MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The gym locker rooms are swapped today so I checked with 4 more employees after being told… to make sure I wasn’t going to be a creep… still felt wrong 3310
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love when a person is super nerdy about their nerdy passion/hobby. The smile while they talk about Pokémon or whatever is just so cute. 1520
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When it’s Sunday but you’re hungover but you’re feeling stressed but you’re trying to be lazy but you’re 0270
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had about 3 too many drinks at the soccer game last night and my body is Chernobyl-ing 1350
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve been wearing red vans for like 15 years and today I bought black… I just feel… wrong 1310
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just saw an AI style bara-tiddie-porn man in REAL LIFE god bless the locker room 1320
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026POV you’re about to pick me up for a date and you can still see my sock lines from wearing them all day 31020
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love seeing bloomfs flirting with each other in the replies 3360
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not Bae messaging me while I’m browsing your media tab 0230
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Step 1: you gave me access to the digital frame. Step 2: I can’t stop uploading my dick pics onto it. 2280
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The worst part of living in the states? Avoiding GBBO spoilers until I can watch on Friday… 3150
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Y’all.. Wendy’s dropped a 2000’s pop-punk album and it’s a banger…??!?!??!!! 0110
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love when someone’s name is a perfect fit for them 1200
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry if you don’t watch hockey but the way Rusty did the ol’ razzle-dazzle to distract the Sabres and softly dropped it back and Dewars pops it in was pure art 050
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What do you mean I know that Gail’s mean upstairs neighbor name is Rebecca (Bob’s Burgers lore), but I can’t remember which leg I was just using for split squats… 1210
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The sounds I’m making while slurping down this pork fried rice during my afternoon meeting. I’m thankful for the “stop video” button today. 1340
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ve had several margaritas so watchout for replies 4560
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MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Paris to NYC turnaround was wild last week but damn what a fun month it’s been so far 1801
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m craving Cinnamon Toast Crunch so fucking bad y’all 1230
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MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 17/09/2026everyone say thank you to my barber @mascandcheese.bsky.social 5970
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I always fresh shave and trim my beard so the barber doesn’t judge me 3290
MATTHEW @electromason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the torture of taking amazing dick pics and having no where to show them 11450
