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Eli Jorgensen

@elijorgensen.bsky.social
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|Seattle| Tattoo Artist, Smut Artist and spooky queer who’s seen every movie ever made |37, non-binary lesbian| 👻 🏳️‍⚧️ Book yourself a tattoo below 👇 linktr.ee/eli_jorgensen?utm_source=…

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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I donno if people on here like seeing tattoos, but consider looking at this gross body horror piece I freehanded, straight up #elijorgensen #queertattooartist #bodyhorror
Tattoo of a gash like mouth on the upper arm, lots of sharp teeth facing in, eyeballs out the wazooo,
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Couple new gross drawings they won’t let me show anywhere else :(
A gross, alien plant like species is hoisting up a naked wonan and honestly none of it makes sense but it’s very cool looking smut
A green haired woman is face down, ass up in a black thong, being held and smushed down by several zombie like hands emerging from a presumably squishy, brightly colored mud-like ground, with goopy tentacles petruding up from behind the figure
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
sometimes I catch myself judging other people’s taste music and then I remember most of what I enjoy is dogshit
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
all this Cradle of Filth drama online makes me wanna listen to Cradle of Filth
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
So sad I didn’t swim this summer
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
i love when I get on Resident Evil Tik Tok. If the internet was only RE content I would be completely satisfied
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Being online in 2025.
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Luuna 🌒 @lizzyluuna.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
no big deal just solaeris looking totally fire on my actual arm artist @elijorgensen.bsky.social (amazing! check them out if you’re in the seattle area! 🫵💜)
Tattoo of a rapier with jasmine flowers wrapping around it and a dark ribbon tied around the hilt.
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RéJean @lejeanx3.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
everybody go listen to and buy this now. @gwinmoire.sisc.one is so talented and cool and her music is awesome 💜💜💜
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What’s it called when you want to spend most of your time thinking about vampires and playing spooky point and click adventure games on your computer while sipping a fun beverage? This is what I imagine a woman in the 90’s who’s obsessed with Anne Rice novels would do with her evenings and I get it
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Remembered how much I hate the theme song to Firefly the other day and it put me in a good mood for like 20 minutes
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
why’s the xenomorph so fucking wet
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Still feeling a weird combo of horrified / incredibly amused that Trump thinks people who come to the USA seeking ‘asylum’ have basically escaped from the depths of Arkham Asylum. He’s a very dumb bitch!
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Sil @sil-ly-billy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Finally got one of my favorite Saga panels tattooed thanks to @elijorgensen.bsky.social. They did Fiona Staples' work justice. 🤩
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
i’m too mad (and poor) to buy a switch 2
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Drawing body horror stuff is fun cuz there’s no rules
Gross drawing of a figure that’s all gross and shit, tummy is a mouth full of sharp teeth, one hand holding the heavy tongue coming out of the tummy mouth. Lots of gross tentacle from the waist down. Idk
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Expedition 33 combat is maybe the most fun I’ve ever had fighting something in a video game. you parry just right and get the most satisfying little final fantasy moment with lots of whooshing and every time I’m like, hell yeah get fucked old man
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i have to continually remind myself before, during and after a nap that now is not the time to try and tackle all my most pressing problems in life
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Prepping is a privilege Stockpiling is a privilege Bugging out is a privilege Moving is a privilege All of these things require money, resources & most importantly… health. Disabled people can’t prep. We’re too reliant on the supply chain because we have no other choice. Don’t leave us behind
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
sometimes I wanna excuse my air-headedness on being high but then I remember I haven’t been high for like 3 months and then I’m like oh I’m just a dummy straight up
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Look at this broody Harpy I designed and tattood of my one free will
Black ink tattoo of a Hary creature with a mermaid tail, lots of black uses and some dotwork with a few spots of blank skin for the highlights of the design. Don’t on the front of the upper arm on pale skinBlack ink tattoo of a Hary creature with a mermaid tail, lots of black uses and some dotwork with a few spots of blank skin for the highlights of the design. Don’t on the front of the upper arm on pale skinBlack ink tattoo of a Hary creature with a mermaid tail, lots of black uses and some dotwork with a few spots of blank skin for the highlights of the design. Don’t on the front of the upper arm on pale skin
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
y’all ever read through your own posts and just think, hell yeah this person GETS IT
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
i had a pet iguana in high school and this was my reality
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
a yummy looking crab I designed and tattood yesterday if you even care 🥺
A colorful crab tattoo on the back of arm above the elbow, done in a whimsical like art, celestial style with purple and pink so loud fills and sparkly dotwork with white accents 
A colorful crab tattoo on the back of arm above the elbow, done in a whimsical like art, celestial style with purple and pink so loud fills and sparkly dotwork with white accents 
A colorful crab tattoo on the back of arm above the elbow, done in a whimsical like art, celestial style with purple and pink so loud fills and sparkly dotwork with white accents 
A colorful crab tattoo on the back of arm above the elbow, done in a whimsical like art, celestial style with purple and pink so loud fills and sparkly dotwork with white accents
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
god I miss when the internet was fun
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
seasonal allergies are cool because you get to feel like you have a cold every time the weather is nice
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
chat is is normal to want to have a jack hammer taken to your tailbone to obliterate the muscle tension that accumulates there?
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
someone offhandedly said “you can never have too much cheese” to me as a kid and I took that to heart and it’s basically ruined my life
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’m 38 and I do this with some of the tattoos I do
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i could do without the whole matt damon bit of interstellar
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Gumby looks like he’d offer to help you move
Two matching Gumby tattoos I did this morning, black line work only and some stipple shading
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i don’t think I can ever be interested in Dune
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
am I gonna have to kick AI’s ass?
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
tubi is the walmart dvd bin of streaming services
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
you know how in zelda you have to access towers to fill out the map? that’s what we are all supposed to be doing by being into whatever we’re into. learn as much as you can so you can fill out your little corner of the universe and help fill out the map of human knowledge and experience for everyone
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
feast your weary eyes on these beautiful stickers i made
An assortment of stickers of my artwork,  mostly a mixture of clowns and brightly colored smut
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
i’m here to do two things and i’m all out of bubble gum
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
is there anything more exciting than not going to a thing you don’t wanna go to?
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
couldn’t remember the name of goodwill and called it goofball island which is better anyway
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Eli Jorgensen @elijorgensen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
swirly space stuff is what 🪐
Swirly space tattoo done in black ink, on the front of the upper arm with little illustrative stars and a planet and also a crescent moon why not Same shot, zoomed out. Swirly space tattoo done in black ink, on the front of the upper arm with little illustrative stars and a planet and also a crescent moon why not
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