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@element242.com
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Husband, Dad | Islanders, Giants, Knicks | Digital Advertiser, Producer, Designer, Voice | Boise via New York 🔵 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇮🇪 🇫🇷 🏴‍☠️

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element242 @element242.com · 3h
If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't dracula
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Eric Northman: Try to Behave Yourself
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element242 @element242.com · 3h
Huffing Varnish is the opener for him on the upcoming album tour. Not many know this.
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element242 @element242.com · 3h
Caloose
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element242 @element242.com · 7h
Crypto loser bros getting scammed by the Trump family.
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element242 @element242.com · 13h
Performances are judged in numbers of yeets
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element242 @element242.com · 01/10/2026
Text POTUS to 45470 for wakeups
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element242 @element242.com · 01/10/2026
I will fear no arugula
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
Yeah but now we’re only getting 1200 cuz ya know…
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
More ads like this shit please
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
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blind hawkeye reading
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
“I just need you to find me Row 11,780.”
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
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I Need More Evidence Colin Jost
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
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Funny Hawkeye 'Hawkward' Moment
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
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Funny Hawkeye 'Hawkward' Moment
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
Yes but how many $1000 pens does he have? That’s the true measure.
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
Approved.
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Funny Hawkeye 'Hawkward' Moment
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
Liz Oyer is a hero
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element242 @element242.com · 30/09/2026
Oh those salad days when I was in the fake kitchen dreaming of the tradwifelife in my SOTU response
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element242 @element242.com · 29/09/2026
Sorry to interrupt guys, but the solution is simple. They’re called quenelles. All you need is like 16 spoons. Every pb&icecream chef knows this.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026
Around these parts it's called Skeeturday, the day we reply to contest posts like this one with a link to one of our own skeets or a friend's skeet. Multiple judges will be awarding their favorites with a shiny trophy from @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social! Like and repost this skeet or else.
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element242 @element242.com · 26/09/2026
Cleanliness is next to skeetliness. bsky.app/profile/sixf...
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element242 @element242.com · 25/09/2026
⬆️ ➡️ ⬆️ ⬇️ 🔜 ❌
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element242 @element242.com · 24/09/2026
Tom Tom Club is the shit !
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element242 @element242.com · 24/09/2026
Elder abuse
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element242 @element242.com · 24/09/2026
And here I was thinking footage was the length of film used in the camera.
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element242 @element242.com · 24/09/2026
Finish it all off with a Buillon Bath
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Aromat Umami Seasoning Shaker
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element242 @element242.com · 24/09/2026
Ok brilliant
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element242 @element242.com · 24/09/2026
Taste eruption imminent
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element242 @element242.com · 24/09/2026
Key data point
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element242 @element242.com · 23/09/2026
Nanometer Peter.
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Mr Bean Chef's Kiss
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element242 @element242.com · 23/09/2026
I farted and gave my wife the clap. Beat that.
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element242 @element242.com · 23/09/2026
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Gordon Ramsay: The Flavors Are There!
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element242 @element242.com · 23/09/2026
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Robert Palmer Simply
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element242 @element242.com · 23/09/2026
“soley”. What the fuck
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element242 @element242.com · 23/09/2026
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Elvis Costello's Ohhhh Oh Snap Reaction
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element242 @element242.com · 23/09/2026
What’s so funny bout peace, love and understanding?
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element242 @element242.com · 22/09/2026
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Oondasta Puts on a Clown Mask
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element242 @element242.com · 20/09/2026
Price or Aaron Jones today?
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element242 @element242.com · 18/09/2026
I said yeah. Yeah!
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element242 @element242.com · 18/09/2026
Big hands…
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Man's Horrifying Werewolf Transformation
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element242 @element242.com · 17/09/2026
Building Steam is the shit
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element242 @element242.com · 17/09/2026
100 percent
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element242 @element242.com · 16/09/2026
Haven’t tried this, but 2 options here: Turn off Siri, or keep Siri but ditch Apple intel youtu.be/cak-s0r2bjM?...
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Turn Off Apple Intelligence on macOS 27
YouTube video by HardReset.Info
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element242 @element242.com · 15/09/2026
Seems legit.
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element242 @element242.com · 15/09/2026
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Damien Thorn from The Omen
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element242 @element242.com · 10/09/2026
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element242 @element242.com · 10/09/2026
Just checked holdmyfamilieserectionsaccountable.com and it’s 7-0 NE going in to the 3rd quarter.
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element242 @element242.com · 08/09/2026
Fucking liar
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element242 @element242.com · 04/09/2026
What exit? Pretty damn close though - just a bit further up 95.
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element242 @element242.com · 04/09/2026
I come from a sub-hero-burb of NYC where we called this a “wedge”.
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