered on the Pacific. Many audiences would find them unfamiliar, but the maps use their uniqueness to make people realize that there’s really no _right_ way to portray the world, and that our conventions are frequently arbitrary. In the end, I suppose I’m making a bit of an artistic statement about mapmaking, one that I hope will be of interest to some people. As I said above, I don’t really expect most folks to buy this, or even download and print it themselves. It’s something I made for me, for fun, and I’m satisfied to look at it. However, I can imagine that if I were still a cartography lecturer, I’d find this a useful classroom example. And, it was good experience. It’s only my second world wall map, so I got to play around with exploring and labeling many places that I’ve hardly otherwise touched my cartographic career. If you find all this projection stuff fascinating, I’ll give a quick plug for the _Projection Connections_ poster I made a few years ago, which shows how various map projections are connected to each other. Click the image to have a look at that post (which has a link to download a copy). Meanwhile, if you find yourself printing the asymmetric monstrosity map, or showing it off for in a presentation (classroom or otherwise), I’d be interested to know! ### Share this: * Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email * Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook * Share on X (Opens in new window) X * Like Loading...
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I need to learn Japanese so I can watch anime while I eat.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Why did the baker make his mother's sister mad? Because he wanted a cross aunt. #badumtss
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Wait is Spanish basically the only #language that uses the opening interrogation and exclamation signs (¿¡)?
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Inspired by A Tergo Lupi's cover of #Rammstein's Spieluhr I spend a few hours looking for strange and great covers to build the whole Mutter album. Here's the playlist. Gotta admit that some are better / more unique than others. I heartily recommend checking out Sonne, Ich Will, Mutter and, of […]
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
RE: social.treehouse.systems/@YKantRach… Also, acupuncture was originally bloodletting with sprinkled astrology.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
In which @ZachWeinersmith discovers the evolutionary argument against naturalism. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/demon
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
I am OBSESSED with this cover of #Rammstein's Spieluhr (one of my favs) by A tergo Lupi. It might be at the level of Nina Hagen's Seeman in being better than the original. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTGWQ8iKz5I
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 28/08/2026
Modern Dependency Problems (with apologies and thanks to XKCD) Probably needs more arrows, tbh
The classic XKCD dependency stack cartoon, but relabeled. The image shows a huge pile of boxes representing "all modern digital infrastructure" precariously balanced atop each other. A label at the right (ha!) says "A project led by a guy who then turns out to be a fascist" and arrows point from that to boxes all over the diagram.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 21/08/2026
Feels pretty grim that stuff like this doesn't get immediately recognised as AI-generated by audiences. It helps I guess that the author doesn't label it as such and you have to really dig to find that out
"one after another" — Australia rendered as hairlike wind streamlines colored from blue (2°C) to orange (30°C), showing 10 m surface winds and 2 m air temperature on 19 Jul 2026 at 07:00 (ERA5 reanalysis) to illustrate stark north–south temperature contrasts.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Does anyone know of an android app to manage a local (as in in the device) library of movies and shows that tracks watched status and progress, groups episodes in their own shows and seasons? Extra points for automatically getting metadata and thumbnails. #lazyweb
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Yesterday I was blown away by Deichman #Library in #Oslo. Is a gorgeous building full of lovely places to read, draw and even practice the piano! They even have a mini cinema that you can book!
Photo of the outside of the Deichman Library. Photo of a nook inside the library with a table and  a book add filled with white books children can draw in. The table is all drawn in as well as a whiteboard behind itPhoto from inside the library. A big empty space on the middle lets you see up to the ceiling and through the 4 floors.Photo of a section of the library. To the left there are bookcases full of music sheets. In front, two electric pianos free to use. A woman is wearing headsets and practicing.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Norwegian liquorice is sooo good. I've just bought a bunch at the supermarket and i think I need to get more to bring back home.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
After overhearing people in Oslo for a week, I'm starting to believe that Norwegian is the answer to the question "what if Germans spoke Italian?"
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
