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In•cock?neat-o

@elemani.bsky.social
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Idk wtf is going on

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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have 4 months until I’m wearing that white dress and I’ve cut out sugar, processed foods and dairy. It’s been 3 months and I am JONESING for some banana pudding. It’s BAD.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’ve hit the point in summer break where I have to wake my kids to EAT.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There is nothing worse than when you finish a good ass book. wtf do I do now???? I miss who I was 15 chapters ago 😔🖐🏾
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jury Duty is quite literally bullshit. I could be at home and pay myself $30
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Idc. I had 3 kids under 3. Yes, the youngest two WERE on toddler leashes. You try chasing two 1 year olds in two directions while keeping an eye on your 3 year old. There are perverts EATING kids. I was stressed okay?
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I wish natives would’ve treated mfs like the threats they were man.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Apple and Google Maps gotta be working with big oil.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The first prostitute was that GWORL. They was out here taking the peach and someone still thought to themselves- “I can make them pay for it”
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The FUCK is prek prom?!
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How you child plays chess teaches you so freaking much about their brains. My son is 8 and he is WAY smarter than i was at 8… his moves are so complex.. bro just learned how the pieces moved 2 days ago guys im freaking out
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Miiriya @miiriya.com · 14/05/2026
A Black single mother has fallen behind on rent a few times and is pleading for help. She works a part-time job, and with rising costs she hasn't been able to keep up and needs help with overdue bills. Let's each give $1 to get her to her goal. We've helped 273 people, let's keep going
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Help someone struggling in the community!
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The fact I’ve genuinely hated this man for two decades- I’m so happy I’m vindicated.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This shit made me CACKLE
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My favorite sentence is “I didn’t marry a fucking loser”. Mostly to other people, but it’s fun to say to him too😭😭
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This isn’t even a recession indicator. It’s a depression. It’s too expensive to own a reliable car so now you won’t be able to own that either- but don’t worry, they’re doing you a favor by renting it to you! Not to own! But to borrow!
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can’t believe they tried to tell Meryl Streep that she wasn’t pretty enough to be an actress. I’ve always found her to be pretty, since I was a little girl.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just pray- PRAY- that kdot drops a whole album may 15
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m sitting in the lobby awaiting my appointment and there are two kids next to me playing- fairly loud. Running around, hitting eachother and yelling. I only even noticed because one accidentally kicked my foot. All I can think about is how heavily policed we are. If these kids were black…
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Having a commander in chief that was never loved by anyone as a child is EXHAUSTING
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I don’t care if it’s controversial. I don’t like when same sex monoracial black couples get non-black donors. Why is your baby half Filipino? Give me one reason why you wouldn’t get a black donor. If you say sickle-cell I stg—-
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tequila…. Why does it go down there first?
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Remember during icecream licking-gate, we didn’t need to worry about talenti because their icecream won’t open even if you paid for it???
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Tail just SWANGIN
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Guys I dont know what I have right now- but I’m 90% sure in 2 months it’s going to be announced as a pandemic and / or REALLY bad variant
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Anything outside of Tony Hawk pro skater is incorrect
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
When WE “glorify” our cultures destructive behavior, it unfortunately impacts our whole culture. When THEY glorify their destructive behavior, it aggressively impacts the WORLD.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
No but we just had a shower at the strip club and them girls was spilling TEA. We are absolutely in a recession 😭😭😭
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Mike Hudema @mikehudema.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Repeat after me. A habitable planet is more important than the profits of a few fossil fuel companies. Pass it on. #ActOnClimate
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It really cost $200 to go outside. That’s crazy
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It being nearly a decade since 2020 feels off
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If I say: “I don’t know, I don’t care, plus you’re poor”. I don’t mean financially.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hate it.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Shonda Rhimes can’t fail. Shan’t fail.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
In honor of Black Women's History Month post a Black woman you love. Easy. She built me. Brick by brick.
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a white tank top is leaning against a pink wall .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a white tank top is leaning against a pink wall .
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If 👁️ 🏃🏾‍♀️ “💣s” 🇺🇸, 👁️ 🏃🏾‍♀️ 🙅🏾‍♀️ 🚫 💣 🇺🇸.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Mans saw a clip of the NAACP awards and said “I’ll tell you how to joke about you” 😭😭
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
FUHHHKKKK we need Eli POPE
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Asked my little cousin what he would be if he got drafted. He said “I’m not”. I said “they gonna lock us up” he said “they did that when I had a gram” 😭😭😭😭 these kids don’t give a FUUUUUU
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
And why tf he ain’t send 🧊 out there!?
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Iran literally will have nothing to lose and that’s the worse case scenario to put us all in. I know how I would crash out if I lost everything.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I know I looked down and said “BLACK” when I was being drafted up.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Update: said Corso is my bestie
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What if the entire military just went… awol.
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@ Iran, there are two different USA’s. Pls remember that. The black delegation likes chelow kabab
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The world could LITERALLY end tomorrow. I can’t take it with me 🙂‍↔️
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I set a timer and everything. I’d be damned if hillbilly halftime had even one more view than Benito
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So Sayeth Black Lord: @jmood88.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Saw this for the first time in person at a restaurant yesterday
Private Property 
-ABSOLUTELY NO ICE
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I cut that game off so quick after the concert. I got mad asf it wasn’t just his concert. 🥕🥕🥕 (my kids hate carrots. Biggest insult).
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Listening to my kids sing dtmf loud and proud, I could CRY
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In•cock?neat-o @elemani.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I love bad bunny so much omfg
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