Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm tired, I had enoughstatic.klipy.comAngry HedgehogALT: Angry Hedgehog 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Age: ...ty-six Pronouns: He/him Location: UK Height: 5’8 Shoe size: 11 Sign: ♑ Sexuality: Asexual homoromantic Taken: nope. I'm looking for a BF Fave food: sushi-sashimi Smoke: No. I don't vape either Tattoos: Yes, 2 Piercings: Not anymore Fave color: Black DMs: Yes Music: Rock, metal 020
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The boyfriend of my dreams does not exis... Yes, he does, actually 🤩 150
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I'm not really sure if I should stroke my 🍆 and have a heatstroke, or leave it. Any suggestions? Apart from moving to Iceland.static.klipy.comWoody Woodpecker Sweating from the HeatALT: Woody Woodpecker Sweating from the Heat 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Hiya, can I order 2 number 3, please? I feel particularly hungry today. Cheers, mate. 020
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Alright. I guess I gotta do this random shit, cus it's becoming viral in my TL 😂 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Straight people are welcome too, and especially asexuals and demisexuals, if they still exist, considering that I feel like Matt Damon in The Martian. 020
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Me, every time I send a message or I comment oomfs' posts. I think my effort is pointless, tbf. That's life, innit?media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing in a corner of a dark room .ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a corner of a dark room . 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I doubt anyone knows me enough, but... Here we go. 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Year after year, Lux is always the cutest 🦊🩵 060
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Right, it's 2 am, insomnia is finally leaving my body, time to... 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I should be productive. Nope. I can't be arsed.media.tenor.coma close up of a cat wrapped in a white blanket with chinese writing on the bottom right cornerALT: a close up of a cat wrapped in a white blanket with chinese writing on the bottom right corner 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I wonder why when I like someone, they always live so far away: Northern England (especially Manchester), Scotland, even abroad, like Italy and the US. I know that the grass is always greener on the other side, but why?? 😩media.tenor.coma cartoon character says i 'm desperate in front of a south park signALT: a cartoon character says i 'm desperate in front of a south park sign 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I'm watching Stranger Things for the plot. The plot 😍🤤: 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 28/11/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a cat 's face with the words seriously on the bottomALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words seriously on the bottom 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Nobody: How's it going? Me:media.tenor.coma black background with a loading bar and the words waiting for deathALT: a black background with a loading bar and the words waiting for death 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Starbucks: no hot chocolate. They suggest a hot white chocolate instead. Fair enough, let's try it. Quoth the Raven: "Nevermore". FFS, that was nasty.media.tenor.coma woman in a blue sweater says that is vile netflixALT: a woman in a blue sweater says that is vile netflix 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 10+ nipple play: 4 sucking: 8½ being sucked: 2 rimming: 4 being rimmed: 0 fingering: 4 being fingered: 0 toys: 2 bdsm: 2 piss play: 1 dirty talk: 1 fisting: 0 being fisted: 0 topping: 4 bottoming: 0 cuddling: 10+ stroking: 10+ pit play: 3 foot play: 5 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Absolutely true. Everyone is beautiful. (Everyone but me, though, end of the discussion) 000
Reposted by Northern LightsRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Houston, Texas ICE GOONS hospitalized a 16-year-old U.S. citizen on his way to school. The teen, a star football and soccer player, was violently detained alongside his father. Despite his cries for help, “I’m underage!” the agents tackled him, resulting in severe neck and back injuries. 24824261597
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 20/10/2025The N*zi Germany Gestapo used to to the same less than a century ago. When will America introduce the moral police, which the MAGA Saint and martyr Charlie Kirk was dreaming of? 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Is there a medication, hypnosis technique,drug, lobotomy procedure, which makes you forget the lad you have a severe crush on? Asking for a friend.media.tenor.coma woman wearing a yellow moonshine visor says " this is a desperate "ALT: a woman wearing a yellow moonshine visor says " this is a desperate " 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Yeah, right. I doubt it. I would be the random miserable unnamed college student, who always dies badly for no apparent reason in a ghastly bloodbath, during the very first scene of the film 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Is there a reason why all the lads that I fancy live up North? County Durham, Manchester, even Scotland. Totally unfair.media.tenor.coma cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop . 000
Reposted by Northern LightsDr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 15/09/2025One issue over Kirk was that for LGBTQ ppl, he was a terrorist inciting hate & violence. For cis straight politicos/journos he was a ‘polite’ debater. That ‘debate’ is whether LGBTQ ppl have the right to exist. Such a debate is ‘fascism’ & was resolved at the Nuremberg Trials. 625957
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 03/09/2025My mood todaymedia.tenor.coma candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo . 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 21/08/2025ROTFL. More? I don't even have a single one 🥹😂 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 20/08/2025If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by! 1. Animal Crossing: New Horizons 2. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 3. Super Mario Party 4. Stray 5. Kingdom Hearts III 6. Final Fantasy XV 7. Hogwarts Legacy 8. The Witcher: Wild Hunt 9. Uncharted 4 10. Spirit of the North 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 19/08/2025That's why I never go to the beach or to the swimming pool 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 19/08/2025On holiday for 2 weeks. I'm gonna spend my time playing Final Fantasy XV, Stray, Hogwarts Legacy, and Kingdom Hearts III. 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 16/08/2025First, Tom is my ideal hubby, I've been having a crush on him for years. Second, I want to be right down there in the middle, whilst Kit and Tom make me gag. Thanks. 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I am not surviving this heatwave. The Met Office said it would end today. Now they're saying it will end on Monday. In the meantime I'm evaporatingmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a newspaper that says heat wave continues on itALT: a cartoon of a newspaper that says heat wave continues on it 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 09/08/2025N- Helsinki (Finland) E- Singapore (Singapore) S- Mombasa (Kenya) W- Cancun (Mexico) 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 08/08/2025My patience has run out. Today my F bombs are on salemedia.tenor.comhomer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something .ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something . 000
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 23/07/202510 reasons why I am not moving from the UK (England) to the US (Utah): 1. Donald Trump 2. No universal healthcare 3. Heavy taxation 4. Lack of state benefits 5. High priced utilities 6. Insane HOA fees 7. Gun violence 8. Police violence 9. Cost of living 10. Infernal Visa & Green Card processes 010
Northern Lights @elijahsdream9.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Farewell, Ozzy Osbourne #ozzyosbourne #blacksabbath 030
