Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bsky is by far my MOST public social media. Anybody on the planet can see my posts here. And yet 90% of my Bsky posts are Alexandria-specific. I do not understand my own behavior. Also, I'd be curious to see further study that compares the dumpster fire that is Nextdoor to other platforms. 020
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026alxwhere #19 🐪 · 2,277/3,000 🟩🟩🟧 1. 1000 pts · 43 ft off 2. 908 pts · 574 ft off 3. 369 pts · 0.84 mi off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 020
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's a testament to both the intelligence of my dog, and the talent of the actors, that my dog got really invested in The Blair Witch Project when we watched it together last night. He was distraught whenever characters cried, and he barked like crazy when they went into the basement. Good boy. 080
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026alxwhere #18 · 2,442/3,000 🟩🟧🟩 1. 1000 pts · 49 ft off 2. 442 pts · 0.69 mi off 3. 1000 pts · 131 ft off alxwhere.com This one would have been 3,000 if I'd been wearing my glasses.alxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 120
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I finished that popular Bright Sword book. If you loved this book, you absolutely should read Hope the Little Fox. If you hated The Bright Sword, you should also read Hope the Little Fox. Same for if you never read this book. Just read Hope the Little Fox already. www.goodreads.com/book/show/53... 040
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm ashamed of how superior I feel today for knowing that Rosemont Cellar used to have a different name. JFC what have I become. 040
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026alxwhere #17 · 1,884/3,000 🟨🟩🟥 1. 875 pts · 735 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 118 ft off 3. 9 pts · 3.80 mi off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 130
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026alxwhere #16 · 2,410/3,000 🟩🟩🟧 1. 1000 pts · 7 ft off 2. 997 pts · 177 ft off 3. 413 pts · 0.75 mi off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026alxwhere #14 · 2,967/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 30 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 0 ft off 3. 967 pts · 305 ft off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 130
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Finally!!! alxwhere #13 · 3,000/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 98 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 0 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 0 ft off alxwhere.com 130
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why for the love of all that is holy are there freakin' FIREWORKS on a WEDNESDAY?!?!?!? 1101
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What's even weirder than the comment itself is the big, pleased reaction from the audience. Surely that also have no idea WTF the joke or stereotype is supposed to be, right? They just heard the word "Hispanic" in something that sounds like a punchline and assumed they should be whooping it up. 2160
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Infuriatingly, this week I feel myself called to recommend the book Missoula by Jon Krakauer. An absolute MUST READ, though I wish it didn't have to exist in the first place.goodreads.comMissoula: Rape and the Justice System in a College TownFrom bestselling author Jon Krakauer, a stark, powerful… 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026alxwhere #12 🐪 · 2,030/3,000 🟩🟩🟥 1. 1000 pts · 52 ft off 2. 926 pts · 489 ft off 3. 104 pts · 1.86 mi off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 120
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have a theory that the entire ALXwhere game is an elaborate and clever advertisement for the charity in #3. 030
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jfc when will blsky give us the ability to edit? My own typos and autocorrects are driving me nuts. Sigh. That was of course supposed to say "WHY do I have to..." 000
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Any do I have to do a captcha to pay a speeding ticket? What's the concern? That a bot might start paying random people's tickets? Oh noo! 150
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ah, on FB. Now I see it (er now I see the comment history. The "map" is gone.) So weird. On the one hand I sympathize with non-tech-savvy folks who just can't figure out what they're doing. But on the other (bigger) hand, they've had way too much time to claim learning curve as an excuse anymore. 100
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hmm... The day that I had my absolute worst rock-bottom score (thus far!) is the day when everyone else got their perfect scores. Fascinating. Someone needs to compile everyone's scores and run some analytics. 120
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026alxwhere #11 · 872/3,000 🟥🟥🟨 1. 12 pts · 3.61 mi off 2. 5 pts · 4.35 mi off 3. 855 pts · 833 ft off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm so confused on why they didn't at least approve teacher parking on Johnston Place. That seems like a no-brainer. 000
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm gonna go with "rich and therefore powerful alumni." 010
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026alxwhere #10 · 1,987/3,000 🟩🟩🟥 1. 948 pts · 390 ft off 2. 977 pts · 262 ft off 3. 62 pts · 2.28 mi off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 010
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026alxwhere #9 · 2,046/3,000 🟩🟥🟩 1. 1000 pts · 16 ft off 2. 95 pts · 1.93 mi off 3. 951 pts · 381 ft off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not sure why I couldn't share my result from yesterday, but here we go for the record: 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We live close to the tracks so I assumed a very heavy train. But then I saw everyone else in different locations posting about it and several people confirming fireworks at the Nats game at the exact same time. 120
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why the F does a baseball game need the loudest fireworks on the planet? I'm so grumpy about this. 000
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah we can hear them clearly in Rosemont indoors with the noise maker on and earplugs in. They are LOUD. 000
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm running for office to propose a New Law: Banning all fireworks on nights that are not NYE, July 4th, or an event I personally am attending. Alternative Law: no fireworks allowed anytime I personally am trying to sleep. 070
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Also missing: Silicon Valley, True Detective North Country, Green Wing (But VERY HAPPY to see Peep Show on here!) 000
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Where the heck are The Boys, Orange is the New Black, The Haunting of Hill House, and Midnight Mass?! 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Neighborhood listserv sent out a report on reasonable and helpful proposed safety improvements near our local elementary school. How do my totally sane neighbors respond? Response 1: "Some elementary school children are not experienced drivers." ? Response 2: "What happened to sAfEtY pAtRoLs?!??" 060
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm just getting worse and worse at this. 😞 alxwhere #7 · 809/3,000 🟨🟥🟥 1. 746 pts · 0.27 mi off 2. 6 pts · 4.12 mi off 3. 57 pts · 2.34 mi off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 210
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I tell ya what... nothing crushes self confidence faster than going shopping for clothes. jfc I FEEL like I'm a somewhat normal- looking person with an in-shape body. The fitting room mirror begs to differ. 051
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oof...alxwhere #6 · 1,784/3,000 🟩🟧🟥 1. 951 pts · 381 ft off 2. 560 pts · 0.50 mi off 3. 273 pts · 1.08 mi off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 240
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why the heck does everyone else know where this one random yoga place is? There are a million yoga places in this town. 020
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026alxwhere #5 · 1,881/3,000 🟥🟨🟩 1. 147 pts · 1.58 mi off 2. 734 pts · 0.28 mi off 3. 1000 pts · 69 ft off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 240
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Arguably the greatest English-language author of all time (IMO.) 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What a coincidence! I just started this book today. Haven't read any of his other work so didn't know I was supposed to have boob-count expectations. 110
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Also useful. I do not plan to launder. This thing is gonna get and remain filthy. 100
Clem Fandanga @elgalv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wait it just hit me that you specified babies because you may have assumed I meant a baby-sized onesie. I plan to paint an adult-sized onesie for myself. Is the problem that no human should have it on their skin? Or that babies might put the onesie in their mouth? 100