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My achievements this weekend are doing 5 consecutive muscle ups, getting a free takeaway and making a beautiful man "arrive"

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 3h

I think my favourite part of this weekend was hearing my mate's sister ask him how many people it took for a threesome.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's that time of the month again. Who's coming to play with daddy? I mean, at DILF?

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Saw loads more money in my bank account than I thought, dared to be happy, then realised it's just one of my pensions 😭

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When you've spent the week binging and *HE* is coming to the event tonight 🫠

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love that it's Kelly Clarkson saying she likes AI that broke the gays today 😭

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I told my mate that I was so horny I was dry humping my pillow and he immediately exclaims that his boyfriend also does that... I was joking and now I think his boyfriend is weird. Is that really a thing?

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me booking an appointment with the sports masseur/chiropractor* and being completely unsurprised that the female is the only one with available appointments *situated in the gayest area of Manchester

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guys, I'm not being funny, but you're falling for AI fucking porn. You deserve your spam, scams, leaked details and assimilation.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"[Marcus] can you just---" "I'm having my lunch" "But it's 3---" "I had meetings 10-11, 12-1, 1-2 and 2-2.45 and have the mood appropriate to that schedule. Come back later"

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want to be friends with Vernon Kay

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Think cozzy livs has hit the PureGym commodity budget

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is just... So fucking relatable

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lord save me from sanctimonious right-wingers who are Facebook-educated

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apparently saying its common to release suspects to see if they reach out to their wider network and capture more makes me a terrorist support.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love post-event* empty gym. Y'all sleep off those hangovers and comedowns 😍 *Christmas/NYE/Easter/Pride/Eurovision/Homobloc/Hoopla/Halloween/any bank holiday

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He was. And shouldn't have been arrested.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know you've read, translated and used too many Latin words, without as much microbiology as you thought, when freshwater algae Haematococcus Pluvialis makes you think 'someone who loves blood rain'

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"We need to end this meeting now, because Marcus hasn't paid attention for a good 10-15 minutes. He's even texting and smirking at something more fun or interesting" 😭 The something was @leebutterley.bsky.social

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Businesses: sales and revenue are down loads, why? Literally everyone: costs too much Businesses: ok let's increase prices and make products even shitter and smaller Shareholders: yaaaaassss bleed them

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The snooze button is the enemy. Because I have woken up 6 minutes before I need to leave.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Love that the people who finally convinced me to buy and wear mesh are all late, so I'm stood alone in the gay village looking (more) like a cheap hooker.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I left my friend standing in the street because he made us leave a decent eatery, complaining that it was too busy, and genuinely suggested we go to McDonald's instead. No. Absolutely the fuck not.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I feel irrelevant tonight. So I'm going to bed before I slip even deeper into melancholy

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trust me to slip into a depressed binge the night before Gay Judgement Day 2 aka Pride 2 aka Homobloc.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

YES I KNOW THAT HE'S MY EX BUT CAN'T TWO PEOPLE RECONNECT? I ONLY SEE HIM AS A FRIEND (I just tripped and fell into his bed)

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm like "Daddy how it taste?" while I'm sitting on his fsce

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Obsessed with this guy who just pretended he dropped his phone in the toilet cubicle, because a bouncer was around, listened for the door to close, then huffed the fattest line I've ever heard

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

£310 raised for Macmillan and the only baked treat talked about was mine 💅🏾 Note to self: 500g pistachio cream is too much. Which, in hindsight, was obvious. But at least I've got some left to eat at home 👀

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You know what? It's too big for just 1 set.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Imagine being a billionaire and having the audacity to think you're hard-done by, because you have to pay money you'd not even miss for having so much of it, in order to pay taxes to help the country you say you love, until you have to pay the money you wouldn't feel gone.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you send multiple voice notes, don't blame me for not listening. You're the psycho, not I.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When the haircut makes you think "am I fuck 40 this year"

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So anyway, the pistachio cream and cakes were my submission for our Macmillan Coffee Morning at work. People are throwing money in the pot and stuffing their faces. I should probably take photos of everyone else's stuff. Yes I bought the shortbread. Yes I donated to the charity as well. Fuck you.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The bad part about being trusted to do a job to a decent standard without much oversight, is that the world is supposedly ending when you do make a mistake

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thrusting 175kg today. Who's next?

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On the bright side, the 36 of these travelled well. Cunts at work better appreciate them and Macmillan, I guess.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When you hear an obnoxiously loud engine, see a cunt run a red light and just know it's an Audi.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Waking up and restless at 1.30am with 🍆 is annoying because I already had sex within the last 6 hours 😩

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does it still count as fuck buddies if you talk every day, he's driven from a different city 3 times in as many weeks, is here this weekend and you have another "dick appointment" at his in 2 weeks? Or is it typical gay hedonism and ignoring/absolving? Asking for a friend/fuck buddy. And me. 😂

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bernard came to play and Summer keeps squealing, as she always does, so she's locked in the kitchen. We swear she wants to attack/ kill/eat him.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

To summarise: 1) 'Enraged' Terf claims trans woman exposed [male] genitals to [female] patients 2) But she wasn't present; claims a colleague told her, but didn't tell anyone else 3) Patients also have said nothing 4) NHS trust also received no reports or complaints www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Doctor 'enraged' over NHS transgender ward policy

A consultant psychiatrist says a patient exposed themselves to female patients on the women-only ward.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everything felt a bit... Drafty... For the first half of this workout. Then I realise I've got no boxers on and am freeballing in the gym. I hope no one's had a good perve.

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