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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 1h
But the instagrams of him spinning the pizzas in front of a couple of shelves of Southwest Reporters and Texas Cases is a chef’s kiss for Italian American lawyers
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 21h
The alliteraction of cuddle, cardamon, and Copenhagen marks you as an appellate maven.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What’s the difference between State Court Clerks and #5thcir Clerks-5th Circuit Judges splash the cash for “Real” Tervis Tumblers & Fed clerks carelessly abandon them like a Starbucks drive thru cup. His state court clerks never would never have let this happen. @baffc.bsky.social #appellatesky
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dear #teamwillett, your once (& future) overlord will be disappointed at you leaving this behind. Why not just send a draft opinion to WAPO? His state clerks never got such cool bling & still managed to keep the office supplies accounted for. So 5th Circuit! #texapp #5thcir #appellatetwitter
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At least you’re not having to watch the Aggies prove that they are Pinocchio, and definitely NOT a real boy. Man, December and the Redman/Grizzly Independece Bowl can not come soon enough. At least, I have BBQ-it never disappoints me.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2026 SEC motto -Dont piss away the chance to watch the Bulldogs this season
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If this isn't in an @austinkleon.bsky.social book, I know it should be. Mister Rogers, @historycomics.bsky.social, and @austinkleon.bsky.social are my 3 horsemen for facing down the Apocolypse.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Senor Don Gato was a cat
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Phil Collins making me cry throughout the entire film
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In which #LSU head coach, Kim M. shows for the thousandth time, what a complete shit of her she is. “I can’t let a war waged by Russia interfere with #SEC basketball” . www.mediaite.com/media/sports...
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Ukrainian Women’s Basketball Player Leaves LSU Just Days After Team Signed Russian Player
A Ukrainian women's college basketball player suddenly left LSU just days after the team signed another player from Russia.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dear #Southwest Airlines, Absolutely had the worst customer service experience at MTH today-Rude, condescending and unhelpful. Not many gate agents have the gumption to tell a 67 YO Parkinson’s patients requesting wheelchair assistance that they might like to walk. So very disappointed.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The New York Boxing Commission required Dempsey to agree to the fight in order to retain his license BUT they required the fight to take place in so where other than New York because they feared a race riot if Wills won.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The original “Streisand Effect”-only with booze
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dempsey kept ducking Wills, like he had done from 1920 on. Tunney would thrash Dempsey later this year. Both Jack Johnson and Ali would have been proud of having Wills in their rightful company.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No copies of the movie survive. Paddock, a Texan and Marine, died in an air crash during the 2nd World War near Sitka, Alaska.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have come to view you (and this list) as the modern version of Capt. Jefferson Kyle Kidd from “News of the World”. Moving between electronic towns(and every between centuries), to share the news from beyond the things we can see from the 10 feet on either side of us.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
She had Been married to her husband for 69 years when he passsd away in 2023
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Got to be so proud that we’ve been f’ing up the schoolchildren of Texas for over a century to make sure that a specific religious point of view gets ahead. So if Texas censors books & crams down religious texts all night long, It's just a family tradition! A proud centennial! #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sounds like the dude was just on an average afternoon Southwest Airline flight. I mean suck it up, buttercup! stow those bad vibes in the overhead bin! And some being a shitty human.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ETTD #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This turned out to be a pretty good idea #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Two tours thru the Texas House. RIP #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
100 Years Ago in Texas: Austin had a variety of July 4 celebrations from institutions still around #txlege #austin
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
100 years ago in Texas: from the Sulphuric Springs Daily News. #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
100 years ago in Texas: From the Falfuruas Facts. A great question from Uncle Sam. #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
100 years ago in Texas:From the Cuero Daily News #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#txlege No one ever asked JLC to clear his teaching assignments with the university systems staff.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What would a Texas Dadliest Band bracket look like? #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This was the podcast about the 98 US Men’s Team and Alexi. If you like a good disaster movie filled with disagreeable subjects-this is for you!
