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Marcus

@elgobsucram.bsky.social
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Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably reading. Probably doing calisthenics. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 4m
Right, so I had 2 drinks and 2 hours in the arcade and it cost me £40. I now understand. This is why everyone's getting on the baggies every weekend. I think I'd rather be huffing a suspicious substance all night for £40, and be merry, than pay that for 2 hours and go home.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 8m
Art
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 9m
To finish, the quintessential.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1h
If you know a lawyer who would be able to swing it that it would be a charitable act instead of assault...?
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2h
Cocktails and classic consoles
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2h
It started with taking up calisthenics and headphones falling out whenever I was upside down. Then losing my headphones for about a month. Then I was just used to it.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 3h
I do this frequently. Intentionally. I did it this morning.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 3h
If anyone needs me, I'm playing with my mates, then going to NQ64 to game.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 4h
I find her daily in my local supermarket and I cannot walk past without saying THE WHAT 😂
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 4h
Someone I had a massive crush on returned to Manchester... With a massive dodgy moustache 😭 why are perfectly hot men doing this to themselves?
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 11h
TV will never again be as funny as Chidi Anagonye being in The Bad Place because his rigid morality of considering the benefit of the entire population annoyed too many people 😂
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 12h
I get up at 6am anyway. Keeps my routine and I sleep better for it. I power nap in the middle of the day if I need to
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 12h
Nailed it a lot simpler than I did.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 12h
Someone should explain to them what the word "efficacy" means. But. Let's not expect anything remotely accurate and non-shilling from @apnews.com , they've made their client journalism position clear.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22h
I know I'm not trans because I'm too lazy to assert my current identity, much less spend years and loads of money changing myself Or maybe I would, if I had your therapist
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22h
SHE'S TRANSING THE PATIENTS
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22h
Ok I got the horn, let's do this
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22h
All sugar coated with a thin veneer of "patriotism"
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22h
It's carefully-controlled subservience. As the only leader candidate that will allow the masses to indulge in that base instinct to kill, albeit minimally, he's ensuring votes that civilised candidates won't. Those who watch will be less human and shunned and will vote for him as no other option
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22h
Girl you're fucked
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not the mine 💀 topical though, I always eat chillis/spicy food unblock myself. Do ittttttttt
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I decided to upgrade my self-pity/-care night to add a steak and Southern fried chicken wings to popcorn and prosecco. Make a proper night of it Now that I'm walking home, I don't want any of it and I'd suffer at calisthenics tomorrow morn if I did 😭 My moods are as fickle as a gay man's affection
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And I Oop Meme Reaction
ALT: And I Oop Meme Reaction
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From laughter? I get that a lot. Testament to how jovial we are. ... Unless you mean the other cheeks.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is actually a good idea, so I'm going back to the gym to pre-work it off 😂
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this sudden and abject depression when people start posting/selling nudes? Because I genuinely was about to do it, for a little spark of joy/validation. I'm definitely having a drink, popcorn and movie/Pokopia evening.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💅🏾
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Begging influencers to stop
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just... Gimme one break, please, world. I beg. Just one, decent turn of fortune.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Both are bitches, so
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, agreed, but isn't your education system still hailing/teaching him as a massive hero?
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
America: Videogames glorify violence Also America: Hollywood romanticises death Still America: Must ban "inappropriate" shows and books Yet, obviously, America: TUNE IN LIIIIIVE for the show of the century; death by firing squad! Don't forget to like and subscribe for all your execution updates!
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh go OK then, I'll have it
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd hope so, given your upper body will be useless
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're welcome
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh no, showing off would be saying that I'm beign treated to drinks, it's very likely other people will be there before/after and it may be filmed.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💀 I thought on the right was Anna Phylactic
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Funny that's what I'll be saying to 2 guys tonight
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1 visit = 1 purchase
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Peter Griffin: Okay, But It Will Cost You
ALT: Peter Griffin: Okay, But It Will Cost You
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know that little wiggle you do at the apex of the prone hamstring curl, so you don't crush a testicle during the set? That. Any woman that notices looks disgusted. Any man that notices, however, enters an immediate brotherhood that'll last a lifetime, like:
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Gorilla Gives Thumbs Up & Points
ALT: Gorilla Gives Thumbs Up & Points
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And those who lambasted the very idea that people were entertained by Charlie Kirk's death, and removed scenes from TV shows so it didn't "romanticise" death/suicide.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So if I just make myself a little hard and put on all the jocks and underwear that I've been gifted but never actually worn...
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeh but this pic will bring all the boys to the yard and help. Drop it on grindr 😂
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait. I need to find this corner, I have plenty to sell.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And they'll preach that the survivors were chosen by God and, thus, more American.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
7 years on reddit, but have only been using it for 3. That should be a different award, 'oh you came back, finally, when twitter turned Nazi'. And only talk videogaming.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(although I value my job too much to dare risk turning up under the influence, myself)
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