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Eli Deep

@elideep.bsky.social
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Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.

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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 16m
Same. By our powers combined …
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 17m
Becky needs to recharge that bedazzled blazer or something. Damn. #wnba
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 59m
My heart loves the Valks getting to the finals in their second season. My brain would much rather face the Aces.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
Oh my gosh HI
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 2h
Fire these fuckin refs
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
She’s so generous!
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
OH HULLO THERE SUNCAT 🌞
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Kendra @prettynerd70.bsky.social · 1h
She's coming for one in the W now. #wnba
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LSU Player's Championship Ring Gesture
Alt: Angel Reese Championship Ring Gesture
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 1h
Sandy Brondello smiling at a press event.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 1h
I NEED A 10 PC LEMON PEPPER MAGIC CITY, ATL WTF GOINNNNNN #wnba
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Angel Reese
ALT: Angel Reese
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
I see it!
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
ONE TEAM ONE DREAM BABYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
I’m about to steal Freya’s pills. #wnba
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1h
the ball was so fucking dramatic for that omg
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
Gonna throw up. #wnba
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 1h
I can’t sit down
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 2h
Dream is playing like a championship team. #wnba
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Annalise Maxine Shaw Keating, Openly Black Attorney at Law @moniquely-uniq.blacksky.app · 2h
OI OI OI
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Benadryl Fitzgerald @the-soliloquist.blacksky.app · 2h
They gotta give Rebecca and Ryan the ability to challenge
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 2h
Fire these fuckin refs
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 2h
I feel good about that matchup
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 3h
We are cooking now #wnba
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 3h
Oh, we’re back to calling players breathing on each other fouls great
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 3h
LET’S GO DREAM
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Pitch Mr. Perfect @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social · 3h
Including the playoffs, the Atlanta Dream are 13-0 in games where Angel Reese makes at least one three-pointer. #WNBA I @theixsports.bsky.social
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 3h
Y E S
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 4h
The number of times cars speed up to pass me RIGHT when the road narrows for a bus stop ….
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 4h
People regularly ride my ass closer than this as though that will make me move my bike out of the lane. Couple weeks ago I stopped and got off and made fun of the dude. Not my smartest move but it felt good.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 4h
RIP to the timeline’s blood pressure bc there are some SPORTS on tonight
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 7h
here's my annoying bluesky take: when a woman masturbates on an airplane she is committing a crime and an egregious moral offense and it's not funny and you shouldn't joke about it.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 7h
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETTYGIRL!! you don’t look a day after ten.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 10h
I swear there are more ads now than before we had to also pay for everything
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 11h
murder
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 11h
Don't speak of such horrors
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 12h
Just watched a crow dodge traffic to snatch a lizard right out the road #florida
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 12h
Surgery went well! Recovery is ruff, but she's a trooper.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Poor Freya just a-cryin’ 😭
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💜💜💜
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The turtle laughed. The lizards laughed. The snake laughed. The field mouse laughed, and Frog laughed.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our big girl is home and very drunk and sad, but everything went well. 💜
A grey and white pit bull wearing a burgundy Aeropostale shirt from the Beals outlet. She’s laying on an oatmeal colored blanket on a dog cot.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's the thing I love gateway but the marta access is so nice at state farm
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Are you enjoying Microsoft Word?" are you fucking serious
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh yeah 100%. maybe wearing a cloud skirt or something
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Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obviously this is a great move for the Dream. But I will always appreciate the environment they created at the Gateway Center. It honestly felt like you were going to a basketball game at a club.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been evangelizing about a giant anthropomorphic peach. It's perfect.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm so glad for the Dream but sad for me. RIP Gateway Center Dream games vibes.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me too! And I'm real glad I found the other tumor the other night, so she only has to go under anesthesia once.
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying!!!
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Confirmed sweet Freya has two mast cell tumors that are being removed today. My sweet girl.
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