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Somewhere there is a podcast of the disaster of the last World Cup team we was on and it highlights the fact he basically lied about his condition and knew he would be a drag on their chances, but he would say anything to make the roster for himself-still the same type of teammate.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Neither the above photo or the one mentioned in a 2021 @bbqsnob.bsky.social column show a clear view of what was on the plate.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How the hell can it be 2026 and I didn’t know about Fidel F’n Castro eating BBQ in HTown wearing a cowboy hat? I blame @bbqsnob.bsky.social And @paulaforbes.bsky.social Now, thats a Texas Monthly article-photos and backstories of 20 most famous people hovering up ribs, briskets and sides #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Geno had the misfortune to be sandwiched by Jim Sundberg on one era and Pudge on the other. But he put together out a career-caught Nolan, handled Charle Hough’s knuckleball, and played where the needed him-plus His kid plays in White Denim
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Take it to NCSL Legal Services Section this summer meeting-it would slay
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the University of Texas is Little bitch! Sark wrote a check that his players are aren’t willing to cash!!! sark always chickens out and so do his dudes. Enjoy your liberal austin stuff-At Texas a tech, we know how to get it done. #lowTUT #txlege #texastech #wreckem #Gunsup
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Texas Tech tells UT to “Nut Up OR shut Up”- Sark and UT will nut up and agree to play cupcakes rather than face a real football team. F U. UT-Longhorns always chicken out #ttxlege #texastech #wreckem #gunsup
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Texas Tech tells UT to “nut up or shut up”—-and the great thing about Sark (and the Gutless UT board of regents) is going going to SACO (Sark Always Chickens Out). #txlege ought to make them fight. TECH Is everything right about Texas. #wreckem #gunsup #texastech www.espn.com/college-foot...
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McGuire: Texas Tech willing to play Sarkisian's Texas in Week 1
After Texas coach Steve Sarkisian made headlines by torching Texas Tech's strength of schedule, Red Raiders coach Joey McGuire shot back with an open invitation for the Horns to pay a visit to Lubbock.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
To make it clear, taking a couple of $M and washing it in Israeli bonds, doesnt make sucking up to neo-N supporters a wash-it just shows that you are shitting your pants about the outcome. Those bonds are just about to come due, how did you make out? #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“Perfected the art” #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Wyoming “Bo Pilgrims” it. If there was ever proof history repeats itself, it would be dumb assess delivering checks on the Red and Green carpet, after #txlege already preferred the art and showed why it was undesirable. (Unless you are getting Dan Patrick $$$ ). www.wyomingnews.com/laramieboome...
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Wyoming lawmakers expand legislative ethics training after 'Checkgate' controversy
JACKSON — The Wyoming Legislature’s Management Council decided Wednesday to expand its legislative ethics training after some representatives accepted campaign checks on the House floor this session, ...
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s not. As Obi-Wan said: “The Texas Senate. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious.” The most important thing to know is your boss’s dick is already is Dan’s pocket. And they are alright with that. #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Honestly, exporting Texas roosters to engage in cockfights-pretty novel way to promote Texas agriculture. But you know what they say-what starts with Texas changes the world. #txlege www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/w...
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Korean Air Bans Roosters on U.S. Flights to the Philippines
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
man, she would have made a great movie of the week. In 1929, she was arrested in DC and she apparently violated parole in NY for a hotel lobby disturbance. Then there was her $1M lawsuit against a suitor. They tried to deport her to China or Japan and neither country would accept her.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Larry McMurtry would have strong views on Google’s plan for a massive data center in Archer County. Like Gus says in Dove, he’d tell us that lawyers & bankers (& tech bros) destroy good country. I imagine that they will pave over his bookstore & the last picture show. #txlege @lmcgaughy.bsky.social
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dear #txlege , Don’t ever, ever, ever do any of these things in this article or tolerate those who do. www.npr.org/2026/04/29/n...
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How a Republican state lawmaker tried to let Holocaust deniers hijack history lessons
A New Hampshire Republican. A German Holocaust denier. A suspicious bottle of baby oil. An NPR investigation reveals how the alarming rise of antisemitic conspiracy theories reached a state capitol.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Law clerk hijinks-the apex of res ipsa. Now go out there, make a cranky judge chuckle, and get you a unanimous panel.
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
only advice-grap some Beignets-Chief Judge Reavley used to say if you you don’t have pregame fried dough, your oral argument won’t flow. Chief Judge Priscilla used to say the same
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why would any lawyer let their client testify before this committee under these circumstances? On the surface, several have suggested the camp‘s legal strategy to date has been, at best, tone deaf and at worst, probably ensured both criminal and civil consequences for the camp operators. #txlege
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elephantfarmer.bsky.social @elephantfarmer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Today is the perfect date-Thanks to Sandra Bullock and all those who Miss Congeniality! #txlege
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