RE: mastodon.scot/@patrickhadfield/1170… This is, of course, idiotic. But would it maybe give him more legal leeway to wage war? If -under US law- the straight is US territory, then -under US law- Iran's ships are the ones invading the US and not the other way around. So […]
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vincentholst.bsky.social @vincentholst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In 2023, @nature.com published 'Papers and patents are becoming less disruptive over time', receiving world-wide media attention. Our Matters Arising, published after a 32 month delay (more on that soon), shows that the reported decline can largely be attributed to dataset artefacts. 🧵
The average CD_5 index per year for Web of Science. The original Park et al. decline (top curve) becomes essentially flat (bottom curve) when removing papers with CD_5=1. Those papers largely correspond to dataset artefacts.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
With so many (partial) #eclipse photos out there, I wonder how accurate location could you get based on them.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
To all websites polling for dates (when2meet and similar): Please provide an option to change the timezone; do not assume that the current timezone is the correct one. I might be responding to a poll from one country for a meeting being held when I will be in a different country.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
There are two types of lines on a map. Some lines, like roads, buildings, trails and rivers, Rey to represent something that exists in the world. You can go there and see the road, or the river. But there are also fake lines. The line here that divides Norway […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Map in the border between Norway and Sweden. A thick orange line marks a road and a thin brown line marks a trail. Both cross  the thin black line retesting the border. There are also blue polygons repressing lakes, an icon representing a bench.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
#Google Maps is so utterly broken. If you search for Muchmuseet, it zooms in on the old location near the Botanical Gardens, but it highlights the new one near the Opera House. #Oslo
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Travel tip: always bring multiple USB cables. You never know when you're going to lose one.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Research idea: do non-binary researchers prefer continuous measures over discrete / dichotomous outcomes more often than binary gender researchers? #AcademicChatter
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Degrowth or Extinction @ecosurrealism.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
So Nauru is changing its name to Naoero. Quite a coincidence that I learned about its existence just a few weeks ago when I read about #Australia's Interment camp in that country. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru_Regiona… […]
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Want: I need some kind of program that keeps a record of my typos, spelling mistakes and grammar errors and then creates flashcards to practice the most common ones and then tracks my progress.
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Researchers use a #diffusion model to "capable of reconstructing diseased or aged regions in magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scans into anatomically realistic healthy brain structures" Can someone with experience in #neuroscience explain to me how this is at all useful? They seem to propose […]
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Elio Campitelli @eliocamp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
There's this notion of lost ancient knowledge, like how we don't know how to make some advanced steel materials or whatever. Truth is, you don't need to go that far back. WEBSITES. We collectively have completely lost the ability to make functional websites. They are all shit. Everything is […]
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 31/07/2026
Absolutely nuts: Google Earth now has a feature that lets you convincingly fabricate satellite imagery www.digitaldigging.org/p/how-to-pla...
a fakje satellite image of a craterWe take misinformation seriously - every image created with Nano Banana in Google Earth includes the SynthID digital watermark, so if someone is unsure about an image, they can ask the Gemini app or use Lens in Search to see if the image was Al-generated. In addition, we prevent image creation on harmful topics and are continually updating our protections.

One clause in there is checkable tonight, so I checked it. Google prevents image creation on harmful topics. Refugees at a border. A nuclear plant in Iran. A fatal crash on an Amsterdam street. A hospital with a bomb crater in Gaza.

Nothing was refused. No warning, no softened output, no suggestion to try a different prompt.

Now look at the rest of the answer. The watermark is Google’s. The app that reads the watermark is Google’s. The search that reads it is Google’s. Every road out of the problem runs back through the company that built it.

I understand that Google has Google products to run Google checks. Planet Earth is bigger than Google.

I put one of tonight’s clips on X and asked nobody to check it. Hive, one of th
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