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In•cock?neat-o

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Idk wtf is going on

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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah, my mom said middle school. The gate program she didn’t know about it until I told her. My cousin confirmed the trailers we went to (she was a grade above me, same school), because she never went to them but would see me come back after lunchtime
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bro??? Summer can’t end QUICK ENOUGH😂😂😂
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mine just walked over and said “mommy wanna play hockey?” PLS GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS I ALSO GAVE BIRTH TO!!!
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I will not be fighting hard to survive. But if I do, I call Ballads. I’ll be singing extremely dramatic songs describing the end.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have 4 months until I’m wearing that white dress and I’ve cut out sugar, processed foods and dairy. It’s been 3 months and I am JONESING for some banana pudding. It’s BAD.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’ve hit the point in summer break where I have to wake my kids to EAT.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Because the likelihood of the richest ones catching it is low- and for the ones that do, they have private hospital wings with “experimental treatments” (cures).
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There is nothing worse than when you finish a good ass book. wtf do I do now???? I miss who I was 15 chapters ago 😔🖐🏾
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jury Duty is quite literally bullshit. I could be at home and pay myself $30
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Idc. I had 3 kids under 3. Yes, the youngest two WERE on toddler leashes. You try chasing two 1 year olds in two directions while keeping an eye on your 3 year old. There are perverts EATING kids. I was stressed okay?
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I wish natives would’ve treated mfs like the threats they were man.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Male Peacocks are only more colorful to GET the attention of …… Female peacocks.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Apple and Google Maps gotta be working with big oil.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The first prostitute was that GWORL. They was out here taking the peach and someone still thought to themselves- “I can make them pay for it”
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The FUCK is prek prom?!
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How you child plays chess teaches you so freaking much about their brains. My son is 8 and he is WAY smarter than i was at 8… his moves are so complex.. bro just learned how the pieces moved 2 days ago guys im freaking out
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Miiriya @miiriya.com · 14/05/2026
A Black single mother has fallen behind on rent a few times and is pleading for help. She works a part-time job, and with rising costs she hasn't been able to keep up and needs help with overdue bills. Let's each give $1 to get her to her goal. We've helped 273 people, let's keep going
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The fact I’ve genuinely hated this man for two decades- I’m so happy I’m vindicated.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am and I do. Proudly 20 years strong actually. Since Degrassi.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This shit made me CACKLE
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s URR-AHN. Not EYE-RAN. Jesus Devontae Christ!!!!! 250 years of being the greatest country in the world… wants to continue… for everyone…. Hm… interesting.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My favorite sentence is “I didn’t marry a fucking loser”. Mostly to other people, but it’s fun to say to him too😭😭
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This isn’t even a recession indicator. It’s a depression. It’s too expensive to own a reliable car so now you won’t be able to own that either- but don’t worry, they’re doing you a favor by renting it to you! Not to own! But to borrow!
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can’t believe they tried to tell Meryl Streep that she wasn’t pretty enough to be an actress. I’ve always found her to be pretty, since I was a little girl.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just pray- PRAY- that kdot drops a whole album may 15
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m sitting in the lobby awaiting my appointment and there are two kids next to me playing- fairly loud. Running around, hitting eachother and yelling. I only even noticed because one accidentally kicked my foot. All I can think about is how heavily policed we are. If these kids were black…
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Having a commander in chief that was never loved by anyone as a child is EXHAUSTING
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I don’t care if it’s controversial. I don’t like when same sex monoracial black couples get non-black donors. Why is your baby half Filipino? Give me one reason why you wouldn’t get a black donor. If you say sickle-cell I stg—-
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“The boys” couldn’t make a better scene I fear
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tequila…. Why does it go down there first?
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I know that saxophone was screaming internally.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Remember during icecream licking-gate, we didn’t need to worry about talenti because their icecream won’t open even if you paid for it???
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Gotta be a 4T
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“I can’t”. That was it.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’m back from the other side (I.e. I can open my previously glued eyes). Girlllll, it’s H-flu… which isn’t even common (allegedly)
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Tail just SWANGIN
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Guys I dont know what I have right now- but I’m 90% sure in 2 months it’s going to be announced as a pandemic and / or REALLY bad variant
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Anything outside of Tony Hawk pro skater is incorrect
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Dog just out mugging EVERYONE
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
When WE “glorify” our cultures destructive behavior, it unfortunately impacts our whole culture. When THEY glorify their destructive behavior, it aggressively impacts the WORLD.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
No but we just had a shower at the strip club and them girls was spilling TEA. We are absolutely in a recession 😭😭😭
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I fear it’ll be replaced with something 3000x worse
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Mike Hudema @mikehudema.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Repeat after me. A habitable planet is more important than the profits of a few fossil fuel companies. Pass it on. #ActOnClimate
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It really cost $200 to go outside. That’s crazy
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Bro said if you won’t let me disenfranchise this country- AINT NO COUNTRY
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It being nearly a decade since 2020 feels off
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I love mine past death: don’t have any.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
And I started thinking to myself… MAN. What did she do to make them niggas THAT mad!?
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If I say: “I don’t know, I don’t care, plus you’re poor”. I don’t mean financially.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Because ACTUALLY I spend money recklessly all YEAR thank you very much
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