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@elfupps.bsky.social
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Dad, breather of air, human… and working to be better at all of them.

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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 10h
Awesome! Encourage encourage encourage! He still reminds me of my friend’s son who by the time he was 26 was running Nina Ricci‘s fashion house!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 20h
Interesting how this is referred to as a terrorist act rather than an act of war ... www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
British national arrested in connection with RAF Fairford incident
It is the seventh arrest in connection to the incident near RAF Fairford last month.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Psychopath much, Donold?
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guess she wants the rest of us to suffer too. Without Saying His Name, Paxton’s Estranged Wife Says to Vote for Him www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
nytimes.com
Without Saying His Name, Paxton’s Estranged Wife Says to Vote for Him
In a new ad, the wife of Ken Paxton, who is divorcing him for alleged adultery, tells Texas voters to focus on the “whole team,” not “individual players.”
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But, but, my other house is a … well, it’s an outhouse.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone have an old carpet?
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the photo were framed wider, we would see that he is wearing a pair of old crusty scratched-through boxers.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After ICE that’s all?!?!?
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why do they have to be such greedy motherfuckers?
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, wanna see him prosecuted and in prison!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Impeachment my ass, imprisonment!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The level of corruption in Donold's administration is beyond absurd. Kristi Noem’s Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She Left www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
nytimes.com
Kristi Noem’s Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She Left
The Homeland Security Department signed a multi-million dollar agreement to buy five aircraft from a company owned by a political contributor of the secretary on her last day, documents show.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The level of corruption in Donold's administration is beyond absurd. Kristi Noem’s Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She Left www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
nytimes.com
Kristi Noem’s Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She Left
The Homeland Security Department signed a multi-million dollar agreement to buy five aircraft from a company owned by a political contributor of the secretary on her last day, documents show.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The grift is strong with this one.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forgot - better at not being a grifting asshole!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A definite red line!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep waiting for all that excess change to fall out'a their pockets!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Delusional, demented, and deranged.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impeachments?!?! Prosecutions and prison terms!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Death of the American Dream
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you say - Greedy Motherfucker!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The whole of the Republican Party is a confederacy of dunces.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does he really think that by his making an appearance will actually bring in MORE votes?
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The infected and the infector!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see dumb people.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The U.S. owes $40 trillion in debt. Everyone has an opinion about why. But there’s one question you almost never hear asked: Who’s actually getting paid?
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How’s the cake taste, everyone?
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update - up another 30 cents in a week! Again at the cheapest station in town.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love how the members of the cult of Donold are attempting to gaslight everyone into believing that the current high gas and diesel prices have nothing to do with Donold’s war in Iran.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WTF general? Paxton was never even in the military.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update - up another 30 cents in a week! Again at the cheapest station in town.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Of course we are!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had to --
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell, congress doesn't work, that's for damn sure!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had to --
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Alfred Hitchcock's Guillotine 'Work Out'
ALT: Alfred Hitchcock's Guillotine 'Work Out'
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A clown show wrapped in a clusterfuck stuffed in a confederacy of dunces.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spineless as a salted slug!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
$500K!?!?!? I dream of a $500K mortgage!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Donold the Delusional
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WTAF? This is America? What a joke
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yup - Idiocracy
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Merika!
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Dark Knight Heath Ledger
ALT: The Dark Knight Heath Ledger
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is today’s in SLO - at the cheapo station!🫪
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
$6.49!? I only wish I was paying $6.49 for diesel.
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got ya beat!😭
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elfupps.bsky.social @elfupps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today, from the cheapest gas station in my town!
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