In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Yeah, my mom said middle school. The gate program she didn’t know about it until I told her. My cousin confirmed the trailers we went to (she was a grade above me, same school), because she never went to them but would see me come back after lunchtime 010
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Mine just walked over and said “mommy wanna play hockey?” PLS GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS I ALSO GAVE BIRTH TO!!! 151
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I will not be fighting hard to survive. But if I do, I call Ballads. I’ll be singing extremely dramatic songs describing the end. 010
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I have 4 months until I’m wearing that white dress and I’ve cut out sugar, processed foods and dairy. It’s been 3 months and I am JONESING for some banana pudding. It’s BAD. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’ve hit the point in summer break where I have to wake my kids to EAT. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Because the likelihood of the richest ones catching it is low- and for the ones that do, they have private hospital wings with “experimental treatments” (cures). 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 21/06/2026There is nothing worse than when you finish a good ass book. wtf do I do now???? I miss who I was 15 chapters ago 😔🖐🏾 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Jury Duty is quite literally bullshit. I could be at home and pay myself $30 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Idc. I had 3 kids under 3. Yes, the youngest two WERE on toddler leashes. You try chasing two 1 year olds in two directions while keeping an eye on your 3 year old. There are perverts EATING kids. I was stressed okay? 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I wish natives would’ve treated mfs like the threats they were man. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Male Peacocks are only more colorful to GET the attention of …… Female peacocks. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Apple and Google Maps gotta be working with big oil. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The first prostitute was that GWORL. They was out here taking the peach and someone still thought to themselves- “I can make them pay for it” 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/05/2026How you child plays chess teaches you so freaking much about their brains. My son is 8 and he is WAY smarter than i was at 8… his moves are so complex.. bro just learned how the pieces moved 2 days ago guys im freaking out 010
Reposted by In•cock?neat-oMiiriya @miiriya.com · 14/05/2026A Black single mother has fallen behind on rent a few times and is pleading for help. She works a part-time job, and with rising costs she hasn't been able to keep up and needs help with overdue bills. Let's each give $1 to get her to her goal. We've helped 273 people, let's keep goingmiiriya.comMiiriya’s MutualsHelp someone struggling in the community! 02535
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The fact I’ve genuinely hated this man for two decades- I’m so happy I’m vindicated. 011
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I am and I do. Proudly 20 years strong actually. Since Degrassi. 010
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It’s URR-AHN. Not EYE-RAN. Jesus Devontae Christ!!!!! 250 years of being the greatest country in the world… wants to continue… for everyone…. Hm… interesting. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026My favorite sentence is “I didn’t marry a fucking loser”. Mostly to other people, but it’s fun to say to him too😭😭 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This isn’t even a recession indicator. It’s a depression. It’s too expensive to own a reliable car so now you won’t be able to own that either- but don’t worry, they’re doing you a favor by renting it to you! Not to own! But to borrow! 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I can’t believe they tried to tell Meryl Streep that she wasn’t pretty enough to be an actress. I’ve always found her to be pretty, since I was a little girl. 010
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I just pray- PRAY- that kdot drops a whole album may 15 010
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I’m sitting in the lobby awaiting my appointment and there are two kids next to me playing- fairly loud. Running around, hitting eachother and yelling. I only even noticed because one accidentally kicked my foot. All I can think about is how heavily policed we are. If these kids were black… 020
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Having a commander in chief that was never loved by anyone as a child is EXHAUSTING 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I don’t care if it’s controversial. I don’t like when same sex monoracial black couples get non-black donors. Why is your baby half Filipino? Give me one reason why you wouldn’t get a black donor. If you say sickle-cell I stg—- 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Remember during icecream licking-gate, we didn’t need to worry about talenti because their icecream won’t open even if you paid for it??? 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I’m back from the other side (I.e. I can open my previously glued eyes). Girlllll, it’s H-flu… which isn’t even common (allegedly) 110
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Guys I dont know what I have right now- but I’m 90% sure in 2 months it’s going to be announced as a pandemic and / or REALLY bad variant 110
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Anything outside of Tony Hawk pro skater is incorrect 010
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/03/2026When WE “glorify” our cultures destructive behavior, it unfortunately impacts our whole culture. When THEY glorify their destructive behavior, it aggressively impacts the WORLD. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 25/03/2026No but we just had a shower at the strip club and them girls was spilling TEA. We are absolutely in a recession 😭😭😭 010
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I fear it’ll be replaced with something 3000x worse 111
Reposted by In•cock?neat-oMike Hudema @mikehudema.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Repeat after me. A habitable planet is more important than the profits of a few fossil fuel companies. Pass it on. #ActOnClimate 711250
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Bro said if you won’t let me disenfranchise this country- AINT NO COUNTRY 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 07/03/2026And I started thinking to myself… MAN. What did she do to make them niggas THAT mad!? 120
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If I say: “I don’t know, I don’t care, plus you’re poor”. I don’t mean financially. 000
In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Because ACTUALLY I spend money recklessly all YEAR thank you very much 010